Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by M_ILIS, Aug 12, 2020.
... And I've got the fortune cookie to prove it:
2020-08-12_10-41-45 by Mark
Congratulations! Now if you could just get that drinking under control.
LOL since when are statements of fact inside fortune cookies
Lucky Dragon's marketing folks should've rethought that one!
Sounds like a line from a loan shark......in the dark...... on the left side of the alley. Cigarette dangling>>>>
ouch, that one resonates for sure...
Years ago when I had a boatload of player’s cards and wondered if I was going to have time to get to run them all through just to keep the mail and offers flowing. Now thanks to industry consolidation, closures, places not being as desirable to play, etc., I don’t have enough cards anymore to keep rubber banded! Therefore no problem.
I don't have a gambling problem. I have a comp chasing problem. Those are different. In my mind at least.
Now that I've upped my status at several locations this summer (mostly due to 5x points, etc.), I'm a bit worried I'll be focused on both!
My wife got a very creepy one a couple years back at the Luxor buffet. A very simple "Somebody is watching you from afar"
Was that one written on a napkin in red ink? Just asking for a friend.
It had become a tradition in our family to read aloud our 'fortunes' and I usually try to go last and can deadpan a recitation of "You and your second wife will have a wonderful life together". Always goes over great with my wife (of 31 years).
As teenagers we used to add “in bed” to the end of every fortune
My immature adult self still does this.
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