Gaggles and Big Sack and no Questions...Semi Live??

Big Sack shows up to our very friendly table but nobody is winning. I roller coastered this game for a bit but my $200 turned into felt. Boooo! So di Big Sacks $200. He is drunk and running out of money. That ATM is calling!

I think I tilted off $1-200 on the triple play $1s in the HL room. Then I dialed it down at Sully's on .50 DDBP. Chatted with Donny a bit and saw that I did hit quad Js twice as well as getting dealt a straight flush of hearts. Nice! But all that money eventually left me and I stumbled to Bill's for steak and eggs.

Tail between my legs it was bed time. Thankfully on the way to my room...I do not remember any room service trays......

Today I went to the Cheesecake Factory after about an hour at the pool and had nachos on steriods! Portions here in America are sooo big!

I slipped a couple hundy into another $1 progressive to no avail. Cashed out with $50 left. I have no luck at Caesars at all! Napped, showered and now here with you fine people.

You are updated. Time to join Big Sack and get sloshed. There will be drinka at Center bar at NYNY at some point but otherwise schedule is flexible.

 

Thanks for the updates! I think you can probably squeeze out one more royal - hopefully on $1s. Good luck!

 

Funny we were gonna head to Cheesecake Factory today as well, never made it.

Gaggles texts show a good run on, back in positive territory..

The new game some of us are playing (thanks to Royal Flusher) is actually Bonus Deluxe. It has no premium quads. All quads pay the same: $400. Otherwise its the same as DDB. The point is lower variance because that xtra $150 on most quads replaces the long wait for the kickers.

I chose it so I could play $2 without the W2's from all the $1,600 kicker quads and aces on DDB.

Variance is halfway between JOB and DDB. Not a bad sweet spot.

Ok Gaggles, my son says you should play dollars and hit that $4,000 royal. Seriously. Is it wrong a 9 yr old knows a dollar royal pays $4K?

Good luck sir, I'll let my wife sleep with my phone on vibrate tonight, cause I expect you to be blowing that shit up!

 

OH let me be the first to apologize for slacking on my duties posting Gaggles pics from his trip report. I actually missed some pics from yesterday, here are pics with time sent:

6/29 1:24pm Gaggles at Caesars pool towel animal folding seminar....



6/29 9:08pm Gaggles thinking he's playing "my game" while he actually is NOT playing Boner Deluxe as Royal Flusher like to call it.



6/30 2:46pm Obviously degen is gambling in the day, aren't the odds of a wheel flush the same as a royal???



6/30 3:00pm More degen off his facebook



7/1 2:30am Oh BTW these times are central



7/1 3:04am with the quote "Read and weep bitch"



7/1 4:08am and obv he had some hits in between based on balance....



Live: Gaggles best chance of another royal:



Also Gags: if you haven't been downtown yet, call this guy at Golden Gate, he'll do free limo xfers for our group, check the notes Borat and I both got today (almost makes me feel better about dumping $3K of my Bellagio winnings at Golden Gate in an hour last trip):

 

I'm not handwriting expert but it looks like Steve had the secretary write up that one to Borat!.... lol.

Gaggles appears to be at the NYNY bartops by the appearance of those photos.

at least chaser is still playing fiddy cent so his royal will be $2K, $1.4 K after taxes, geez might as well stick with quarters or bump it up to DOLLARS!!!!!

 

In my room just debating on whether to touch myself or not! Another crazy run at vp. Ty never hit a quad. I barely missed! Pics pending. If the GG limo will come, I am in! I can barely see right now. Update luego!

 

We are Live from the Paris Diamond Lounge where Big Sack and I are getting our Diamond Card worth of wings. I think three days of live updates is pertty good for me. However, I am running on fumes right now and just not up to a rundown of yesterday yet. I will say this...I hit everything again last night and didn't give it all back. Although the trip aint over yet.

Big Sack didn't get a quad yesterday and I think he's on his second trip to an ATM.

So I'm gonna depart for now as we are gonna play some poker (I am sober for once so I should do better) and do some damge control for fatty. I really hope he wins something tonight.

I really hope I do as well. I feel some triple play calling me from the Bellagio Baccarat Bar......

 

LOL dude you are right on... BUSTED!

 

So Macker's mom tells me.

 

Live video of Gaggles:

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Wayyyy to funny for an early Monday morning. That was Classic, BeeeJay. Funny thing, I think we all wish we could trade spots with him right now, instead of being at work.

