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Hooker Stories

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by mesa, Jan 5, 2009.

  1. JaDubya

    JaDubya High Roller? Nah...just a Roller

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    Not really a hooker story but in the ballpark.

    I was walking down the strip with my family. My wife was with my daughter and I had my 5-year old son in tow with me. We passed the hand slapper guys with their glossy “girls to your room” cards. My son lets go of my hand and as I turn to see why he stopped, I hear a woman behind me say “no,no” to my son. The second I see him I yell out “little JaDubya!!” and my son, with a guilty look on his face, drops about a dozen of those “girls to your room” cards. I guess they reminded him of his Pokémon cards so he picked them up off the ground.

    The entire way back to the hotel my wife was saying “you had one job, blah blah blah.” Of course I was smiling to myself & thinking, “that’s my boy!”
     
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  2. gamboller

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    Checked in late one Friday evening to Luxor with my mate, we'd had a long day with flights from Ireland/UK and I was pretty tired.
    Went to the room to sleep for a bit, ended up waking around 4am so went to the sports bar at the Luxor as there was some soccer on from back home.

    Was playing VP and having a beer, heard 3 familiar accents beside me and it was a group of young Irish lads from back home, having a chat and a laugh when this young lady approaches me and ask something about Uber and if I had it, can I order one and go party with her, I politely told her that I'm from Ireland and all we got is horses and carts and no Uber (we do but I wanted to be a smartass) - the 3 lads and bar man ripped into laughter and ohhhh man was she pissed, however, she just made her way to the next guy beside me, slowly working her way around the bar.

    What struck me after was the 3 lads I was speaking with were pretty naive about this, they genuinely thought this was an open invitation to just hook up with a girl, which in turn made me think, how many men actually get sucked in.
     
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  3. Sonya

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    I appreciate you all having fun, but let's not derail this thread. Some of you seem to have mistaken it for the Bad Joke of the Day thread. ;)
     
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  4. Earthman

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    I don’t have any stories which could compare favorably with the better ones in this thread. This is partially due to my habits; my internal clock usually gets me up at 5AM Central, and I run out of gas around 9 or 10. So, in Vegas I’m usually getting to the casino floor just as the workin’ gals are leaving, and I’m rarely out very late. I’ve never been approached while out on the Strip, and only once downtown. (I was walking from ElCo to the Western, just a few weeks before it closed. She had about twice as many visible tattoos as visible teeth, and looked extremely biohazardous. It wasn’t too difficult to pass on her offer - it would have been healthier for me to roll around on the floor of the Western for a half hour than to spend that time with her. But I digress.)

    I have only taken advantage of the available paid professional services a few times, many years ago - and on only one occasion did I feel that my money was well spent. I then became aware that there were plenty of volunteers around who were also looking to have a bit of “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” fun, and that even a little bit of game could go a long way. I then met my SO (back home), and she has accompanied me on each Vegas trip since, usually sticking to me like glue when we’re on the casino floor - which is another part of the reason why I don’t have a lot of good hooker stories.

    I did come close to having one last year, though. We took our annual birthday trip last June, staying at NYNY for the first time. The $20 sandwich got us a room upgrade and two Zumanity tickets (which, to be honest, I think they were eager to pass out to help fill the showroom - which was only half full). We did enjoy the show, and then we found two open VP bartops on the back side of the Times Square piano bar.

    I put a $20 in, selected 25 cent Deuces Wild - and then drew four deuces on my fourth hand. I had just entered Video Poker Nirvana; it seemed that I was hitting straight flushes, 4OAKs, and wild royals every few minutes. I became laser-focused on the game, only looking up to order more drinks or to make sure that my SO was still there. After about an hour, she ran out of steam and decided to go up to the room, after making me promise to behave myself.

    Not too long after she left, a volunteer showed up and took her seat. She was a cute brunette, slightly pleasingly plump, about 2/3 drunk, on vacation with her girlfriends. At one point two of her friends stopped by to check on her, and they didn’t seem to give off the “hooker vibe” either.

    Of course, I wasn’t trying to recruit any volunteers (Wake up, honey! I made a new friend! Scoot over a little bit, willya?). However, I did engage in polite conversation with her; she was from rural British Columbia, and we discussed the similarities and differences between her home and mine (Texas). We also talked about the various forms of video poker; I tried to explain why I thought it was better to learn the strategy for one variation and stick to that, while she was constantly switching games, trying to find one which was luckier for her. As we talked (and drank), she began leaning in closer to my screen, and her (ample!) right breast began brushing against my arm. I didn’t mind that a bit - once might be an accident, but the third and fourth titty brushings were starting to seem like a message - but then reason cut through the alcoholic fog, and I realized that it would be a rotten thing if I was to give her the impression that I was open to anything more than a conversation. I was trying to think of a polite way to disengage, when I was saved by a phone call; her friends were going to a late dinner, and we were invited. I declined, she gave me her business card and told me to give her a call the next day, and then she was gone.

