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How to get approached by a hooker?

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by Tonyfromjersey, Jun 20, 2018.

  1. DiamondD

    DiamondD High Roller in Training

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    Hopefully you didn't spend too much. :poke:
     
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  2. PsyDoc

    PsyDoc Low-Roller

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    If anybody wants to get hit on by a hooker, I highly recommend the center bar at NYNY. I am sitting here right now and enjoying 'the show'.
     
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  3. queuetee

    queuetee VIP Whale

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    The title of this makes it seems like getting approached by a hooker is some kind of honor and difficult to achieve....duh.
     
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  4. Mirageluvr

    Mirageluvr VIP Whale

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    It is an honor, and something I look forward to happening while in Vegas. Sadly, not too difficult to achieve. :(
    One of my crowning moments occurred a few years ago while walking on the crosswalk from the Mirage to the Venetian. A lovely 6' tall lady asked me if I wanted to experience the night of my life? My Wife, Mother and Brother-in-law were all walking behind us, and witnessed and heard me kindly pass on the proposal, and state, I was having the time of my life.. My response did not surprise them, especially my wife. :p
     
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  5. PsyDoc

    PsyDoc Low-Roller

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    Well, for some it may be part of the 'Vegas experience'. After all, I don't think that there is a thread with more views and postings on this message board than the 'hooker thread'. So I can relate to the issue raised by the initiator of this thread here. In order to 'experience' it, you have to be at the right place at the right time, in my case yesterday: the center bar in NYNY around midnight. I got hit on only once, but I have to admit that it was amusing to watch the interactions between the girls and their potential clients. At least, I got more out of it than playing video poker.
     
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  6. DReynolds86

    DReynolds86 Let's Go Pens!

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    I mean, not for nothin', but you could try not dressing like an FBI informant. That might help. :p
     
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  7. RedChip

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    They always find me at the VP bars too. I usually lie and start talking about my wife even if it's a solo trip. It does't always work, but I don't want them to waste their time thinking they're going to find a customer in me.

    At El Cortez, a woman struck up a conversation with me at a VP bar, and my first thought was here we go again, another hooker. I was so wrong. She was just a nice person wanting to chat. It turned out she was there with boyfriend and family.
     
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  8. BlueBellThunder

    BlueBellThunder VIP Whale

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    A true hooker won’t conversate too long. They usually get right down to business in 60 seconds or less.
     
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  9. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Depends I've had both experiences in fact the better more seasons pros will talk more imo..
     
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    irishdave VIP Whale

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    You can tell if they're pros by the shoes ;)
     
  11. topcard

    topcard Older than the Stardust!

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    Yep - the "pros" won't be wearing 'FMPs'
     
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  12. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Bingo!
     
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  13. brianm82ie

    brianm82ie Tourist

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    What are fmps?
     
  14. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Female mayhave penis
     
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  15. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    But seriously fuck me pumps.. or fuck me boots
     
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  16. brianm82ie

    brianm82ie Tourist

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    Ah yeah it's just the "P" that threw me off.

    Hookers are great for watching. I love it!
     
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  17. Erich17

    Erich17 It is a real Obsession

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    With all these stories there are very few that say that actually took them up on the offer. Well I hate to break it to everyone but if these girls weren’t getting work they wouldn’t be doing it and there wouldn’t be so many. So someone is paying for it and I’m guessing it’s a lot more people than you think
     
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  18. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    I'm on a hooker approaching me drought of 3 trips now.
     
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  19. Kevzilla

    Kevzilla Low-Roller

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    I guess I look like I would need a hooker to get laid. They approach me constantly. I was propositioned less than ten feet outside the Bellagio Conservatory last month. At 11:30 AM on a Thursday. :rolleyes:
     
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  20. UKFanatic

    UKFanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    Are you sure you just don't remember ....
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