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Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by mesa, Jan 5, 2009.

  1. La$Vega$

    La$Vega$ What happens in Vegas is put on VMB forever

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    Been propositioned many times over the years.
    This past spring I was at MB and after playing craps for a while I went to have a drink and play VP at one of the casino bars.
    Sat next to this little vixen from Cali. Made small talk for a bit and pretty soon she asks, "would I like to go back to my room with her".
    I declined the offer, but I countered her offer with, " would you like to pay me for sex".
    She laughed and declined my counter to which I said, "if you are looking to make some money I can teach you how to play VP".
    She just glared at me.
     
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  2. Packbacker

    Packbacker Tourist

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    I thought I had posted this in here before but didn't see it.

    Checked into the glorious Imperial Palace late one night. Got the keys ,took the slow ass elevators, and went to my room......to find that it was never cleaned including fecal material in the toilet. Joy. Back down, talk to desk, and assigned a new room. Hop back in an elevator and hold the door for a young lady.

    "Where ya going?"
    "To get my luggage to change rooms."
    "Can I come?"
    "No, the room's a mess. I gotta change rooms." (Im pissed and hallucinating a bit after no sleep)
    "All boys rooms are messy. Let's have some fun."
    "You don't understand there is human fecal material in my hotel room."
    "So you don't want a date?"
    "My hotel room is full of shit. No, no thank you."

    Unfazed she wandered away down the hotel hallway.
     
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  3. mrstealth

    mrstealth VIP Whale

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    For those of you that go "off strip" on your vegas vacations and are interested in this topic, if you take a ride on Tropicana and head west from Dean Martin Drive (The In and OUt Burger is on the corner) you will see plenty of what you are looking for between there and the Orleans.
     
  4. WHITEJACKET73

    WHITEJACKET73 High-Roller

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    Several years ago I was walking back to my room at the Venetian around 1 A.M. As I passed the Casino Royale I spied a hooker out of the corner of my eye standing in one of the doorways. She asked, " Where you going sweetie?" I put my head down and picked up my pace a little. I could hear her start out after me, her Hooker shoes clomping on the sidewalk..."Hey, wait up". I started into a slow trot and she quickened her pace. I then sped up and the clomping behind me stopped and then she let out a barrage of blue language that would have made a sailor blush.
     
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  5. vegasmacker

    vegasmacker Canadian Ambassador for Sully's Bar

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    You ran away cause a hooker propositioned you?
     
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  6. Vegas Insight

    Vegas Insight King of no media

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    Once again I share a blog post from Mark Evanier, a writer of stuff. He's been writing all sorts of stuff for the entertainment industry for about as long as I have been alive. And he has been to Vegas plenty of times in his life. He's currently writing a series of blog posts inspired by his most recent visit to Vegas.

    I call this entry "Hooker Dodgeball."

    Usual disclaimer: I have no financial interest or any other reason to promote his writing, other than I'm a fan of it. I own a couple of '70s comic books he wrote, but they're not worth much, and never will be. The success of his blog does not benefit me in any way. I'd like to interview him for my podcast, but my audience isn't nearly healthy enough to warrant his time. But I digress. (Apologies to Peter David, another writer of stuff.)

    https://www.newsfromme.com/2019/01/21/vegas-diary-part-4/
     
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  7. Mirageluvr

    Mirageluvr VIP Whale

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    Thanks for sharing his blog post...funny as hell, and so damn true. :D
     
  8. Vegas Insight

    Vegas Insight King of no media

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    I don't spend a lot of time on the strip, day or night, although I do spend some late nights at the tables when I stay at the Orleans. I have so few hooker interactions from my 22 years of Vegas visits, it's bizarre. I must be one ugly SOB. But reading stories about those who run into them at CVS at odd times never stops entertaining me.
     
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  9. 93 Octane

    93 Octane Chief bottle washer

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    Great article!
     
  10. WHITEJACKET73

    WHITEJACKET73 High-Roller

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    After she started to follow me, I decided to see just how far she would give chase before giving up....I just kept up my pace just enough so that she couldn't catch up.
     
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  11. OddsWrkin

    OddsWrkin Low-Roller

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    I had to laugh when I read the 3rd sentence:
    I'm an only child, a never-wed male and a professional writer of almost half a century….so I'm can be comfy with Alone as long as it isn't permanent.
     
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  12. Syringe Monkey

    Syringe Monkey Hero of the Baggage Carousel...

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    Hookers never proposition me... I guess I have a face like a bag of smashed crabs.
     
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  13. spdandpwr

    spdandpwr VIP Whale

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    Where in the Wynn was this? The sports book? I've never seen a hooker at the Wynn ever!
     
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  14. CJ's

    CJ's Plumbing the depths of debauchery

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    Ive been propositioned at the Wynn playing VP, some years back tho, so they do frequent :evillaugh: or was this meant tounge in cheek? :whistle:
     
  15. spdandpwr

    spdandpwr VIP Whale

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    It was genuine. In the last two years, I haven't seen any. Venetian, on the other hand...
     
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  16. UKFanatic

    UKFanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    I have been propositioned multiple times at the Tower Suites Bar and the Baccarat Bar
     
  17. spdandpwr

    spdandpwr VIP Whale

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    You're allowed to go to the tower suites bar without staying there? Interesting. I'll check it out. I'm guessing the baccarat bar is in the high limit tables area at the Wynn?
     
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    UKFanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    Probably. I've only been in there when I am staying in the Tower Suite, but they only check your keys to go to the elevators, not sit at the bar. Its a pricey bar not close to any of the other public attractions at Wynn, so it doesn't really get a big crowds of people just hanging out. And the Bac Bar is the VP bar just outside the high limit room, next to the hallway that leads to the buffet, la cave, etc
     
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  19. IWannaBeInVegas

    IWannaBeInVegas VIP Whale

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    Only twice was I ever approached. In 2005 I was there celebrating my divorce (trip report is on this board) when an attractive 40ish lady was at the bar. I sit down and she comes over, I buy her a couple drinks and we talk for half hour or so; she then asked if I wanted some company and I told her sure, she said it was $1500 for the night and I laughed and told her she did not realize I was charging $2500 for the night and she just smiled, thanked me for the drinks and walked away.

    2011 or 2015 (can’t remember, report posted here) several tried to pick me up during a 4am walk. One I told her I only had $10 bucks left and the rest I told I was not interested and kept walking
     
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  20. Ten_On_The_End

    Ten_On_The_End Low-Roller

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    This really happened....
    I'm sitting in Harrah's around 4 AM about 10 years ago since I like to get up early and I'm just playing some video poker when I hear a sexy female voice ask me "How you doing ?" I was sitting down and the woman's voice was at ear level so I thought it was someone in a wheelchair. When I look over, I see it's a little person hooker in fishnets and boots giving me the come on look. I was stunned and mumbled something about being OK and went right back to VP. I asked around to some of the bartenders for the rest of the trip and I learned she was known as Bridget the Midget and is indeed a hooker. When I went back up to the room the 2 other guys staying with me were really upset that I didn't bring her up with me. They were all in for it.
     
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