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Favorite Simpsons Quote?

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Basil, May 1, 2021.

  1. Echo27

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    “I’m a Level 5 Vegan. I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow”.

    “All pumpkins are racist! The difference is I admit it!”
     
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    Love that I'm not the only one. This is one of the obscure TV and movie quotes that has embedded itself in my daily diction, and I will exclaim it without even thinking about it, and only afterward, realize nobody appreciates it, and some even think I'm pretty weird lol
     
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    There are SO many good quotes. We are constantly quoting the show. My kids watch it now, too, so it’s a family affair!
     
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    "Beware the Ides of March"

    "No"
     
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    Well, there's your answer, fishbulb.
     
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    “Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence.” :evillaugh::haha:
     
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    "Hey! I got a D-Minus!" :)
     
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    "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

    I've used that on multiple occasions and never regretted it.
     
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    "What the hell was that!"




    Simpsons at its best.
     
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    Late 90’s computer voice: Smithers, you are really good at turning me on.
    Willie’s Scottish accent: Don’t be sad. I’ve been wrestling wolves since you were on your mother’s tet.
    Smithers: If you did sir?
    Dr. Nick: Did you also attend Hollywood Upstairs Medical College?
     
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    Professor Frink, Professor Frink
    He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think

    The sheer volume of these quotes that we use in our house regularly is astonishing. From "I am so smart..." to "Everything's coming up Milhouse" to "Ze goggles do nothink!" which comes up with surprising frequency, and, honestly, many of the others quoted here.
     
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    "There's a doings transpiring!"

    " The B is for bargain"
     
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    "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!" -Ralph Wiggum
     
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    Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! [cackles]There is a poison one, isn't there, Smithers?
    Smithers: No, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers. They consider it murder.
    Burns: Damn their oily hides!
     
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    “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”

    Haha and all things Barney.
     
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    I literally use this daily. Five50 has the pizza I like? Everything's coming up 44inarow!

     
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    "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

    "Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod."
    "No problem."
    "Hello, Mr. Thompson!"
    "I think he's talking to you."
     
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    "That's a paddlin'."
     
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