Let's be honest, I'm 43 now and so is the lady and things could be tightened up a bit, I guess? At any rate she wanted to get her eyes done and a quick little suck suck which I'm against for the most part, but fuck it, live your damn life and if it brings you back to your college days of anything goes in the bedroom, so be it! So she brought up this "procedure" to me about 3 weeks ago even though she scheduled it months ago (women be scandalous) and said her spiel and then asked if I could drive her and stay with her for 2-3 days, umm we live together, own 4 properties together and are as married as people could get without inviting a bunch of friends to a party that we don't even really like, so of course, why are you asking me? The reason, I guess in her head she knew I'd be a little against things, so she started out with why don't you plan a trip to see your friends in Colorado (where she made me move from) and I heard, why don't you go gamble so I booked myself 2-nights in Palm Springs, but lets be real here, I'll leave after the first night and drive to Vegas for 4 more nights (5-total) at Cosmo (double booked on another 7-stars thing and FP offer at Paris (will get to that), and it's a really nice suite so will check it out at least, but Cosmo is home. Anyhow, she was loopy the first day off anesthesia and by day 2 was walking around, vacuuming (you've never seen a person vacuum this much, it's like crack rock to Ezell, she FUCKING loves it!! and we don't even have carpet) day 3 I still felt bad because her eyes are like zombies and she's sore in the mid section of course and I'm generally not an asshole unless you fuck with my family, friends, or money (and pets when I have them) so I was a bit skeptical about leaving the next day, but she reaffirmed her position and her parents live in our neighbourhood (my company and computer are from Canada and that's how it corrects it, so this is technically not a typo) so I wasn't too worried and they come by every day, her 2 sisters are 30 mins away and well, deuces!! So here I sit on Delta flight ATL-SLC-PSP (could have flown direct, but I live an hour and a half away from ATL now and flight was 9:40A-hard no, this one departed 12:15 and I wanted to try out the new long haul comfort plus-yes, skipped the lay flats because I wanted to see if this stacks up and it crushes domestic business class, bravo Delta!) The stats- 1. 1-2 nights at Aqua Caliente $1500FP & 400 or 500 in Resort Credit (was going to book Harrahs SoCal for a quick day trip to snag another $1500 but decided I didn't want to travel that much more and 99% chance I'm driving to Vegas tomorrow. 2. 3-4 nights at Cosmo and Paris $2000FP Cosmo & $800F&B $1575FP and $600F&B at Paris With Covid this year and being in the Luxury Sports Travel sector (fucking A right it's a sector!) I've personally lost well over $1M in commissions this year on top of starting and finishing our dream home before Covid so shit got real, quick! but things are turning around rapidly, so I've decided to REALLY try to FP this trip only, or worst case $5000-10,000, either way it's going to be a blast and perhaps I'll post some pictures or this could very well be the last you hear from me until the shit show is over, you never know! So for those counting at home that's $5075 in FP and more F&B then I'll ever use, actually a college buddy is in town while in Vegas so we could easily deal that a blow. Well, here we go!!! Should kick things off about 5P PST.