thought I would pass this on, since it's Vegas related. If you've never read this guys stuff, check it out. Pretty funny. Here is an excerpt from his latest movie review: Last weekend I was in Las Vegas with some friends. I bet there's some great stories about that, man, but only the security cameras and the guard whose badge I found in my pocket know for sure. All I know is I came home with my wallet bulging with cash and this vague sense memory that I won enough at some point betting on the Sigma Derby mechanical ponies at the Frontier to pay for a hotel room. I may have seen a movie, but I don't remember.