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Favorite Simpsons Quote?

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Basil, May 1, 2021.

  1. Gaggles

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    "Doctor, I think I know something about medicine".
     
    Fourth of July Follies
    Fourth of July Follies
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  2. UKFanatic

    UKFanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    You might remember me from such educational films as Man Versus Nature: The Road to Victory! Or, Firecrackers, The Silent Killer
     
    Dave Chapelle and Fireworks Spectacular!
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  3. zlanga

    zlanga Low-Roller

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    Sheri Bobbins -

    When there’s a task that must be done,
    Don’t turn your tail and run,
    Don’t pout, don’t sob,
    Just do a half-assed job!
     
    First 2 nights of USBC Nationals trip
    Time to Bowl!
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    Fun fact -- this was a legit mistake by Dan Castellaneta, but it was so funny that they decided to just keep it in.
     
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  5. 44inarow

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    All I know is that when I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University.
     
  6. UKFanatic

    UKFanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    "I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?"
    "No, just ignorant. See, your crazy friend has never heard of the food chain"
     
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    "I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to work for money. Why don’t I just lay down and die"
     
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    This list needs more Ralph Wiggum:

    “My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”

    “The doctor says I wouldn’t have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there.”
     
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    thecarve Misanthrope

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    Hey call them fingers, but I never see them fing.
     
  10. Basil

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    I bent my wookie
     
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    Ralph trying Tomacco:

    "It tastes like grandma!"

    Homer getting a football team as a gift from Hank Scorpio:

    "Awww. The Denver Broncos?"
     
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    OMG almost all the Troy Mclure intros make this list. RIP Phil Hartman. And here's one I like:

    Hi, I'm Troy Mcclure. You Might Remember Me From Such Public Service Videos As Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds And Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness
     
    Suck it, Caesar!
    #SuckItCZR #JustSayNo
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    My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

    ...and from the same episode...

    "Up and at dem!"
     
    Suck it, Caesar!
    #SuckItCZR #JustSayNo
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    Hello, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such celebrity funerals as Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye and Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge.
     
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    "If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about"
     
    Suck it, Caesar!
    #SuckItCZR #JustSayNo
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    • Jebediah Springfield: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.

      Shelbyville Manhattan: Yes! And marry our cousins.

      Jebediah Springfield: I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?

      Shelbyville Manhattan: Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.

      Jebediah Springfield: Absolutely not!

      Shelbyville Manhattan: I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!
     
    Del Mar, Saratoga, baby!
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    It's a perfectly cromulent word
     
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    Homer, rooting around under the couch: "Aw, twenty dollars... I wanted a peanut."
    Homer's brain: "Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts."
    Homer: "Explain how."
    Homer's brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
    Homer: "WOO-HOO!"

    Truer words have never been spoken. He was amazing on NewsRadio.
     
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    "If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker." Missionary Impossible
     
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    We say “up and at them” all the time.
     
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