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Funny Memes, Headlines, and Bad Jokes Thread - 2024 Edition

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Sonya, Dec 30, 2023.

  1. Sonya

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    We are continuing this joke thread from 2023.

    2023's version can be found here:
    https://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/index.php?threads/funny-memes-headlines-and-bad-jokes-thread-2023-edition.197991/

    NOTE: Reminder, while is this the "joke" thread, it's not appropriate to share racist or sexist memes, along with anything else that violates our stereotyping rule.
    We can have fun here if we can all agree to use just a tiny bit of discretion here. Thanks!
     
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    Wishing all my Stooge followers a VERY SAFE XMAS & NEW YEAR HOLIDAY.
    Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.!!!

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    repost but appropriate

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    (Hope this is Okay :D)

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    Happy New Year!

    From the January 1, 1909 issue of the Seattle Star
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    "Decency, religion, morals and all that is clean and good were forgotten in the long blasts of horns, crashes of whistles and shouts of drink delirious crowds. Every convention of law and instinct was flouted, as man and woman gloried in their alcoholic insurrection. Up and down Second av., in and out of saloons, cafes, theatres, back and forth where the lights gleamed brightest, surged the hectic, thick-tongued throng, singing in a thousand keys and discords to welcome the "glad New Year."

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    AI now animates classic memes ...

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