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Hooker Stories

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by mesa, Jan 5, 2009.

  1. RTD122418

    RTD122418 Well-Known Member

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    Every night in Vegas I am approached by an average of five Hookers in various centre strip resorts. I know how silly this sounds but I kinda enjoy the attention and flattery. You'd be surprised where some of these gals suggest we go for sex after I tell them I am with my wife.
     
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  2. DonnyC

    DonnyC VIP Whale

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    I've lost a lot of money in Vegas over the past number of trips.

    I've always tried to hire myself out what I only get fat bald guys!!!
     
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  3. AceOfVegas

    AceOfVegas Low-Roller

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    You realize that you're now obliged to list the suggestions right?
     
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  4. jmiller31

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    I've been going to Vegas 3-4 times a year for over 20 years, I never got propositioned until about 4 years ago it happened 3 times on 2 consecutive trips. I agree it actually can be kind of flattering but obviously never took them up on their offers. The funny thing is years ago when I really couldn't afford them I tended to dress nicer than now. Now that I can easily afford them I tend to dress much more relaxed and they probably think "Oh God he's broke, forget him"
     
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  5. smerrian

    smerrian View from Bally's

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    where?
     
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  6. AceOfVegas

    AceOfVegas Low-Roller

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    Lol that's how it is. "Dress for the job you want" or I guess in this case "The type of job you wanna be."

    ... I'll see myself out thank you.
     
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  7. monkeyshed

    monkeyshed Highest Vegas Slot Jackpot in 45 Trips = $400

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    We used to stay downtown and at the end of the night my wife and I would grab a drink and pull up a slot machine near the center bar at the Golden Nugget to watch the hooker/john show. Wow, some crazy stuff we saw. It was seriously 75% hookers around the bar after 1am. The last few years though, when we tried to watch, all we saw were normal, VP playing people. How dare they remove our free entertainment!!
     
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  8. Joe

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    I don't look at this thread very often, but I noticed it is almost at a half million views!!
     
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  9. luckydude

    luckydude Low-Roller

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    That just proves the point that sex sells Joe.
     
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  10. WHITEJACKET73

    WHITEJACKET73 High-Roller

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    I Was in Vegas last week, staying at Bally's. I came back late one night, a little after midnight, and decided at the last minute to grab a Heineken or two at Sully's bar before retiring. I sat at a corner seat, stuck a twenty in the VP machine and ordered my beer from the friendly bartender. I glanced over to the other side of the bar and there was two young women sitting and they had "hooker" written all over themselves. One was of average looks, but the other was a knockout. I played VP and enjoyed my Heineken so much that I ordered a second one as I was up a little on the machine. As soon as the guy sitting to my left walked away, the two women made a beeline for the empty seats. Okay, here we go. They immediately tried to start up a conversation, but I kept my responses to one or two words and continued to concentrate on my game. Finally the one sitting next to me said, " You know, you would win more if you were a lot more friendly." I stopped playing and turned to her and stated, " Look miss, I know I look like a dufus, but I have made over 50 trips to Vegas and I have Been to the Circus and seen the Elephants." They both gave me a puzzled look and I explained to them that the phrase was a metaphor which meant that I have seen/done just about everything that Vegas has to offer and I knew what was going on. I cashed out, asked the bartender for a 'to go' cup for my beer, tipped him $5, slid off of my stool and wished them a pleasant evening. They sat there slack jawed and speechless as I walked away. I didn't start laughing until I got into the elevator.
     
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  11. bluesdude

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    Most of them are voyeurs!
     
    Maybe not this year. Looking forward to 2021!
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  12. Jaygee77

    Jaygee77 Low-Roller

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    I'm just here for the articles.
     
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  13. LolaDoggie

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    I have a hooker story.

    It was the day before the Mint 400, I was at Golden Nugget. We were staying at the Carson tower. You know the hike from Carson to the main part of the casino? I was doing that walk. And I see this hooker come along side from behind a later middle aged dude. She hooked his arm. They spoke for 10 seconds. She moved on. Another one does the same thing. But, this one must have made a deal because they turned around and headed back towards the Carson tower.
     
  14. AceOfVegas

    AceOfVegas Low-Roller

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    Damn I guess even the Lion King Hyenas end up speechless on occasion, good roast man!

    Also, bold-ass working girls for $1000 please
     
  15. HurricaneMikey

    HurricaneMikey A-List Buffoon

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    Here's a story from one night about ten years ago after CoolPacific and I had dinner at Craftsteak, then a few drinks and cigars, and then headed over to the Tropicana for a night of buffoonery that seems to happen wherever we hang out...

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    After five rounds or so, and the cigars were reduced to stubby piles of ashes, we decided that a walk over to the Tropicana would do us good. By that time, we were good and liquored up, so the combination of actually getting up off the couch and getting some fresh cool night air seemed to give us our second wind. Of course, we were silly-drunk by that time, and the immediate and obvious contrast from the high-rent MGM to the low-rent Tropicana really tickled us--we made quite the entrance to the Trop.

    We wanted to play some Pai Gow, but they only have one table at the Trop, and it was full of angry-looking extras from a Jackie Chan movie. So we moved on and parked ourselves at a $10 blackjack shoe. We started out pretty damn good, and I was up about $50 at one point, but they changed the dealer and it went downhill pretty quick.

    Since the cocktail service was spotty, and I didn't want to take a beating at the table, I offered to just go to the bar and buy our next round.

