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Favorite Simpsons Quote?

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Basil, May 1, 2021.

  1. runningonthehub

    runningonthehub High-Roller

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    Sorry, I have never watched the Simpsons.
     
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    Someone please remove this person from the internet :p
     
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    UKFanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    You might say the secret ingredient is ... salt
     
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    McBain IV. Fatal Discharge

    That still makes me laugh, the crossover episodes with Family Guy when one of the characters mentions about the Simpsons going to Quahog and Brian replies.

    "That's not going to happen."
     
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    This one reminds me of:
    "Ahh Mr Simpson, you have very lucky dishes"

    And...

    "Mr Sparkle - I'm disrespectful to dirt!"

    And really almost the entirety of the Mr Sparkle information for investors is a string of quotable quotes.

    "Get out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?"
     
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    Suck it, Caesar!
    I convinced my family to have a small reunion ...at Tampa Hard Rock
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    I already posted one, but this one always makes me chuckle when I think about it:
    Police Chief: "In this department, we go by the book!"
    (McBain shoots the book through the wall)
    McBain: "Bye book!"
     
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    gamblor.jpg
     
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    Homer Simpson-“Baseball is a boring game without beer!’
     
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    "My cat's mouth smells like cat food." - Ralph
     
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    "Ahh the Luftwaffe, the Washington Generals of The History Channel." -- Homer
     
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    Memorial Day Getaway
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    S-M-R-T!



    Just hook it to my veins!!



    My heart just stopped.

     
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    There's your answer, FishBulb.
     
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    “Can you see that I am serious?!”. I agree, the Mr Sparkle stuff is comedy gold.
     
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    Too long to type out, but this is one of my favorite scenes. Reminds me of when I've had a few too many and I'm trying to explain to the wife over FaceTime how my day in Vegas has gone...

     
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    AyDee is getting too old for this

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    My all-time favorite from Episode 1:

    [playing Scrabble]
    Bart : Kwyjibo: K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. Twenty-two points. Plus, triple-word score, plus fifty points for using all my letters... Game's over, I'm outta here.
    Homer : Wait a minute, you little cheater. You're not going anywhere 'til you tell me what a Kwyjibo is.
    Bart : Kwyjibo. Uh, a big dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin.
    Marge : And a short temper.
    Homer : I'll show you a big dumb balding ape!
    Bart : Uh oh, Kwyjibo on the loose!


    My second favorite is from the first Christmas episode before the series officially started:

    [At the dog track]
    Homer: What are the odds on Santa's Little Helper?
    Clerk: 99 to 1.
    Homer: Wow! You hear that, Boy? 99 times 13 equals Merry Christmas!
     
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