So I'm paging through Sports Illustrated and I come to a full page ad: "A Clean Pecker always Taps It" an ad for wipes. http://freshandsexy.com/ I guess it worked, it made me look.
"A fresh peach always gets picked." "A polished knob always gets more turns." "A clean beaver always finds more wood." Brilliant marketing
For changing my 14 month old they are. I'm pretty sure it's a felony to use "fresh & sexy" wipes to change a diaper. :evillaugh