    Little did I know that I had to run the gauntlet to do so.

    For those of you unfamiliar with the main pit at the Tropicana, the tables nearest the front door are also very close to a short corridor with four elevators in it. On the other side of that corridor is a good-sized bar and a lounge with live music. But between the elevators and the bar, there are two rows of slot machines, and that's dangerous waters. In them swim the most aggressive hookers in all of Las Vegas. Walking through there the first time, I got no less than fourpropositions in less than thirty seconds. While at the bar, waiting for the bartender, I got two more. Once I got my beers and headed back, I got two more propositions, along with one gal who literally jumped on me, hung on to my neck, told me to take her upstairs right now!, and then straight up grabbed me directly in the junk. Of course, I was so drunk that I was laughing pretty hard, and since I wasn't 20 feet away from our blackjack table, the game game to a stop and everyone else was laughing along with at me.

    My new 'girlfriend' kept grabbin' at my package, saying I wanna get me some of this!, so I responded the only way I knew how. I said, If you can find it, you can have it..., which pretty much brought the whole table down in a bout of laughter. But there was some sort of invisible dog fence around the pit, and the working girls couldn't come within ten feet or so. So once I escaped, I was pretty safe. But I complimented the pit boss on the work ethic of his lineup--they were some pretty persistent ho's.

    We divided our time between watching our cards and watching the business propositions taking place, and we all cheered when some 70-year old dude picked out the hottest one and headed for the door. Being obnoxious drunks, we had to shout our approval at him, but the line that just killed the entire pit was Grandpa's gonna try to shove an oyster into the piggybank! I thought CoolP and the dealer were both going to pass out from laughing so hard.

    We played blackjack and laughed it up for about an hour or so, then headed over to the Pai Gow tables. I got crushed, but CoolP played an adrenalin hand for $250 and squeaked out a win to end the session. After that, we thought it might be safe to go play some video poker and listen to the band, so we ran the gauntlet one more time.

    Nope--those girls have a 24/7 operation going, so we got approached over and over again. Some stopped to chat, some just came out firing like a used-poontang salesman, and some were more subtle, asking for a light and such. We actually chatted with a few, but one of them was quite memorable. She come over and asked me if I wanted to play video poker with her. I said Why not, sit down and have a drink with us!

    She declined, saying that she doesn't drink.

    I asked her what kind of girl would hang out in a casino at 2:00 in the morning and not drink.

    The underage kind, she told me.

    Doh! I guess hanging out and selling your ass to strangers is cool, but having a beer is a no-no. Again, who knew?

    Since she couldn't sit at the bar with us, she moved along and the ho-train kept rolling by. At some point, between all the working girls and the rum drinks, CoolP hit four of a kind for a cool $800.Dinner is paid for!, he announced. Of course, when the ladies saw him cashing out for several Benjamins with the bartender, it was like chumming for sharks. We were immediately the center of attention, but we kept them at bay pretty well.

    I have to hand it to them, the workin' girls at the Trop had their shiat wired pretty tight. They knew their boundaries, what they could get away with in the casino, and they have the skank telegraph with all of their 'girlfriends' around town telling each other which casinos the vice cops have been spotted in.

    It was actually rather fascinating to see how they ran their business. And certainly more educational that plain old Spot The Hooker. Hell, you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting one in that place, so spotting them wasn't the issue--declining them politely was the challenge. Seriously, I never thought I'd ever say no to that much cootchie in my life. I kinda felt like I was in the b-list Playboy Mansion--the chicks weren't quite as hot as at the real Mansion, the surroundings weren't nearly as nice, and there was definitely an air of seediness about it. But all you needed was a pulse, a room key, and a few bucks, and all the freaky freaky you wanted was yours for the taking.
     
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  16. TheDuke75

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    Great thread with lots of great stories!

    A few years ago I was playing some VP at the front bar in Monte Carlo (RIP) with a group of friends when two pros saunter up to the bar. One was shorter, blonde and a little on the thicker side and the other was taller with dark hair. Both were pretty top-heavy if you catch my drift.

    We were pretty much ignoring them, when all of a sudden, the blonde barks out "Hey! My friend here has heart-shaped nipples."

    We look at each other and fight back the laughter trying to look impressed. (One of my friends later told us that he almost blurted out "I have a penis-shaped cock!")

    The blonde then made her move. "Why don't we all go get naked!"

    I looked at my friends and then at her. "I don't want to see these guys naked!" We all laughed to the point of tears.

    After that we declined her offers. The blonde persisted until the man with the beige sports coat came over and asked them both to leave.

    We asked our bartender (who knew us from previous trips) if the "eye-in-the-sky" cameras had triggered the visit from security. "No" he said, "I called them when I knew you were getting uncomfortable. Fun time was over."

    8 days till my next trip. Can't wait!
     
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  17. vegaskid74

    vegaskid74 High-Roller

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    You must be better looking than me, because they always ask me for more than a few bucks.
     
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    “ used-poontang salesman “ :clap:
     
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  19. Richard Alpert

    Richard Alpert LOST

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    I'm keeping my distance. :nono:
    Last thing I need is to replace another head gasket! :faint:

    RICHARD
     
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  20. WelshBlonde

    WelshBlonde Wishing I was in Vegas

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    The heart shaped nipple tattoos are pretty epic, I'd have given her $10 to see them tbh.....:whistle:
     
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