Beach Crazy
Hostess With the Mostess
I gots the banana chip bitches!!!
7 nights in Vegas, I’ve tried to keep this as short as possible but 7 nights in Vegas is a long time.
Wednesday
Get to airport to get checked in, Allegiant Airlines direct to Vegas, had to pay $25 for my suitcase being over the limit, ouch, next I set off the alarm and have to get the private inspection, finally on our flight. Arrive in Vegas a few minutes late where we meet Ted Maasch from Presidential Limo. He was a super nice guy and a lot of fun. We (my two sisters and I) get in the limo where we get roses and he pops the cork on the champagne. We head to the Welcome to Las Vegas sign for a photo and a then a leisurely ride down the stip finally arriving at our home for the next 4 nights, Mirage. And by the way, the moon roof would not open.
We get checked in with no problems, room 11-089 overlooking the pool. Headed to the pool for awhile and then it was time for the first of many spa appointments. I chose to go to the TI spa. I got some fun fake eyelashes and a Body Polish. Back to the room to meet up with my girlfriend Cyndy who took a different flight. A little later we met up with Mikey at the Ava bar. It was a great reunion.
We tried to talk him into going to Tangerine club with us, but he would have no part of it. Back to our room to change where I found a nice bottle of Captain Morgan Silver as a birfday gift from our own Eric/Jack 21, what a sweetie. I had made arrangements with Vegas Host Bill for a private table and bottle service. We arrived at the club about midnight. Got our picture taken for Napkin Nights, had glasses of Dom Perignon and Cristal. By 2:30 they came and took my half empty bottle of Captain Morgan and escorted us out. The security guard said I was stumbling. Excuse me, I was not and even if I was what do you except when people are sitting around drinking a $330 bottle of Captain Morgan.
So we left, called Mikey where I get the “I told you not to go†and started walking back to Mirage. Along the way I asked a guy for a cigarette (they were from Greece). I didn’t know in Greece if you ask a man for a cigarette it’s really code for “will you go to bed with me� OK, calling Mikey again to get rid of these freaks. Finally in our room to sleep.
Thursday
Up and off to the pool where we had lunch at the little café. It was yummy as always. That evening some of the T2V gang came up to my room and we cracked open the bottle Eric had sent and finished it off. It was a good time with Ron, Bill, Mikey and Tennessee Cyndi. Cyndi presented Ron and I with some birfday gifts. She’s such a sweetie.
We had a great time and then we were off to Carnival Court to meet up with some others, Becky, Jer, Terry and his friend the golf ****. Here is where I found out who my surprise guest was. Sin!!!!! Yeah!!!! Only problem was she was already up in the room getting sick so I had to wait until Friday night to meet her. We played some blackjack and danced. At one point I almost had the entire place up on their feet dancing. Or at least that’s what it seemed like. What a blast!!
Friday
Some quality pool time again and then off to the spa for a little facial and some more eyelashes. Later we head downtown to MSS for an official T2V get together. I get there to find another surprise….Doc Al and Mrs. Al. Guess he decided he didn’t want to get all those drunken phone calls. Ron and I received more gifts. We had many drinks and then it was off to ride the grain train and have some fun downtown. Another night full of fun and friends.
7 nights in Vegas, I’ve tried to keep this as short as possible but 7 nights in Vegas is a long time.
Wednesday
Get to airport to get checked in, Allegiant Airlines direct to Vegas, had to pay $25 for my suitcase being over the limit, ouch, next I set off the alarm and have to get the private inspection, finally on our flight. Arrive in Vegas a few minutes late where we meet Ted Maasch from Presidential Limo. He was a super nice guy and a lot of fun. We (my two sisters and I) get in the limo where we get roses and he pops the cork on the champagne. We head to the Welcome to Las Vegas sign for a photo and a then a leisurely ride down the stip finally arriving at our home for the next 4 nights, Mirage. And by the way, the moon roof would not open.



We get checked in with no problems, room 11-089 overlooking the pool. Headed to the pool for awhile and then it was time for the first of many spa appointments. I chose to go to the TI spa. I got some fun fake eyelashes and a Body Polish. Back to the room to meet up with my girlfriend Cyndy who took a different flight. A little later we met up with Mikey at the Ava bar. It was a great reunion.

We tried to talk him into going to Tangerine club with us, but he would have no part of it. Back to our room to change where I found a nice bottle of Captain Morgan Silver as a birfday gift from our own Eric/Jack 21, what a sweetie. I had made arrangements with Vegas Host Bill for a private table and bottle service. We arrived at the club about midnight. Got our picture taken for Napkin Nights, had glasses of Dom Perignon and Cristal. By 2:30 they came and took my half empty bottle of Captain Morgan and escorted us out. The security guard said I was stumbling. Excuse me, I was not and even if I was what do you except when people are sitting around drinking a $330 bottle of Captain Morgan.

So we left, called Mikey where I get the “I told you not to go†and started walking back to Mirage. Along the way I asked a guy for a cigarette (they were from Greece). I didn’t know in Greece if you ask a man for a cigarette it’s really code for “will you go to bed with me� OK, calling Mikey again to get rid of these freaks. Finally in our room to sleep.
Thursday
Up and off to the pool where we had lunch at the little café. It was yummy as always. That evening some of the T2V gang came up to my room and we cracked open the bottle Eric had sent and finished it off. It was a good time with Ron, Bill, Mikey and Tennessee Cyndi. Cyndi presented Ron and I with some birfday gifts. She’s such a sweetie.



We had a great time and then we were off to Carnival Court to meet up with some others, Becky, Jer, Terry and his friend the golf ****. Here is where I found out who my surprise guest was. Sin!!!!! Yeah!!!! Only problem was she was already up in the room getting sick so I had to wait until Friday night to meet her. We played some blackjack and danced. At one point I almost had the entire place up on their feet dancing. Or at least that’s what it seemed like. What a blast!!









Friday
Some quality pool time again and then off to the spa for a little facial and some more eyelashes. Later we head downtown to MSS for an official T2V get together. I get there to find another surprise….Doc Al and Mrs. Al. Guess he decided he didn’t want to get all those drunken phone calls. Ron and I received more gifts. We had many drinks and then it was off to ride the grain train and have some fun downtown. Another night full of fun and friends.