 

Just made my morning. LOL.

 

I really should have done a live update from Paris you guys. I am struggling to remember what the hell happened on night three. Here goes.

I wanted to hit lightning in a bottle wice so it was back to the scene of last night's theft from the Flamingo where I turned $100 into $2045 and then back down to $1600. Still a decent night by any Vegas standard.

Big Sack did not wish to play dollars so he went to Bugsy's bar tops. I took the same corner machine as last night. Put i $100 and held a J on the first hand. It then came JJJK. First hand! Ohhh gambling...You are so much fun. Of course I literally yelled at Big Sack from about 30 feet away. His look of disbelief said it all. Then...it started again...

Held two 2's, the draw was 722. Another $400.Count was $495. Then those Js showed up again on a two hold for another $250 bringing me to $775. By this time Big Sack had burned through his $100 on .25 with the not even a FH to show for it. Then a hold of three Ks bring another and we are up to $870. Then holding one K I am dealt the other three and we are sitting pretty at $1040. From here though my excellent adventure would come to an end and I eventually donked away $500 and cashed out at an even $500. But we were hammered and I played for about 1-2 hours on that hundy with a $400 profit. I would suggest we would take that any day.

While we were sitting there I encouraged Big Sack to kick the tires once on dollars. he put in his $100 and although he did get a FH for $45, his money was gone so fast it was awful to watch. Dude just has no luck at all. And seldom gets any play for his hundreds. That sucks.

Time to go to the Cosmo before we hit NYNY.

 

Cosmo was crazy busy as all Saturday nights in this town are. Big Sack was hot to trot to get to NYNY but I mean come on! How does anyone not stop in the Cosmo for a drink on Saturday night? The talent in the place is absolutely sick! And as fate would have it, my favourite corner bar top was open near the entrance.

Big Sack and I have a fun conversation with the bartender about their terrible comps and how mgmt cannot run a casino to save their lives and the Players Club sucks! We are in this place in spite of how you run your casino Cosmo. Well guess what? While I am getting a drink I hit quad 5s and Big Sack is staring on in more disbelief. He refuses to play as he will never ever get a comp for even a meal here. I don't blame him dude but it's fun here and we shouldn't play exclusively for comps! But he's running cold and I can't fault him for wanting to save his money for a MGM property. I run down my quads to $100 and cash out dead even after 2-3 Goose Drivers. Another small win for Gaggles. Off to NYNY.

 

just wondering what the drink service is like at the slots at cosmo on a saturday night?

 

We were at the bar tops on the first bar when you walked in the place from the strip and service was fantastic. Bartenders right on top of things. In fact, I have never had bad service at bar tops there.

Slots can be a little tougher. She has to find you first but once she does, as long as you are tipping, she comes back quickly. I am also not opposed to hitting the Service Button on a slot to get a slot attendant to get me a waitress if I arrive in a section and have not seen a waitress for more than 20 minutes. And I mean a real 20. Not a "Vegas 20" which is actually more like 5 minutes when you are drunk and losing and pissed cuz a waitress isn't right there. We all know these ladies are busy and they do follow the tips. I would do the same so no issue with that!

 

Just throwing out there a thanks for taking the effort all the time to do these reports! They really do help the down time between trips and they are so entertaining to boot! Compared to entertainment on the TV this time of year, you cannot beat your trip reports, along with Beeejay's and Mackers!

I am going to have to donate again because the entertainment value is better than Direct Tv gives me right now.

Thanks again!

 

A little busy at work today everyone but I am gonna try to knock this out by the end of the day Friday. I will say this. Things just got better and better at those NY bar tops. Atleast they did for me. Big Sack....well let's just say he should have taken the machine I offered him.

 

i'm surprised he didnt take your offer, you owe him a favor after all that "free moisturizer" he's given your lady friends over the years....

 

The last time I was in the Cosmo, the drink service sucked. I was playing blackjack at a $100 minimum table and couldnt buy a drink. I asked the pit boss at least 3 times about getting a cocktail waitress but he apparently was not nearly as thristy as me so he didnt give a rats arse. Honestly, I was looking over the entire casino and couldnt even spot a server. He finally got someone to come over, I got my drink, tipped her well and asked her to come back soon with another one. I never saw her again, so I left. Worst service eva!