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Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by mesa, Jan 5, 2009.

  1. Big Tip

    Big Tip VIP Whale

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    I was in Biloxi at The Beau Rivage a couple of weeks ago. This older lady saddles up to me and starts to chat. She's maybe 65 or so. Still attractive though, and I'm pretty tanked. Pretty soon we are snuggling and stuff. Then she whispers to me, "Have you ever had a three way with a mother-daughter team?" Holy crap! This is getting interesting I thought.

    I said not with a mother-daughter team. So she gets on her phone and makes a call.




    She says, "Hey Mom, you still awake?"






    Ok, that really didn't happen, someone told that to me a couple of days ago. I've told it a bunch since then!
    :haha:
     
  2. Bralo20

    Bralo20 Low-Roller

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    A quick story from my latest visit last June.

    One night I was just walking arround in some casino's and when I sat at a slot machine I was approached by a very very beautiful women, she could have been a model. Se said down and started to talk, asked some questions and then asked if I wanted some company... I told her that I didn't mind that she stayed there were she was... :D She said then: no no, you get me wrong, I meaned to ask if you want some "company". I said, sure, take a seat, sit down and be quiet... Unfortunately it seemed that she didn't understand that I answered silly answers to get her gone so she asked again... This time I said: Oh you mean "company"? Yes she said, "company". At this point I got a little nasty. :D Since I just had visited the firedepartment that day I had still my Belgian badge of our firedepartment with me. So I told her that I would check my wallet and got my badge out of my pocket. I told her that it would be time that she left and showed her the badge. The moment she saw the piece of metal she left in a hurry... She never looked at it close enough to read it (which she probably couldn't since it's written in Dutch).

    I wonder if she gave it through to her "friends". Never had any issues with hookers that trip... :D

    Although I'm single and she was amazingly good looking I don't like to be bottered by them... :nono:


    Btw: Since prostitution is illegal in Vegas, shouldn't the law enforcement do more checks? Or can they only act when they can bust someone "in the act"?
     
  3. VegasDiva

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    hehehe I've heard that one b4 too :D always amusing
     
  4. BobLasVegas

    BobLasVegas Low-Roller

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    My 1st Hooker Post...

    Great thread...LOL!

    a few years ago, I made a " Strip-Walk" starting at about 10PM from the

    Riv going up that side of the Strip, stopping in every casino, playing some

    VP and maybe a drink. All the way down that side, breakfast break

    at the then San Remo ( now Hooter's ) crossed over and back down

    towards the Riv. As I walked by Bally's, at now about 6AM or so and

    feet just aching...a very attractive lady in an extremely tight leather

    outfit and huge breasts was walking just ahead of me. She slowed

    down and I came up beside her. She asked me if I was interested in

    a " date ", and of course I knew what she meant. I was not, but I was

    very curious to find out what she charged. Now everything I had ever

    seen on TV or the movies about a " John " buying anything from a

    hooker told me that the police only get you when you ask about price.

    So...first words out of my mouth are " how much do you charge? "

    If she was a an undercover cop, I am now sure I am busted! DUH!

    Way to go dummy! It had been a long night! Anyway, I belive she said

    something like 50 bucks ( this was in 2001 ) and I declined telling her I

    lost all my money gambling. She then asked where I was staying.

    I told her Circus Circus. She asked me for a ride.

    I pointed out by yelling at her " I AM WALKING! "

    She then asked me for 10 bucks. I said no.

    Then she asked for a cigarette and I informed her that I do not smoke.

    Persistence, thy name is skanky hooker!!!! ( She did not look as good

    close up as from behind, thus the skanky designation! And the boobs

    stuck out so straight they had to be fake! )

    I continued on my trek alone, now hookerless, feet still aching.

    I finally finishied my Strip Trek at about 9:30 AM taking me about 11 hours

    leaving me with feet that hurt for 2 days, and minus about 100 dollars

    gambling VPwise.
     
  5. Royal Flusher

    Royal Flusher Savvy Gambler

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    How much for a booby foot rub?
     
  6. Wildcat Fan

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    Love this Forum.

    Gotta Bump it!!!
     
  7. JNCVH

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    :confused2::confused2::confused2::confused2::faint:
     
  8. Tuna

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    So I go to Vegas for the first time over July 4th weekend with my buddy Mike. Mike tells me he's going to fill a fantasy of his, a threesome with a blonde and a brunette. From the minute we left the hotel he's on the prowl, asking around, collecting every card he possibly can, etc...we end up at O'sheas playing single deck $15 BJ. We leave there at about 3AM, while walking back to the hotel we bump into this guy named "Roberto", he hands us business cards that clearly say his name and "limos n ho's"...with business cards like that we figure this guy has to be legit. My buddy starts talking to him and tells em he wants two girls, one with blonde hair, the other a brunette and not a day over 21. Roberto says thats gonna cost a thousand dollars. Mike tells Roberto there's no fuckin way he's paying $500 each unless they can produce a GED bare minimum. Roberto laughs and says those are the prices. My buddy says fuck it he'll take one. Roberto grabs his number and says the girl will contact him. We go back to the hotel and got the phone call, he tells her the room number and went upstairs to meet her. I played some BJ waiting for it all to end (we were sharing a room). After about 35 minutes I see a girl speed walking through the lobby, minutes later I see my buddy walking towards me with the shit face on. He told me when she got to the room she asked for the money and he gave it to her. She got undressed, only wearing a thong and told him he could do whatever he wanted for a thousand dollars. He says, i just gave you 500 what the fuck does that cover? She says the 500 is for the agency and whatever they did would have to be negotiated (the tip). My buddy is swearing and carrying on. She grabbed her clothes and ran out of the room. I fucked with him the ENTIRE trip. He'd tell me "damn man I'm down $3500", I'd be like nah man your down 4 G's....remember the hooker that burned you? He was so pissed.
     
