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Favorite Simpsons Quote?

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Basil, May 1, 2021.

  1. Basil

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    While there are so many, two stick out in my mind over the rest:

    The always popular (and Vegas appropriate):
    Homer: "To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"

    And from the I Love Lisa episode (which I may argue as the best Simpsons episode of all), showing an old clip of Krusty interviewing Robert Frost:

    Robert Frost: "He will not see me stopping here, to watch his woods fill up with snow"
    Krusty: "Hey Frosty! You want some snow, man?" *pulls a cord and dumps snow on Frost*
    RF: "We discussed this, and I said no"
     
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    “Bake ‘em away, Toys!” -Chief Wiggum

    “My bones are so brittle, but I always drink plenty of... Malk?” -Bart

    “Everything’s comin’ up Milhouse!” -Milhouse
     
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    a second vote for "everything's coming up Milhouse"
     
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    You're right, there are too many. Obviously, I put my Bitey quote in the mono thread. A couple other favs include the immortal Lionel Hutz, attorney at law:

    "Don't worry Mr. Simpson, I've argued in front of every judge in the State, often as a lawyer"
    "Don't worry Mr. Simpson, I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I got the gist of it"
    "This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the producers of the film "The Neverending Story"
    "We drew judge Snyder!//Is that bad?//Well, he has had in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog.//You did?//Well, replace the word dog with son and the word accidentally with repeatedly"
     
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    “It was my first and last blackberry schnapps.” - Ned Flanders

    “I said I don’t want any damn vegetables.” - Todd Flanders

    [​IMG]

    “I would say something comforting, but, you know, my voice.” – Jacqueline Bouvier


    I use the Todd quote all the time!
     
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    Trying is the first step toward failure, so never try.
     
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    Milhouse: "Remember when he ate my goldfish, then you said I never had a goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl Bart? WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL?!"

    Kent Brockman: “I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords”
     
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    "My son is also named Bort,"
     
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    D'oh
     
    Vegas!!
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    I ordered this one time in a casino as a joke:
    [​IMG]
     
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    Haha this is one that repeats in my head and I couldnt remember the beginning part to post here. Well done!
     
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    I neglected to include this pic in my recent Universal trip report
    Bort.jpg
     
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    I'd have a really hard time not buying a Bort item. I havent been there since the Simpsons stuff opened. But one day I'll make it back. Wish I'd made my way to the Orlando parks shortly after pandemic reopening. Looked like my dream scenario. I cant do lines.
     
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    That's why you're the judge and I'm the... law-talkin' guy.
     
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    Kent Brockman: Springfield will have its first annual Do What You Feel Festival this Saturday whenever you feel like showing up

    Mayor Quimby: Good afternoon, and welcome to the Do What You Feel Festival. By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her. I'm telling you this because I'm comfortable with my womanizing.
     
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    Technician 3: We need more "Bort" license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of "Bort" license plates.
     
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    As fan of the show right from the beginning there are so many.

    A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... uh, a... an alligator.

    “Kids, You Tried Your Best And You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is, Never Try."
     
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    We’ve reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us (Kang)

    Hey, Surly looks only after one guy ... Surly. (I love the seven Duffs).
     
    Encore July 31 - Aug 6
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    "Shut up Meg!" no wait...

    "I am so smart, smrt, I mean s m a r t."
     
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    It's not a quote.
    It's a song when Selma took Bart and Lisa on a ride in Duff Gardens in the Selma's Choice episode:
    Duff beer for me!
    Duff beer for you!
    I'll have a Duff,
    You'll Have One Too!
     
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