Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Basil, May 1, 2021.
Sorry, I have never watched the Simpsons.
Someone please remove this person from the internet
You might say the secret ingredient is ... salt
McBain IV. Fatal Discharge
That still makes me laugh, the crossover episodes with Family Guy when one of the characters mentions about the Simpsons going to Quahog and Brian replies.
"That's not going to happen."
This one reminds me of:
"Ahh Mr Simpson, you have very lucky dishes"
"Mr Sparkle - I'm disrespectful to dirt!"
And really almost the entirety of the Mr Sparkle information for investors is a string of quotable quotes.
"Get out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?"
I already posted one, but this one always makes me chuckle when I think about it:
Police Chief: "In this department, we go by the book!"
(McBain shoots the book through the wall)
McBain: "Bye book!"
Homer Simpson-“Baseball is a boring game without beer!’
"My cat's mouth smells like cat food." - Ralph
"Ahh the Luftwaffe, the Washington Generals of The History Channel." -- Homer
Just hook it to my veins!!
My heart just stopped.
There's your answer, FishBulb.
“Can you see that I am serious?!”. I agree, the Mr Sparkle stuff is comedy gold.
Too long to type out, but this is one of my favorite scenes. Reminds me of when I've had a few too many and I'm trying to explain to the wife over FaceTime how my day in Vegas has gone...
I have a feeling this thread is about to get legs.
My all-time favorite from Episode 1:
Bart : Kwyjibo: K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. Twenty-two points. Plus, triple-word score, plus fifty points for using all my letters... Game's over, I'm outta here.
Homer : Wait a minute, you little cheater. You're not going anywhere 'til you tell me what a Kwyjibo is.
Bart : Kwyjibo. Uh, a big dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin.
Marge : And a short temper.
Homer : I'll show you a big dumb balding ape!
Bart : Uh oh, Kwyjibo on the loose!
My second favorite is from the first Christmas episode before the series officially started:
[At the dog track]
Homer: What are the odds on Santa's Little Helper?
Clerk: 99 to 1.
Homer: Wow! You hear that, Boy? 99 times 13 equals Merry Christmas!
Another good one:
Marge wants a C.U.P. - YouTube
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