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Hooker Stories

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by mesa, Jan 5, 2009.

  1. Retrobabble

    Retrobabble Director of Fun

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    Yeah, we ladies have the opposite problem.

    One night I was out with a male friend who was chatting with a CW a distance away. Some young guys at the end of the bar who'd been drinking somewhat strongly asked in a not-so-joking manner, "So how much?"

    Without even blinking, I reached for my friend and leaned in close. "He's about $4k for the night; however, I don't think he's into men. Did you want me to ask?"

    They couldn't get out of there fast enough. Too bad. I had an answer for the $4k too. :peace:
     
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  2. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Hahah gold!

    Yes sadly some people are bad at hooker/no hooker
     
  3. mrwhite

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    was there for a week at the end of march and there seemed to be plenty hanging around. most of the time they didn't bother us, they would just try and make eye contact, say hey baby and hope we would reply. we stayed in NYNY and there always seemed to be a couple hanging round the circular bar in the center of the casino. one morning i got out of the elevator at the century tower to see and old man (70's i'd say and walking like he had rickets) being walked along by a tall black lady in a very revealing outfit asking him which elevators took them to his floor. another morning my friend and i were walking out the doors to cross the bridge to the MGM to go to the buffet. as i opened the door (and saw sunshine for the first time in about 48 hours) we were confronted by 2 large black ladies who seemed to think it was a good idea for the 2 of us and the 2 of them to hook up. we declined.

    the best one was on the last night. it was about 4am and a buddy and i were having a drink at the bar when we decided to stick $20 each into the Buffalo machine in front of us. there were 4 machines back to back for anyone who is familiar with the bar area around NYNY and on the one to our right there was a hooker sitting charging her phone. she never paid any attention to us and we played away, getting a few small wins to allow us to keep playing while we finished our drink. then just as our money was about to run out we hit a winner. nothing big, around $125 but enough for the machine to shout "BUFFFFFAAAAALLLLLOOOO" and make a bit of noise as the credits racked up. suddenly the hookers head appeared round the machine "hi there, what are you guys doing tonight"? Not you was our reply and she went back to charging her phone.

    one of our party did take a lady up on her offer on the 1st or 2nd night we were there. apparently got her back to the room, paid what was agreed, then she said she needed to go to the toilet and did a runner out the door instead. unfortunately he was too drunk to give chase. she picked her target well.
     
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  4. Funstuie

    Funstuie Low-Roller

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    In Vegas last November. About midnight playing bj in the palazzo and this attractive lady sits at the table and drops $500 and starts proclaiming to know nothing about bj and hopes we will help her. She winks at the dealer. My friend I was with whispers to me that he thinks she's a hooker. Anyway the table fills up with a bachelorette party or 21st so this lady cashes out having only played a few hands and losing nothing as far as I could see.

    About 4am myself and my friend are at another bj table in another section of the casino and this attractive lady (I would put her mid 40's but definitely hot and I would say high priced) sits down at the table and starts her spiel about never played bj before, here on a conference and hoping we would help. She looks up and sees us two smiling and says "oh it's you two again, how's your night?" My response "about the same as yours" she laughed picked up her money and moved on. The dealer says she normally does very well but tonight doesn't seem to be going well.

    I saw her about 30 minutes later sitting next to an middle aged man at a higher limit bj table.

    This most surprising thing for me was to learn that hookers play the table games to get contacts. If she's throwing down $500 how much does she charge?
     
  5. Camp Rusty

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    We did the Uber thing from the Gold Coast to the NAB convention last week and we were talking with the driver.

    He had only been in town six months or so and was studying to be a massage therapist. I was joking with him and told him he could start at the foot massage and reflexology places on Tropicana. He laughed and told me that these were all " happy ending" massage parlors. He looked at me and asked me if I really believed anyone needed a foot massage at two in the morning ?

    I honestly had no idea.......just assumed with all the service people in Vegas and getting off shifts round the clock they really were foot massage places.

    I felt dumb, I thought I was at least semi aware of what was going on :faint:
     
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  6. stavmet2030

    stavmet2030 MIA

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    I've never been approached by hookers in Vegas. Maybe I give off the wrong vibe.
     
  7. DaiLun

    DaiLun R.C., L.C., and A.A.N.G.

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    OK, I guess I gotta share one. On my last trip, I was up at Caesars Palace at about 7AM playing the Buffalo Grand machines between the main cashier and the buffet.

    It was pretty empty, but out of nowhere a "young" woman (mid-20s to mid 30s) came up and sat down in the seat next to me and started talking. Now I was focused in putting in my play and getting out of there, so I mostly ignored her. She kept going On and on about how I was "so sexy", and did I want to have some "fun". Now, those of you that know me know that "sexy" is not a word that would be used to describe me. She was young enough, but about 2 shades darker than I like my women I like 'em like I like my coffee . . . Hot, white, and sweet, and CWS (Crack Whore Skinny)). Anyway, she went on and on, and I think she was slightly inebriated.

    Anyway, she gave up after about 5 more minutes and in leaving she said "you shouldn't come down here looking so sexy if you don't want to play."

    So it really does happen.
     
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  8. pac1971

    pac1971 Tourist

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    I was at the MGM a few years ago and this beautiful young girl (I'd say 22 years-ish) was sitting at a slot machine. She wasn't dressed up and was sitting there on her phone except for looking up and smiling at most guys that walked by. She smiled at a much older guy and got up and went off with him. Fast forward about 20 minutes later she was sitting across from us at the food court having a big mac.

    We had a good chuckle about that one. Many theories why she was back downstairs so quickly lol.
     
