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Jpw goes to backyard. Live March 27 2020

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Trip Reports' started by jpw711, Mar 27, 2020.

  1. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    I yelled out "cocktails" and this magically appeared! Representing both Vegas and Tunica![​IMG]
     
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  2. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    Mrs JPW makes real frozen drinks. She says you may as well go all the way!

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  3. martinr

    martinr VIP Whale

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    She's looking for a good tip!
     
    Wake Me Up When September Starts!
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  4. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    No drink ticket bullshit at this resort!![​IMG]
     
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  5. diceman711

    diceman711 Newbie

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    But where are the craps tables ??? They must be behind the grills. Place a bet on the Big 6 for me !!!
     
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  6. tringlomane

    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

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    Looks like a fine resort! One of these days M and I should pay a visit!
     
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  7. 93 Octane

    93 Octane Chief bottle washer

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    Happy hour at jpw's house I'm there!
     
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  8. carolineno

    carolineno VIP Whale

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    Love the conservatory! Now if the pocket dump has a tito and mouthwash in the composition, we know we’re in business!
     
    Entire trip at my favorite hotel!
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  9. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    You are assuming I'm wearing pants!
     
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    carolineno VIP Whale

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    This is true. Las Vegas strip: no glass containers, must wear pants. Maybe home confinement is better! Carry on!
     
    Entire trip at my favorite hotel!
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    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    One last look at the aquarium before heading to the room.

    Total for the day: 5 com drinks, one bowl of jambalaya, and broke even on the gambo (true story!)

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  12. Multifarious5

    Multifarious5 VIP Whale

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    LOVE this TR JPW, such a fun idea! I also was, CRACKING up at the mini fridge. You'll spend a ton in Vegas, yet refuse to buy starbucks AND buy Big K diet soda? Love it, that's, how I roll too!
     
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    ffejry #1 Bears Fan

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    Great report! Thank you!
     
    Vegas is calling me, so I must go!
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  14. bluesdude

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    You're assuming we will be wearing pants! :D
    Great TR!!
     
    Maybe not this year. Looking forward to 2021!
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    Actually, I don't think @jpw711 wears the pants in that house in the first place!
     
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    hattrick225 Low-Roller

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    Love your TR! Made me laugh!!
     
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  17. Merrymeet

    Merrymeet Tourist

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    This is so perfect for these times we’re in. Asking for a friend: are dress sweat pants required after five? Asking for another friend: are bras required at all after five? No snark, right ladies?
     
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    LOVED this trip report... such fun... wanted the frozen drink... and 3 grills -wow, buffet!
     
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  19. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    Bras, along with clothes, are always optional at the JPW resort.

    My inlaws, who may or not still be alive, we wouldn't know, were nudists. After about the first 10 minutes during the first visit to their home, I figured out I'd really overpacked.
     
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    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    There's actually another gril on the other side of the fence, in front of the gate.
     
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