Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Trip Reports' started by jpw711, Mar 27, 2020.
I yelled out "cocktails" and this magically appeared! Representing both Vegas and Tunica!
Mrs JPW makes real frozen drinks. She says you may as well go all the way!
She's looking for a good tip!
No drink ticket bullshit at this resort!!
But where are the craps tables ??? They must be behind the grills. Place a bet on the Big 6 for me !!!
Looks like a fine resort! One of these days M and I should pay a visit!
Happy hour at jpw's house I'm there!
Love the conservatory! Now if the pocket dump has a tito and mouthwash in the composition, we know we’re in business!
You are assuming I'm wearing pants!
This is true. Las Vegas strip: no glass containers, must wear pants. Maybe home confinement is better! Carry on!
One last look at the aquarium before heading to the room.
Total for the day: 5 com drinks, one bowl of jambalaya, and broke even on the gambo (true story!)
LOVE this TR JPW, such a fun idea! I also was, CRACKING up at the mini fridge. You'll spend a ton in Vegas, yet refuse to buy starbucks AND buy Big K diet soda? Love it, that's, how I roll too!
Great report! Thank you!
You're assuming we will be wearing pants!
Actually, I don't think @jpw711 wears the pants in that house in the first place!
Love your TR! Made me laugh!!
This is so perfect for these times we’re in. Asking for a friend: are dress sweat pants required after five? Asking for another friend: are bras required at all after five? No snark, right ladies?
LOVED this trip report... such fun... wanted the frozen drink... and 3 grills -wow, buffet!
Bras, along with clothes, are always optional at the JPW resort.
My inlaws, who may or not still be alive, we wouldn't know, were nudists. After about the first 10 minutes during the first visit to their home, I figured out I'd really overpacked.
There's actually another gril on the other side of the fence, in front of the gate.
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