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HWGA! Police remove passenger with "comfort squirrel" from plane ...

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by dmr, Oct 10, 2018.

  1. dmr

    dmr Registered Abuser

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  2. mescalita

    mescalita old and in the way...

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    I heard she used to fly Southwest, but the squirrel got mad because they stopped handing out peanuts....
     
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  3. nostresshere

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    Great come back!
     
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    I'm sure that everyone involved realized the importance of an "emotional support" animal and were not inconvenienced at all by the two hour delay. A bushy tailed rat to someone with emotional needs surely outweighs our desire - or need - to smoothly travel per our schedule. And, since I'm not running for office, I can say stuff like that.

    Brown gravy. Feel me, dawg?! Brown gravy. This plane's on time.
     
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  5. bubbakitty

    bubbakitty Doing retirement again and happily so....

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    How does it delay the plane?

    " Watcha got there ma'am? Oh, sorry you can't get on our flight with that...." argue argue argue...."what's the first name on the standby list Larry?"

    WTF? I can't get on with an unopened bottle of water because it is larger than 4 oz. but this vermit gets through a tsa checkpoint?

    Ok ok. Maybe she got it in the gift shop once past security but still!!
     
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  6. rdwoodpecker

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    If you are that emotionally unstable to fly without your comfort pet, you should not fly! This country has gone totally overboard on serving the extreme needs of so few.
     
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    boris and natasha.jpg

    RICHARD
     
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  8. nostresshere

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    I need to fly with a hooker support. Is that okay?
     
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    bnlphan Degenerate In Training

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    Can she fit under the seat in front of you?
     
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    nostresshere Mr. Anti Debit Card

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    I am guessing many fellow degenerates are visualizing her partially under the seat in front of me and... well.... we are running out of room in "my gutter".
     
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  11. alanleroy

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    My emotional support squirrels keep running away from me or trying to bite me. It's not very calming.
     
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    Second in stupidity only next to the babe who brought her support pig aboard...It began to poop all over the floor because apparently, it needed emotional suport for the trauma of traveling on a plane.
     
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  13. nostresshere

    nostresshere Mr. Anti Debit Card

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    I like that. Can an emotional support animal bring along emotional support?
     
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    bnlphan Degenerate In Training

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    lol its like that old nursury rhyme about the old woman who swallowed a fly so she swallowed a frog to eat the fly. Then a cat to eat the frog and so on.
     
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    I have a support cobra,Mrs. JG plays clarinet so it's a tough act to follow.
     
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    Bwahahaha. Squirrel, Fearless Leader, and of course Mr. Big.
     
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