• Welcome to VegasMessageBoard
    It appears you are visiting our community as a guest.
    In order to view full-size images, participate in discussions, vote in polls, etc, you will need to Log in or Register.

Funny Memes, Headlines, and Bad Jokes Thread - 2024 Edition

Status
Not open for further replies.

Sonya

Queen of VMB
Joined
Nov 28, 1999
Messages
45,203
Location
Western Washington
Trips to Las Vegas
25
We are continuing this joke thread from 2023.

2023's version can be found here:
https://www.vegasmessageboard.com/f...nes-and-bad-jokes-thread-2023-edition.197991/

NOTE: Reminder, while is this the "joke" thread, it's not appropriate to share racist or sexist memes, along with anything else that violates our stereotyping rule.
As we are all adults here, some colorful language is acceptable, however excessive use of profanity should be avoided. Posts that disparage any person or group because of their race, gender, age, national origin, disability, sexual preference or religion may be deleted or edited with or without prior notice.

We can have fun here if we can all agree to use just a tiny bit of discretion here. Thanks!
 
65251-apologize-z.jpg
 
Happy New Year!

From the January 1, 1909 issue of the Seattle Star
Screenshot 2023-12-31 at 6.44.40 PM.webp

"Decency, religion, morals and all that is clean and good were forgotten in the long blasts of horns, crashes of whistles and shouts of drink delirious crowds. Every convention of law and instinct was flouted, as man and woman gloried in their alcoholic insurrection. Up and down Second av., in and out of saloons, cafes, theatres, back and forth where the lights gleamed brightest, surged the hectic, thick-tongued throng, singing in a thousand keys and discords to welcome the "glad New Year."

http://strangeco.blogspot.com/2014/12/
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top