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Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by comfortablynumb, May 22, 2021.

  1. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops Low-Roller

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    What do you mean? I always hold free weights like this.

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  2. donfairplay

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    Wall Street Journal (link)

    Is Your Oven Stuck on 350 Degrees? It’s Not Broken, It’s in Sabbath Mode.
    A feature designed to help Jewish users abide by religious laws confuses cooks of many faiths


    By Tripp Mickle
    Aug. 19, 2021 3:39 pm ET

    When Brenda Glasscock’s top-of-the-line GE oven recently powered down instead of heating up, she worried her newest appliance was torched.

    “Call GE and say: I broke the oven,” the 75-year-old told her husband.

    Technical support turned into a lesson in digital-age dogma.

    In her effort to bake brownies, Ms. Glasscock, of Athens, Ga., discovered that she inadvertently turned on “Sabbath Mode,” a feature designed to freeze an oven’s settings so observant Jews can abide by religious law restricting electricity on holidays. The Glasscocks tried to skirt that doctrine by flipping the circuit breaker—a trick Sabbath mode is designed to override. They later turned to the Talmud of appliances, the manual, and pressed bake and broil buttons simultaneously for three seconds to revive the oven.

    “I pray to God I never do it again,” said Ms. Glasscock, a Presbyterian.
     
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  3. weegranty

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  4. 3OfDiamonds

    3OfDiamonds Vegas is Fabulous When You Degen Responsibly ;)

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    It me, although it has been since I was an anxiety-ridden kiddo (I’m constitutionally old and neurotic I guess :goofy:)… I just wanna find s**t, pay, and leave lolsob :haha::cry::haha:

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  5. comfortablynumb

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  6. 3OfDiamonds

    3OfDiamonds Vegas is Fabulous When You Degen Responsibly ;)

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    ^^^ made me snort-laugh but I think I’m 30 seconds from being transported to hell now :kill::blink::wink2::whistle:
     
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  8. comfortablynumb

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  9. comfortablynumb

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  10. 3OfDiamonds

    3OfDiamonds Vegas is Fabulous When You Degen Responsibly ;)

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    Funny and wholesome :evillaugh::angel:

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  11. 3OfDiamonds

    3OfDiamonds Vegas is Fabulous When You Degen Responsibly ;)

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    As a cat person, this is solid praxis :haha:

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  14. 3OfDiamonds

    3OfDiamonds Vegas is Fabulous When You Degen Responsibly ;)

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    If this is real, there is NO way the people who made it didn’t know what they were doing omg LMAO :shy::wink2::whistle::nono::kill:

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  15. comfortablynumb

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  17. comfortablynumb

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  18. PressThe5n9

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    Youngest Son’s 21st Birthday Trip to the Desert
    Spur of the Moment Fall Trip. Maybe a Richard Alpert sighting!
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    My pleasure.
    That’s what she said. :p
     
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