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Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by mesa, Jan 5, 2009.

  1. user3657

    user3657 VIP Whale

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    Same. Girls sometimes approach me on the strip....eh I mean they usually grab my junk in front of everyone and call me papi. And they wanna "play". It's quite embarrassing. No matter how much you try to not make eye contact it's like they prey on that.....now if only I had a girl next door type approach...
    Why lol why?!
     
  2. Dean Martin

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    I guess there's always option "C" where she is just doing it for fun because she doesn't get any anymore....:blink:
     
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  3. danny8235

    danny8235 MIA

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    Is it true
    Hookers have left the strip for greener pastures
    No hooker stories since July 31
    They must all be working in the Mary Jane gardens
     
  4. Richard Alpert

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    Maybe they're just catching their breath before football season!
    At least they cut back on two-a-days...

    RICHARD
     
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  5. The Stig

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    I have had 3 visits this year and it has seemed to have cooled down. Although I haven't been stopping at the places I have had previous encounters. Stopping at Tuscany it's a bit off the track. Maybe I need to get back to visiting places like TI and The D.
     
  6. ruralhipster

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    If less hookers in Vegas isn't the best indicator of the economic recovery I don't know what is.
     
  7. wanker751

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    I dunno though wouldn't a better economy put more hooker disposable income in people's pockets thus increasing demand?
     
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  8. topcard

    topcard Vegas Has Re-Opened!

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    ...sure, but increased demand would mean a reduction in supply, ergo, fewer hookers seen...
    ;)
     
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  9. salukidean

    salukidean High-Roller

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    When the economy first crashed, there were more hookers than players in some casinos.
     
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  10. JeJas

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    Vegas is definitely heading in the wrong direction.
     
  11. Grandad

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    Most occasions in the past few years I have been playing on a machine and had an attractive woman sit by me. I know she's upto no good when she calls be hansom, or sexy or what a hunk, so quickly and politely let them know that I am not interested. But on one occasion again whilst playing on a machine minding my own business, a small group of very attractive ladies stood in the next row with one of them definitely instructing the others. One of them said how about him ( looking at me ) and the boss woman said, forget about his type ,you can tell he's a cheapskate. Well I can assure you I am a very well dressed ( white haired ) gentleman , now mortified that even a hooker dont want to know me.
     
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  12. Mitkraft

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    That's hilarious but I wonder if it was some sort of hooker ploy hoping you'd overhear and feel the need to prove to them that you weren't a cheapskate.
     
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  13. spdandpwr

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    Agree! Sounds like a mind game. Either way, I'm hoping I have no run-ins while at the Wynn this week
     
  14. bubbakitty

    bubbakitty Doing retirement again and happily so....

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    Dude. Change your identity from grandad to prematurely grey--they'll be all over you next time.
    How desirable is that?
     
    Tirement party over again…..poor thing.
  15. IrishCowboy69

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    I remember those days, too. In fact there was such a variety of ladies that my buddies and I started referring to it as the "Buffet". Anytime we wanted to meet up, we'd say meet me at the Buffet, or I think I may stop off at the Buffet and we all knew what we meant, but everyone around us just thought we were always hungry.
     
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  16. Fallen

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    Nice thread
    Here’s my story

    I don’t know how many people know about this event called AWS reinvent that happens every year after thanksgiving and about 30k software nerds show up (me being one of em)
    This is from 2016

    I arrived Sunday night and checked into MGM.. my first solo company paid Vegas trip and what not... I m super excited... i dump my stuff in my room and head to the bar called Whiskey Down in MGM... I m sitting there and minding my own business when a very hot looking blonde comes and sits next to me... I am already a few drinks down when i decide to hit on her.. well after a few drinks I think I m quite the player (which I m not).. I offer her a drink and she accepts.. we do a whiskey tasting and in my effort to impress her I get into history of single malt and blended scotch whiskey (What a waste).... I continue to babble further thinking I m gonna score tonight (lame)... then finally she asks me if what was I doing in Vegas... I told her my life story and why I was in Vegas... she says let’s go to your room and continue the conversation... I agree and head to my corporate west wing lame ass room... that is when I find out that being with her is gonna cost me... I felt so weird and had to decline her offer and say no to her... she still gave me her number in case I changed my mind

    Don’t get me wrong guys but she was super nice.. one of the nicest people I have met in Vegas
     
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  17. Mitkraft

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    If you took up that much of her time and sent her away after making it all the way to your room and she remained super nice then you might indeed have met one of the nicest hookers in Vegas!

    Your story and that fact that you described AWS as a nerd conference reminded me of this time I was in Plazzo casino playing the slots next to my wife and we saw one of the most obvious hooker/john couples I have ever seen in my life. The guy was straight up nerd stereotype standing about 5' 8" complete with button down shirt, khaki pants, tennis shoes and a fanny pack. On a 1-10 scale he was a bout a 4. She was a complete knockout, about 5' 10" plus about 6" of heels, stacked & dressed to kill in a tight red dress and was easily an 11 out of 10. I joked to my wife that the situation couldn't have been more obvious.



     
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  18. Drewm1972

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    9765ACBF-7047-43A4-9B7C-5B02EB336AD1.jpeg Here’s one story I had encounter during my last September trip (I wrote in my TR but hooker got me totally off guard) anyhow, my wife and I playing some slots over at Pallozo one night and this young lady playing slots next to me for while then she turns to me asking how is my slot doing? As I looked over to her she has nice pair blue jean with clean top dark hair fairly decent looking... oh I’m thinking she is nice young lady just having bad night on slot and starting small chat which it happens during slot plays.
    I said it’s just okay not paying the greatest - as she starts get into more small talk about slots on strip and I respond with little jokes here and there kinda breaking ice then she ask “would you like some company?” Me “wtf”!!!! Then it hit me I realize she is a hooker wow I would have never guessed so I said “no, I’m here with wife just playing some slots that’s all” then she ask AGAIN “would you GUYS want some company?” Phahahahaha me “um, what? Um I’m kinda speechless” I said no thanks and she gets up walks away... I wonder if I could have convinced my wife to have “company” lol. Anyway before she got up walked away I took pic of her, of course just side pic. Lol
     
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  19. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Some of the best conversations I've had have been with hooker in vegas
     
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  20. ThePokerPlayer

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    This is verbatim my hooker story from last month. I was on Fremont Street. She was in her mid-to-late 20's, attractive, but a lil chubby. Talked for maybe 10 minutes with her sales pitch not being aggressively pursued the entire time. I was legit curious what this sorta thing looks like as I've never been randomly given a money for sexual favors offer before.

    The long & short of the sales pitch was she had lost $5K playing BJ (oddly enough lol) & was willing to offer me a BJ for $30 or $40 so she could get back home. Can't remember if the money was for a taxi to the airport or a bus to CA where she claimed to be from. She claimed to be from a well off family, Jewish & with a Doctor brother who was the crown jewel of the family.

    I passed as I'm not really comfortable with "buying sex" & if I were to buy sex I'd probably go to one of the brothels where its a legal exchange of a service for money.