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Every time I go into a washroom in a casino...

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by JRRestoule, Sep 3, 2019.

  1. flyguyfl

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    Glad this was posted as it reminded me to take my wet wipes for the next casino trip.
     
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  2. dmr

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    Better yet, design things so that a door, if necessary, swings both ways, or even better, no door is used. Both our local Horseshoe and Ameristar figured this out. Why can't all of them do this?
     
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  3. Grant1982

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    Ok, but what if I have mastered pulling out my wang and putting my wang back up without touching my wang?
     
  4. 3544quebec

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    Yeah. like you I never touch wang with my fingers. I use chopsticks
     
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  5. Syringe Monkey

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    Here's the thing about those blow-dryers for your hands in bathrooms....they collect and disseminate microscopic fecal matter. So, every time you turn one on to dry your hands, you are creating a literal shit-storm.

    You're welcome.
     
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  6. BlacklabberMike

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    a few germs are good for you.... build up resistance ...... too sanitized is not good for you....:stir:
     
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  7. flyguyfl

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    Who would have thunk it? :eek::eek::eek:
     
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    How do they collect it? If there is any fecal matter on the hands, it would blow it out.....but I am thinking that the hands that go under it have been washed.

    I think this is a case where it is much a doo-doo about nothing.
     
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    Some of the discussion here is somewhat ridiculous....

    But this post sure gave a nice chuckle.
     
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    I swore I wasn’t gonna keep up with this thread........but I just can’t resist. Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos sheds light on the subject:

    Paulie: I can't stand touching my fucking shoelaces. Ever go to tie your shoes and you notice the end of your laces are wet? Come on, why would they be wet?
    Silvio: I've got no fucking idea.
    Paulie: You go in the public bathrooms. You stand at the urinals...
    Hesh: Oh fuck. Come on will ya.
    Paulie: He's asking me and I'm telling him and frankly it's important. Even if the laces dry and even if you don't touch the body of the show, bacteria and virus migrate from the sole up.
    Christopher: You see this on TV?
    Paulie: I gotta watch TV to figure out the world. Your average men's shit house is a fucking sewer. You look at lady's johns you can eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets. Eh! There's exceptions. But the men piss all over the fucking floor, urinals jammed with cigarettes and moth ball cakes. Even if you keep your shoes tied, and your laces aren't dragging through urine....
    Silvio: (trying to eat his lunch) SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

    But the best one is from Season 5:
    Paulie: Why do pissin, shittin', and fuckin' all happen within' a two-inch radius?
     
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    It's little Bryne and Connor's shitty diapers that cause the need to wipe down the carts....especially when you are putting food in the cart.
     
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    "Toilet Plume"....
     
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    Anyone here use a Sonicare toothbrush? Just might want to move the charging dock further away from the commode.
     
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    It's way on the other side of the vanity.

    (Oh, and don't make the mistake of taking a charged full-size electric toothbrush in your carry-on bag!)
     
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    :woohoo:
     
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    Well we've been doing it for years, by now we must be immune. Can't be worried about it now. I think there was a guy on this site a few years ago said he never washes his hands. I think he said it helps immunity. I don't agree because he/you are spreading germs to those who are not immune.
     
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    Yes, even though I basically love almost all of my fellow gamblers, I still additionally also wash my hands thoroughly first thing when I get back to my hotel, just as a common-sense hygiene step. The thing that actually shocked me though about some of the posts in this forum were the women's observations about other women. I guess, as a guy, I expected a lot of guys to be pretty lax on hand-washing but I had the image that most women would be far more onto this than most guys. Well I guess that alcohol and the excitement of gambling / a vacation can put any good habit to rest on some people (male or female) sometimes.
     
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    It's all academic.

    Scrub down like a surgeon and return to the craps table. Handle your cheques, throw the dice, and you're back to square one.
     
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