Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by JRRestoule, Sep 3, 2019.
It's Wednesday, Bill; your turn to hold the tape measure.
So true. Most men do not pee on their hands.
Doing the #2 is a biggie for sure. One of the easiest ways to transmit common illnesses. Touching your nose, eyes or mouth can transmit stuff to yourself just as easy.
Side question - how many folks wash their hands or mouth after oral sex (male or female).
Made me look Figured I'd share. Funny Stuff. Hubby's ring tone from his son is Sandford and Son. (You're humming it now, aren't you? Do do do do... do do do do do do do... Maybe change it to wash your a$$! ha
I always wash my hands after oral sex - can't be too careful with what you might put in your mouth or on the other hand never know what could be in your partner's hair
And I so know better and am even a bit of a germ-phobic... dang, wtf was I thinking... *Running to move the 4 eye drop bottles set up on the wrong side of bath counter I have from post-op eye surgery! geez what a dope*
Just to clarify, it's not the pee that has bacteria (if your pee has bacteria, thats an infection) it's your skin that has bacteria; that's mainly why we wash; that being said, pee splatter is just gross! And I don't want to touch your pee splattered hands!
I talk to my friends all the time about this. I'd say at least 1/2 the men just walk out. Geez!!
In Vegas I'm a before and after hand wash guy. I see people not washing all of the time at the airport also.
You should wash your dick, too.
'cause a clean wanger is a happy wanger.
On a slightly related (sanitation) note... I'm entering WalMart the other day and the older couple in front have stopped at the little stand in the middle where you get the wipes to clean the handrail of the cart... or so I thought that what they're for, I've never actually used one, though been behind numerous people who do and it's usually a quick wipe as they continue walking.
These two spread out and took opposite sections of the cart and proceeded to disinfect while taking up most of the entrance room. Now, though I don't partake, I have nothing against the practice of wiping down the handrail and moving along, but I'm still laughing as the guy behind me (also waiting) joking stated, "why don't you just take it to the car-wash across the street!" They looked back, sowled and finally scooted-over some so we could pass with our filthy, germ infested carts, which was appreciated.
I've noticed the main shopping cart "wipers" seem to be millennial Mom's who want to ensure a clean place to put little Bryne or Connor or older folks trying desperately to hold on to another day above ground. Again... wipe away to your heart's content, just move it on over please.
I get up no less than 3 times a night to pee and I wash my hands every single time, even though I’m going straight back to bed.
I usually let a hooker hold it while I go. That way I don't have to wash my hands. Ha
Yeah, but you gotta admit
on the way in : because obviously a bad luck streak made me get up
on the way out: to marvel once again at drowning poor faucet design
at block 16: grabbing bunches of those Purell handi-wipes...
Hmmm, wonder if she washed her hands after the last hold job she did before you.
Or the alphabet. But yes people are pigs.
Agree that's what paper towels are for.
As this thread picks up speed I can only skim through some of these stories
I never used to wash as I thought I had the cleanest pecker out there
(where's the banana emoji when you need it??)
Not really a germ-a-phobe but it's prudent to sanitize
This post reminds me of a few reads
Don't think your phone you're checking as you're sitting there or standing there doesn't catch some splatter now and then...eeeewww
The washrooms that have the garbage cans by the doors have people thinking smarter
Those damn foot pulls or forearm door pulls don't always work quite right (especially when they have the mouse snap door closer thingy on 'em
Those hand dryers that you stick your hands up & down in just makes me a little uncomfortable
Your credit cards are more freakin' filthy than your pecker....
(sorry, just couldn't resist)
1) Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2) Form a loose grip.
3) Keep your head down.
4) Avoid a quick back swing.
5) Stay out of the water.
6) Try not to hit anyone.
7) If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8) Don't stand directly in front of others.
9) Quiet please ... while others are preparing to go.
10) Don't take extra strokes.
Very good. Flush the urinal, go back to the table and spin those wheels!
The first man finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands ... clear up to his elbows ...
He used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented: "I graduated from Harvard and they taught us to be clean."
The second man finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented:
"I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The third man zipped up and as he was walking out the door he had a smirk on his face and said:
"I don't know about you guys, but where I went to college, they taught us not to piss on our hands."
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