  9. vegasmacker

    vegasmacker Canadian Ambassador for Sully's Bar

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    I used to think it was funny to get propositioned at a bar while playing VP now it is just annoying. I was at Ballys earlier this year playing VP at Sullys Bar, when two bigger girls sat down beside me, both looked as though they had got 2nd place in a shovel fight. They asked where I was from and I told them Canada, then asked the same of them. They told me they were from Michigan, thing is that they weren`t dressed like your average hooker. So I politely talk to them for a bit and ask if they are here on vacation. The one replies no we live here now, OK so now I know they are hookers. So the one says something along the line of why don`t we go up to your room and we`ll rock your world. They also tell me that they are cheap compared to most. I decline a few times, even say that I don`t think my girlfriend in the room would like that (I didnt have a gf lol). Finally the one says you know what I think? I think you're a fag. They continue calling me gay and names, finally I say you know what you're right I would rather fuck a man then touch one of you pigs. It garnered a few bouts applause from the other patrons of the bar, even got a high five as they scattered away.
     
  10. chef

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    Classic line.
     
  11. sanonofresurfer

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    More new people means more new hooker stories....so I had to bump it.:peace:

    I love this thread!
     
  12. wbracken

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    The one and only time we (meaning me and 2 buddy's) got propositioned by hookers was last year.

    We were walking up the strip just drinking and hanging out. We approach the area on the strip where they sell all the tshirts and garbage (where there is an outdoor stage and bar). My buddy spots two girls faily attractive but just dressed casually like they were fellow tourists. They are paying to get on the fake Harley ride video thingy where you swivel on the motorcyle in front of a green screen pretending your riding up and down the strip. We pause and watch then do their thing and when they get off my buddy goes over and asks if they want to grab a drink or something (Cant be quite sure exactly what he said). They said hey let us buy our video and we will be right over. After a few minutes they approach us. Now mind you I am married (as well as one of my buddies) and was simply looking for fun people to hang out with. When they walked up we introduced ourselves and they asked where we were from. I replied that we were from Saint Louis, where are you girls from? They both replied Las Vegas at the same time. *ding! The very next line out of one of the girls mouth is "You can have both of us for $250.00". I politely replied "Aww damnit. Sorry girls, not looking for that, just thought you were a couple of girls hanging out". They really did NOT look like what I thought a hooker should look like. They walked away and we continued to razz our buddy the rest of the night with things like "Boy you sure now to pick em!"
    So the moral of the story for me was that man you just never know who is and who isnt a hooker. Some of "them" look just like regular people!
     
  13. Big Tip

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    Cameron Diaz from "There's Something About Mary" comes to mind reading your story.

    "I'm f**king with you Ted"

    Perhaps those gals just had a good sense of humor. I can't imagine a couple of working girls loading themselves down with souvenirs while they were working.
     
  14. wbracken

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    LOL..yeah maybe!
     
  15. hkings01

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    Hooker Story on Fremont

    As many times as my husband and I have been to Vegas never has he been approached until this last December. We were at either Fremont Hotel and Casino around 4-4:30am when a young woman approached him at the slot machines. I was sitting next to him but she obviously wasn't concerned.

    She asked how he was doing . . . and where he was from . . . and asked him if he was alone tonight. Now while all of this is going on I pretended to totally be into my penny slot machine that I was losing on but I was hoping to god that he would just play it out for awhile because it was quite amuzing ( their conversation that is not the penny machine).He told her "no, that he was there with his wife" and she responded with "Oh well that's too bad honey! Don't you know you are suppose to leave her home so you can have some real Vegas fun." He just smiled at her and she said "well okay then . . . have a nice night" and walked away in search for more prey <----- (as we call it). When it was all said and done we were laughing but I did ask my husband why he was so eager to claim me. I told him he should have kept her talking and found out her rates just because it would have been funny. He said she was so doped up on something, completely higher than a kite I guess. She was quite young and very pretty actually I would have never spotted her as a hooker to be quite honest.


    Another siting . . .

    Fremont Street has a hooker that we have seen a number of times in the early morning hours that my husband has now officially named "snaggle tooth". She has never approached him but always see her around rounding up prey and by the end of the night she usually ends up with some poor soul. She weighs all of maybe 90lbs and has . . . well 1 tooth that we know of that is visible but I think that might be all. NOT A PRETTY SIGHT!

    Now when we are drunk and out til like 2-3am we officially start "hooker watching". That is our late night entertainment. Pathetic YES. But we get some good laughs out of it!
     
  16. TuneinTokyo

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    She didn't approach me but when I was leaving EI last week I spotted one jumping into a car. An old guy and a young guy were in the front seats. She looked like a hooker. :nono:
     
  17. IHeartDancers

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    How come no one's posted anything about the $20 trick?
     
  18. Aces&Eights

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    :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
  19. DaveP

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    Isn't there a sticky for that?? :confused2:
     
  20. chef

    chef Resident Buffetologist

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    Atleast that's what he has been telling you.