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"I DON'T have a gambling problem."

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by M_ILIS, Aug 12, 2020.

  1. M_ILIS

    M_ILIS VIP Whale

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  2. Ezzy711

    Ezzy711 VIP Whale

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    Congratulations! Now if you could just get that drinking under control.
     
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  3. Feedyourhead

    Feedyourhead Low-Roller

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    LOL since when are statements of fact inside fortune cookies
     
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  4. Richard Alpert

    Richard Alpert LOST

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    Lucky Dragon's marketing folks should've rethought that one! :faint:

    RICHARD
     
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  5. bubbakitty

    bubbakitty Doing retirement again and happily so....

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    Sounds like a line from a loan shark......in the dark...... on the left side of the alley. Cigarette dangling>>>>
     
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    This here table isn’t a 5$ table; Pilgrim ~~
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  6. Craps all day

    Craps all day Low-Roller

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    ouch, that one resonates for sure...
     
  7. steveks225

    steveks225 Low-Roller

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    Years ago when I had a boatload of player’s cards and wondered if I was going to have time to get to run them all through just to keep the mail and offers flowing. Now thanks to industry consolidation, closures, places not being as desirable to play, etc., I don’t have enough cards anymore to keep rubber banded! Therefore no problem.
     
  8. Cageet

    Cageet Tourist

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    I don't have a gambling problem. I have a comp chasing problem. Those are different. In my mind at least.
     
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  9. Craps all day

    Craps all day Low-Roller

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    Now that I've upped my status at several locations this summer (mostly due to 5x points, etc.), I'm a bit worried I'll be focused on both!
     
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  10. mwig

    mwig High-Roller

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    My wife got a very creepy one a couple years back at the Luxor buffet. A very simple "Somebody is watching you from afar"
     
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  11. flyguyfl

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    Was that one written on a napkin in red ink? Just asking for a friend.
     
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  12. Texas Rock

    Texas Rock Low-Roller

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    It had become a tradition in our family to read aloud our 'fortunes' and I usually try to go last and can deadpan a recitation of "You and your second wife will have a wonderful life together". Always goes over great with my wife (of 31 years). :)
     
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  13. Feedyourhead

    Feedyourhead Low-Roller

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    As teenagers we used to add “in bed” to the end of every fortune
     
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  14. bratkar

    bratkar Low-Roller

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    My immature adult self still does this. :)
     
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