  9. rcc4au

    rcc4au Low-Roller

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    My husband and I were staying at Mandalay Bay and getting married in Vegas in 2013. A couple of his coworkers kept teasing that they were going to get him a girl "direct to your door," and one night we had stepped on the elevator, and as we turned around, we noticed not 1, but 2, ladies of the night step on right behind us. One bleach blonde - about 110# soaking wet wearing 5" heels- with a crown tattoo on the inside wrist with "Princess" written below it. She looked rode hard and put up wet (as we call it here in the South). The other was a brunette, about a head shorter and chunkier than the blonde. Neither would have been my type if I was into that sort of thing, but that's not the point. We punched the button to our floor, as had several other passengers, but they didn't select a floor. At this point, I was beginning to think the coworkers had made good on their promise. When the doors opened to our floor, my now husband and I stepped off the elevator and glanced at each other with that "WTH?" look. Then we realized the two ladies had stepped off the elevator with us and were following about 3 strides behind us. When we stopped at our door, they stopped - at the room next door.

    I couldn't think anything but "Wow." as we scrambled to open our door and escape into our ADJOINING room with 2 queen beds (happy honeymoon to us!).

    Our neighbor answered the door and invited his guests in - and then the fun began (read with heaps of sarcasm). I'm not sure what a hooker costs, but I do understand their purpose and I don't think 15 minutes of conversation is what I'd expect if I ordered a girl to my room, but to each his own, right?

    Seriously, those walls are paper thin and I learned way more than I ever cared to know about that dude. Like, he's there for a conference and doesn't gamble. He'd prefer to spend his $ on the ladies. Since when did hookers care where you're from?

    After the 15 minutes of small talk, I hear a single slap, one of the girls holler "Yeah," and then his door slam shut. Maybe they were doing what they do while chatting about where he's from and why he was in town, but I don't think he got his money's worth.
     
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  10. jhpa

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    Just Returned from 5 days in Vegas. Monday and Tuesday downtown ( stayed at golden Nuggett) and wed thur and friday on the strip (/stayed at flamingo), We were up well past midnight every night and hit every place downtown and about 10 places on the strip. . I can honestly say this was the slowest week for hookers i have ever encountered. I was told that hotels - especially on the strip - have really been cracking down. In the past I would have expected 10 or more sightings a night. This time only a couple.
     
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  11. makikiboy

    makikiboy VIP Whale

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    How many did you meet downtown? and where?
     
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    JeJas VIP Whale

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    That's really disppointing.
     
  13. Dean Martin

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    Ahhhh.....the good old days. I remember staying at the Mirage years ago when it was our "go to" hotel/casino and before MGM destroyed the casino vibe, you would see a half a dozen good looking ladies any time of the day or night (and more at night) sitting at the old Baccarat Bar pretending to play VP and sipping on a drink.

    BTW, Congratulations to MESA, this has got to be one of the longest running threads on the Forum:nworthy:
     
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  14. waverunner

    waverunner ------VEGA$------

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    The Oasis Casino at Dunes used to be a real hot bed of action. They were the Timeshare people of today without being annoying...LOL.
     
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  15. ffejry

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    Whenever a gal approaches me, I immediately know she's a hooker. I usually experience 3-4 a night at a CET property. Making a point this trip to spend more time at MGM properties. I had plenty of attractive gals come sit next to me at a slot or tables or at the bar. After 20 minutes or so, they ask to go upstairs. That's when I know she's a hooker. I decline, each and every time.
     
  16. Thickskinnedalive

    Thickskinnedalive Low-Roller

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    Last trip a year and a half ago the MGM was crawling with working girls. We were playing video BJ for countless hours and you saw the same women walk past dozens of times. My cousin got a few drink coupons for some honey whiskey they were promoting but you had to sit at the bar to order them. Sitting there having a drink when and average woman in her mid-late 40's approaches and starts talking away. I use a coupon on her for the company and talk for a good half hour when she asks if I want to have some fun. I laughed to myself because she didn't dress or look the part in the least. Not sure I would have did her for free. I politely decline and she asks if she can have $20 for wasting her time. I told her she should have asked before I got her the drink.

    Same trip we are in Walgreens or CVS, not sure which one, beside Monte Carlo. We are grabbing a couple of walking drinks for our journey to Secret Pizza. Paying for our drinks a wasted working girl approaches us and asks if I would buy her a pair of socks. WTF? She started begging saying her feet were freezing since it was Nov. I told her to go grab a pair. As she walked to back we darted out the door into the Vegas night.

    Last encounter a couple of girls approach us in Planet Hollywood. One was the veteran and the other a young noob. We were walking with them but had no interest in using their services when out of the corner of my eye I spot the Riveria's Crazy Girls bronzed asses on the PH floor. I offer $10 to take a picture of their asses beside the statue. The noob wants no part of it but the vet quickly hikes up her skirt to reveal a sweet ass
     
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  17. Dean Martin

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    I don't give money to someone that's clearly an addict but if somebody wants/needs socks or a sandwich, I usually buy it. I always figure it money I'll piss away on something insignificant anyway... plus, it's a karma thing for me and after all, you're in Vegas:thumbsup:
     
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  18. tex55

    tex55 High-Roller

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    My weirdest hooker story: It was March Madness weekend, 1998. Sunday morning about 4 am, I'm playing VP at the bar in front of the sports book. Lady sits down, plays for about 5 minutes, then asks me if I want to have some fun. I look at her, she is about 70 years old, with really bad fake teeth. I say no thanks, but she shows me that her skirt is slit all the way up to her panties. I then run back to my room. I actually felt sorry for her, can't imagine that a) she has to do this for a living at that age, and b) that someone has actually paid her for companionship.
     
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  19. Fet297

    Fet297 113 survivor North Vegas

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    You should've asked for the senior citizen discount. :whistle:
     
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  20. Richard Alpert

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    Weirdest Fixodent commercial ever!
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    RICHARD
     
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