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I went to Vegas and all I got was an ass whooping

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by The Toddster, May 6, 2021.

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  1. The Toddster

    The Toddster Derrick Henry strikes fear in the hearts of men

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    I forgot to mention masks. I don't recall seeing anyone in a casino without a mask who wasn't drinking or smoking. There was a group of guys at my bubble craps machine at Paris. One of them pulled his mask down to drink, then kept it down after he was finished. A suit approached him about 2 minutes later and asked to him put it back up if he wasn't drinking or smoking. Suit was cool and Mr. Miscreant was cool. Outside, it was maybe 60/40 without/with. Didn't hear anyone complaining about wearing masks inside, didn't hear anyone complaining about people not wearing them outside.
     
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  2. julia

    julia Craps, VP & Microbews

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    lol all the way! thanks for the entertainment!
     
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  3. The Toddster

    The Toddster Derrick Henry strikes fear in the hearts of men

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    It was. She won, I lost, and I don't think we did much fighting. Hmmm, now I'm worried.

    I hit some of those divots every now and then to aggravate the wife.
    "You know I can't stand that!"
    "That's why I do it!!!!"

    I did hit one with a 3X multiplier but it was on a quarters game. Bleh.

    Losing now gives me a reason to take another trip to win it back!

    The gambling sucked, might as well have a laugh.

    We have a large Bosnian population and there's bound to be some streets named after Bosnians in the near future. Some of those names will tie your tongue into a knot and I can't wait to hear Waze grind to a halt as it attempts to pronounce a word with 18 letters, 16 of which are consonants, and ends with -vic.
     
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  4. Winner23red

    Winner23red Low-Roller

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    Thanks for the very entertainingly funny TR. I couldn't help to chuckle how similar our trips were.... from where we ate and gambled the first day, then a trip Downtown and had the same impression of Circa (Very Nice) also thought there was excessive pot smoking everywhere. Also flew Southwest and went to take my position A38 and when I went to take my position there were 10-15 people standing in and around position 36-40. I couldn't determine where my position was amongst that crowd so I asked a woman next to me what her position was. She had her thumb over her position number. She asked what I had and told her A38. She said that I was in the right spot and that they (SWA) pay no mind to them numbers. I stepped in front of that crowd, got checked in and proceeded down the jetway. About two thirds the way down, I glanced back and there wasn't anyone behind me the length of the jetway. It would appear perhaps they do pay some mind to them numbers. lol
    Oh and while I didn't get shitfaced, gambling did kick my ass too. Also did In-N-Out and Ocean One a couple times.
     
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  5. VPDeuces

    VPDeuces Dishwasher safe

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    Great TR and thank you for posting!
     
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  6. dcdrogers

    dcdrogers Tourist

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    I laughed so hard I cried. I could just picture that scenes as I read your report....thanks for the giggles.
     
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  7. BobLasVegas

    BobLasVegas Low-Roller

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    Awesome report

    enjoyed it
     
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  8. VegasBhoy67

    VegasBhoy67 Low-Roller

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    very funny and entertaining read - thanks
     
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  9. snoopydogj

    snoopydogj High-Roller

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    I sometimes do stupid shit when my wife goes to bed early. “I think I’ll stay down & play a little craps before I come up”
    Funny, she has the same reaction as your wife.
    It’s usually this. “Why do you have to get so drunk?” “Fuck, I’m not driving”
     
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  10. HornHighAceDuce

    HornHighAceDuce Tourist

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    Awesomely fun report. Glad you fun.
     
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  11. The Toddster

    The Toddster Derrick Henry strikes fear in the hearts of men

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    Getting tanked took the edge off of all that :D
     
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  12. The Toddster

    The Toddster Derrick Henry strikes fear in the hearts of men

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    "Because you've been a little hard to deal with lately, dear."
     
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  13. jackatwell63

    jackatwell63 Tourist

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    i hear ya on the trucker thing , if i was a T H P i would give tickets out ALL DAY for that shit
    the truckers do that shit on purpose ....
    once they hit nashville its 80 mph or nothing !
     
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