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Every time I go into a washroom in a casino...

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by JRRestoule, Sep 3, 2019.

  1. bubbakitty

    bubbakitty Doing retirement again and happily so....

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    My wife does this on the plane and at the machines. I feign embarrassment but haven’t gotten too deathly ill in the last few years. .
     
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  2. oghuman

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    FTW???
     
  3. oghuman

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    When I get on a plane the first thing I do when I sit down in my seat is use wipe to clean the back of the seat in front of me, the tray table and the arm rests.
     
  4. Syringe Monkey

    Syringe Monkey Hero of the Baggage Carousel...

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    FTW = For The Win.
     
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  5. bubbakitty

    bubbakitty Doing retirement again and happily so....

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    You’d have made a beautiful couple :poke:
     
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    Reliving my youth :p
     
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  7. Brad8173

    Brad8173 Low-Roller

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    Depends on my mood but a simple “ah, sir you forgot to wash your hands”...

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    And you actually expect someone to say "oh thanks" and run back to the sink??
     
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  9. flyguyfl

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    We all forget that in the casino you can have drinks frequently. The booze will disinfect things so just pour every other one over your hands (or the hands of the person next to you.) :drunk:
     
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  10. wormhole

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    I will try and remember that the next time some drink spills his drink all over thr table game I am sitting at. :D
     
  11. AyDee

    AyDee is getting too old for this

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    I just got to throw this up, I guess it's the avatar, but everything @Breeze147 writes, I read in this voice:
    (the shoelace scene is at 4:00)
     
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    They do it where I work and everywhere else as someone already mentioned.

    It is also useless to just run the water over your hands like some symbolic gesture bec that doesn't clean anything, especially without using any soap.

    People are slobs and yes I bring wet naps to wipe down VP machines before I play and every surface near me on the plane lol.
     
  13. bubbakitty

    bubbakitty Doing retirement again and happily so....

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    Oh my god!!! My wife IS on this board (or at least her twin sister). :eek:
    I feel like a kept man as I sit in my airline seat or at my vp seat and she dabs and does her thing with the wipes. I actually don't mind it and it IS a god idea, but only about 70% coverage on solo trips. :cry:
     
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  14. Electroguy563

    Electroguy563 Over-Fried Gambler

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    I try not to think about it when at the craps table but just imagine the amount of hands, touching the chips and rails.

    These hands were thumbing their noses, wiping their mouths, scratching their ass...….
     
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    I used to roll my eyes when I see someone do the wipe-down ritual (tray table, seat arms). Now, I give them a mental thumbs up, wishing I had remembered to bring a packet of those things myself.

    Last trip, I saw a guy contort his body and lay his face on the tray table to sleep. Not on his arms or even put a jacket or something over it. Just his face. I cringed.
     
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    He knows what's been done with his jacket
     
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    Lol, yeah sorry I am a dude who doesn't like to get sick. In order to look like less of a "kept man" just borrow one from her and do it yourself. :poke:
     
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    ....Jerking off...
     
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  19. Electroguy563

    Electroguy563 Over-Fried Gambler

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    Yeah that too. The chips start sticking together.
     
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    Several years ago while waiting for my flight from Milwaukee to Vegas, nature called.So I purposely took the farthest stall and halfway through my ''Morning Glory'' a guy comes in and juuust has to take the one next to me. So I'm looking down at the dribbles of other guys' piss between my shoes when suddenly a little white pill comes rolling in and does a coupla circles between my shoes. I hear the guy say ''Fuck!!'' rather loudly. The next thing I see is a hand searching the floor for his pill, nitroglycerin, I assume, as it was small. He finally finds it with hands, and, I'm guessing, takes it. Must've been his last one to go through so much trouble locating it.
     
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