    About two minutes later, a workin’ girl showed up and sat down. She was a good-looking African-American, very dark skinned, and she appeared to be about sixteen years old. She was wearing stiletto heels and a slinky, clingy blue silk club dress that provided an ample view of her wares. I had been at the bar for over three hours now, tipping the bartenders well. I caught the eye of one of them. My newest neighbor got a single sentence out (“Hey - how you doin’?”), and the bartender was there, stating that those seats were for VP players only, and that he needed to see her ID. She was out of there at full HookerSpeed, probably hoping to avoid security on the way out. I thanked the bartender, tipped him again, took my $675 TITO, and went up to the room - being sure to get rid of my new Canadian friend’s card on the way.

    So, that’s about it for my hooker stories - but, I do find myself wondering about the short-term future of their industry. Most of the professional pickle ticklers I have spoken with (or overheard) seem to be fairly intelligent, and well able to make it in the legitimate working economy during normal times. These are not normal times. As stated in a recent Vital Vegas podcast (May 19), many of these gals have other income streams to keep themselves afloat. However, the entire economy has taken a big hit, so some of these backup plans probably won’t work that well. After the 2008 economic downturn, I noticed a marked increase in the amount of workin’ girls around; to steal a line from another poster upthread, you couldn’t swing a dead hooker around without hitting a half dozen live ones. I recall being propositioned about five times in a single hour (early afternoon) at the Luxor one day when the SO was away shopping - but these didn’t seem like the regular workin’ girls. They seemed more like economically desperate housewives or single moms who had run out of options. Kinda sad when you think about it - and even sadder when you think about how it might be even worse this time.

    So, I’ll just have to take one for the team and do a little research. I’ll be going back to Vegas at the end of the month, on my first solo trip in over a decade - the SO has other plans. Two days downtown followed by two days at NYNY should be enough for a good statistical sample. I will not be taking advantage of the professional services - way too risky these days, with the ‘rona, economically desperate gals who are even more eager to drug and roll a trick, and the constant hazard of hard-to-explain STDs. But I shall observe from afar - hopefully, at least six feet - and report back!


    (Sonya, if you feel that discussion of the future of the industry is too off-topic for this thread, please let me know and I’ll start a new one.)
     
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  5. ncpokeresq

    ncpokeresq Low-Roller

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    I for one would appreciate you conducting empirical research and sharing your results. What is your regular location DT?
     
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  6. Earthman

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    This time, I’ll be staying at the Hotel Apache (on a free credit from the Binion’s app) but I expect to be playing mostly at the King’s Bar at QQQQ. I’ll have to make a stop at The D to see if they will still give free play for a SW Airlines boarding pass, and I’ll probably stop in at Golden Gate because I really like the bar, and because I want to get on their radar for a potential Circa mailer one day. I may also walk down to ElCo, because I always seem to have a little bit of luck there. But, I expect to spend most of my time at QQQQ.

    After all, this is for science! (Well, “social science”, at least...)
     
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  7. Kevzilla

    Kevzilla Low-Roller

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    You should have no problem getting a statistically significant sample.
     
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  8. Earthman

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    On Monday night - actually, on Tuesday morning - I woke up from a nap and decided to go to Four Queens, arriving at about 1AM. Every other machine at the King’s Bar was disabled, and the bartenders were trying to only serve walk-up customers at the front of the bar on the street side. Soon after I sat down, an unmasked African-American woman walked up and stood next to me as if she wanted to place an order. She wasn’t bad looking, but she wasn’t especially good looking either - I would rate her as about a 7, including a bonus point for a good personality. She said hello to me and asked how my game was going, and then one of the bartenders came over to shoo her over to the front of the bar, also telling her that she needed a mask. She apologized and went to the front.


    A few minutes later, another woman sat down at the machine on my right and ordered a drink as if she was going to start playing (although she never did). She was a large white gal - not grossly fat, but far from skinny; she was over six feet tall in heels, and she looked like she could handle a hard day of farm work - or a bar fight. She was more like a 5. She complained about the mask requirement as an icebreaker, and then started asking me questions, like how my night was going and was I staying at the hotel. I replied that I was staying across the street, without specifying which street; she assumed that I was talking about the Fremont, and I didn’t feel the need to correct her. She asked if I was alone, and I replied that my girlfriend was asleep in the room - without mentioning that the room in question was about 1100 miles away. She actually said “Oh, you brought sand to the beach!”, just like another poster reported upthread. At this point my new African-American friend walked by and said “Oh, you were waitin’ on HER!” I just chuckled and said that I wasn’t waiting on anyone. My Amazon friend then came straight out and suggested that we go to her room at the Fremont, and I declined. (Even though I wasn’t in the market for paid professional services anyway, there seemed to be something especially wrong about her - I think that I just might have gotten rolled if I had accepted her offer.)


