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Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by mesa, Jan 5, 2009.

  1. bdautch

    bdautch VIP Whale

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    My favorite position is 68: you do me and I'll owe ya one. :ssst:
     
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  2. breanna61

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    Last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur:Þ
     
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  3. danny8235

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    Need some new hooker stories. Lift off to Vegas in 9 hours
     
  4. Mrazzo

    Mrazzo Prince of Pai Gow

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    My now ex brother in law was out at Luxor in mid June. He Met a hooker who he saw an ad for on craigslist I believe. She had a room just a block off the strip and wanted $150 for a BJ. The idiot went and got pinched. He sat in a hot van for 2 hours while metro slowly pulled in guy after guy. My sister wisely divorced his ass. She told the judge she wasn't filing for divorce for his cheating, but because he was an idiot lol. He ended up with a $1200 fine, no jail time
     
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  5. sailordude

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    Probably not what danny was hoping for...
     
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    Did he at least get the bj first ?
     
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    hotreds Illegitimi non carborundum!

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    Would saying you have an infectious disease stop them cold, or just get you in trouble?
     
  9. Mrazzo

    Mrazzo Prince of Pai Gow

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    Perhaps in the country lock up lol
    You have to be smart about these things and if it sounds too good to be true, it most likely is.
    I'll be out there Sunday. Hopefully I will have a good story or 2 when I return.
     
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  10. Raptor

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    I've been approached quite often in Vegas and always just laugh and say sorry my Wife is here so you'll have to ask her. I've had a few instances where they sat down at a slot beside me and struck up conversation. It's so easy to know as soon as they sit down beside you. Hey hun are you looking for a date? Well my Wife and I actually have a date tonight but we only have 2 seats to the show....sorry.

    In August we saw a few pretty tired but really hot working girls (99 percent sure they were) leaving The Mirage at 6am.
     
  11. Shades

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    I never reported back about my September trip. I did come across what I felt were 3 hookers. Two black girls at the Flamingo walked by me and the hot one looked at me and smiled and said, "Heyyy" and I smiled back at her and said, "Heeeyyy" but kept right on walking.The third one I ran across on a morning stroll down on the Blvd. I was coming back to the Flamingo from one of the other casinos about 7am and it was just her and I out there at the time. She had long blonde hair and a cream colored dress on. She looked to be in her late 20's or so. She looked over at me and I looked at her and she gave me one of her, "Hey do you need a morning quickie before I call it a night grins." I smiled back at her and kept my distance and kept right on walking.

    Headed back again in March of 2016 probably staying at the Luxor. We'll see what happens down there.

    :cool:

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  12. Beacon

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    There's some funny stories in this thread. I don't have too much to add. For a single guy staying at the Cosmo last St Paddy's Day I didn't get approached as much as I thought. Only once in the casino playing slots but numerous times on the walkways between the casinos. Especially heading towards CP from Bellagio late at night. That walkway always seemed to have a few ladies of the night asking if I needed some company.

    On my first night at Cosmo I headed over to the Walgreens to stock up on a gallon of water and a few supplies. Coming back into the casino with a bag in one hand and the water in the other I made my way towards the East Tower elevators and spotted a group of 4-5 very well-dressed, young, african american ladies by the first set of elevators. Being that it was around spring break, I thought nothing of it but, as I approached, the tall one in the group (must have been over 6' in heels and weighted 120lbs with looks like a model) kind of moved over and blocked my way. I start to move right and she moves to her left, so I go left and she slides back to the right, so I smile, say excuse me, and turn sideways to slide past. At this point she just puts her hand down and grabs my crotch as I move by. I just laughed and kept walking to the next set of elevators for the trip back up to the 50th.

    I will admit, at this point, as I pushed the button I questioned whether I should be taking the ride alone.
     
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    My buddy and I were playing VP at Fitz or The D a few years ago upstairs and two hookers started chatting with us. The one who was talking to me was pretty hot and at first I thought the one hitting on my buddy was too, until I saw she had an Adam's apple the size of a granny smith! The best part is my buddy is blind so he was getting excited.. until I got rid of them and broke the news. I should have let him try to work a deal with his "chick" but he would have never forgiven me though :)
     
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    The Crying Game, Part Deux - Vegas
     
  15. Royal Flusher

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    -or- "Adam, Not Madame: The Tucking"
     
  16. Ratdoggy

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    Not a Las Vegas hooker story but a hooker story nonetheless....
    We were staying in Hollywood Florida and I woke up fairly early and wanted to get some coffee for myself and the wife. Took my son (he was 4 at the time)for a walk to a Starbucks down the street from the hotel. Passed an attractive woman going the other way...Got the coffee and headed back to the hotel and passed the same woman going in the opposite direction now. Smiled and said good morning kind of thing...Didn't think of it until later in the day I walked in to see my wife watching the news and they are interviewing a woman and I say to my wife "I know her from somewhere". Wife says how would you know her? I'm like I saw her recently...Wife says well SHE'S A HOOKER and you better explain how you know her:grrr:.... They were interviewing her because a hooker was murdered in a local park....Luckily I had my son with me to verify that I just got coffee and came back to the room
     
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    I used to be a traveling salesman and one night I stayed at a hotel in York, Pa and after I settled into my room I got a call from a woman who said: "I'll be up there in ten minutes." I said "Who is this?" "Oh, isn't this room 115?" "No!" I finally figured out that this was probably a hooker who was told by somebody at the front desk that a single guy/traveling salesman just checked in.
     
  18. Gopherguy25

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    I have a few stories. The first time I was approached I was walking into or out of Exaclibur (too drunk to remember) and a young a girl approached me to party. I politely declined. The next morning it dawned on me that she was a hooker.

    In January 2009 my brother and I were staying at the IP. He went to bed earlier than me and I stayed up to play craps. I passed a girl coming out of a room down the hall on the way to my room. It felt awkward and no eye contact was made.

    The only other time I was approached was about 6 am just outside PH. I forgot to cash in a TITO so I woke up early and trekked from the Mirage to MGM. Can they not tell whether someone has been up all night or just woke up? Or is it just a numbers game of proposition anyone that passes.
     
  19. Julie888

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    Beacon, the "crotch grab" can be a diversion while someone else lifts your wallet.
     
  20. RickyRicardo

    RickyRicardo Low-Roller

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    My first trip to Vegas I met a hooker (1987)

    Was 19 years old back in '87. I remember the Mirage being under construction.....long time ago! Anyway, my best friend and me we in the Casino of the Riveria and this cute blonde, large busted lady walks past me and winks. Id guess she was about 23 years old. WOW! "I think she really likes me!" LOL! I turned around and got her attention, we went to the bar and I bought her a white russian and one for myself. She asked if I was looking for a good time. ""of course!" I replied.
    $100. dollars was her price. Being only 19, this was quite intimidating, plus I really didn't have that kind of dough.................but it was a moment i'll never forget!...........19 years old sitting at the bar of the Riv having a drink with a real life hooker.........how cool is that!??