Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Basil, May 1, 2021.
"Doctor, I think I know something about medicine".
You might remember me from such educational films as Man Versus Nature: The Road to Victory! Or, Firecrackers, The Silent Killer
Sheri Bobbins -
When there’s a task that must be done,
Don’t turn your tail and run,
Don’t pout, don’t sob,
Just do a half-assed job!
Fun fact -- this was a legit mistake by Dan Castellaneta, but it was so funny that they decided to just keep it in.
All I know is that when I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University.
"I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?"
"No, just ignorant. See, your crazy friend has never heard of the food chain"
"I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to work for money. Why don’t I just lay down and die"
This list needs more Ralph Wiggum:
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”
“The doctor says I wouldn’t have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there.”
Hey call them fingers, but I never see them fing.
I bent my wookie
Ralph trying Tomacco:
"It tastes like grandma!"
Homer getting a football team as a gift from Hank Scorpio:
"Awww. The Denver Broncos?"
OMG almost all the Troy Mclure intros make this list. RIP Phil Hartman. And here's one I like:
Hi, I'm Troy Mcclure. You Might Remember Me From Such Public Service Videos As Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds And Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
...and from the same episode...
"Up and at dem!"
Hello, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such celebrity funerals as Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye and Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge.
"If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about"
Jebediah Springfield: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelbyville Manhattan: Yes! And marry our cousins.
Jebediah Springfield: I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
Shelbyville Manhattan: Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
Jebediah Springfield: Absolutely not!
Shelbyville Manhattan: I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!
It's a perfectly cromulent word
Homer, rooting around under the couch: "Aw, twenty dollars... I wanted a peanut."
Homer's brain: "Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts."
Homer: "Explain how."
Homer's brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
Truer words have never been spoken. He was amazing on NewsRadio.
"If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker." Missionary Impossible
We say “up and at them” all the time.
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