    After a restroom trip, I picked another machine on the side of the bar opposite the street. Soon, another woman sat at the next working machine on my left; she was a skinny white gal who had a high-mileage look: another 5. She asked me why I was sitting all alone, and I explained that I was just there to drink and gamble, and that I didn’t want to get too close to anyone. She said that was too bad, because she was going to suggest that we get closer. I claimed to be scared of catching the ‘rona (somewhat true), but I said that it might have worked at a different time (complete falsehood). She moved on, and that was my final hooker encounter of the morning - except that I saw the two 5’s leaving the casino together later, out of the front entrance. It seemed strange that the Amazon would be leaving that way if she actually had a room at the Fremont.


    Three seasoned pros on the first night.


    I slept in on Tuesday evening, and woke up at about 3 on Wednesday morning. Binion’s bar was empty when I went down at about 3:45. The King’s Bar was mostly empty, but there were two young ladies on the west side of the bar who seemed to be well-lubed workin’ gals who had just ended their work shifts. I sat on the east side, and didn’t interact with them.


    I had no other interactions with females who I would feel confident as identifying as “working gals”, although I may have seen at two more. After I checked out of Hotel Apache, I called for a Lyft and was directed to go wait outside by the curb for my ride. At the pickup zone, I was facing the garage entrance for the Fremont, and there weren’t any police or security guards in sight. I saw two females emerge from the Fremont, one with very long legs and a very short skirt and another with jeans and a tank top. They walked up to a guy on a bicycle who was wearing a white t-shirt and a backpack. The females appeared to make a purchase, and then I saw the long-legged one, who was facing me, take a hit from a crack pipe. (The other female appeared to take a hit as well, but she was facing away from me, so I couldn’t say for sure.)

    I can’t report any verifiable contacts with working gals at NYNY either; I did see a few females in sexy-looking party outfits, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that they were hookers. With social distancing being more strictly enforced there, it would have been very difficult for a pro to approach a potential customer; every other machine was deactivated with the chairs removed, and they even restricted access to the Center Bar at times. Also, it felt like there was more security around, but it might just have been the normal amount of security with 50% hotel occupancy. Someone attempting to solicit business would have been pretty obvious- but I didn’t see any of this at all at NYNY.



    So the tally for the trip is three confirmed seasoned professionals and four possibles, all downtown. I did not see anyone who seemed like a desperate housewife or single mother who had run out of economic options as I did during the last economic downturn a decade ago. Maybe that won’t happen this time - or maybe the effect just hasn’t shown up yet. With social distancing and decreased occupancy, it will definitely be more difficult for the workin’ gals to operate - and I’m sure that they don’t want to catch the ‘rona any more than the rest of us do.


    I hope that others will continue this research in a safe manner.
     
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  9. OMD_Fan

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    I was walking through the casino in NYNY coming back from eating breakfast at 8:30am in the morning.

    I was wearing a t shirt with a wolf on and the American flag on it and as I'm walking I see a female approach me in a dress. She was young in her 20s and mixed race and I considered her to be pretty.

    She notices my t-shirt and comments how patriotic it was and I said thanks as she gave me a hug. She then noticed my accent and said your English. I said yep. She then asked if I wanted to party and go for a drink and she tried to grab me. I'm like no thanks.

    Security came along and asked her ID and I just walked off.

    My first and only experience in Vegas.
     
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  10. AyDee

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    I was looking for a new ebook to read, then I discovered this 55-page thread. Thank you.
     
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  12. Spudlink

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    Once a few years back I was sitting at the sportsbar book at Bellagio at about 3am when a lovely young lass started up a convo. It was late, I was drunk/high/horny so I brought her back to my room. She immediately sat me down on the edge of my bed and pulled my pants to my ankles and started to do her thing. I was enjoying until I happened to glance down...young lady had her hand in the pocket of my pants around my ankles...i had left my roll in my front pocket.

    When I confronted her she was so sweet and funny about it I let her finish her performance.

    Lesson...keep a hand on your cash at all times boys.
     
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  13. Mrazzo

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    Got approached both Wednesday and Thursday mornings while getting in line at the Starbucks by hotel lobby at MGM Grand this past week. Same girl both times. Same dress both days lol.
    Her name was Jasmine. She asked if I wanted to go have a little fun as she still had a room till 11 and didn’t want to waste it. I politely declined both times and off she went to the next guy just standing around. She was wearing a mask for what it’s worth. After I got coffee I saw her parked at a slot texting
     
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  14. Sonya

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    Please remember not to post people's photos on VMB without their permission, especially when you are suggesting they are a prostitute, or otherwise engaged in illegal activity.

    Also, a reminder that off topic and snarky posts will be removed from this thread to keep it from drifting off topic.
     
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  15. NewOrleansSlimm

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    first week of November, Im waiting on my brother so I go down to the Casino at Ballys and head to the VP. as soon as I grab my chair this woman walks up "do you need and company?" I replied with "No thanks, im good" she said OK and went walking through the machines hunting, few seconds later she walked to the slots right by lobby bar and played on her phone, she didnt hook anyone while I was there

    the odd thing, it was a Tuesday at 11:00am, now she wasnt a bad looking girl, actually her face was quite nice, but she appeared to be pregnant, and yes, I know thats some peoples kink
     
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