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Earl attends Bachelor Party for Uncle Hepatitis: Live April 3-7

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by Not at the table Carlos, Apr 2, 2019.

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  1. Spivderman

    Spivderman Macallan 17, please!

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    Come on Earl! You only have three days left to pack in a week of fun. Let's go!!
     
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    Hanging out with Chet Steadman (BIL) at Stage Door. Having some $2 Bud Lights and he’s eating a couple hot dogs.

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    Now awaiting his brother Fievel. Should be here in about an hour.
     
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    Not at the table Carlos Cheapskate

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    Left to right....Earl, Fievel, Chet. Had a great time at Bally’s sportsbook bar. Walked down to Silver Sevens. The bar is short on big chairs. So I pulled this one up. Dad’s letting me play!!!

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    Got $21 on Vegas to win tonight to win $10. Let’s go Knights!!!
     
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    Damn!!!
     
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    We are literally all trying to figure out if she’s a prostitute. I asked the bartender....”unlikely right?”

    His response is classic: “maaaan....I don’t knooow. I plead the 5th”

    Go Fievel go!!!

    “Ashley”
     
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    smerrian View from Bally's

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    Too funny.:popcorn:
     
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    Ok. Confirmed she’s a Pro.
     
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    Ah, Las Vegas. You never disappoint. :clap::clap::clap:
     
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    She walks away....Chet asks Fievel...”is she puking or calling her pimp?”

    Fievel: hmmmmm. I don’t know.

    Confirmed from this guy: she puked into trash can after we took tequila shots when Vegas scored!!!

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    Dude was dying laughing. I love Vegas. And their free booze. We fucked up fuys.
     
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    Chet leans in all secretive....

    “Her purse is a Crown Royal bag.....”
     
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    Did not know the pros have a day shift
     
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    Walked back to the room at Bally’s to charge my phone. And walking to Ellis Island we ran into our resident prostitute Ashley!!! Isn’t she precious y’all?!?!?

    About to eat steaks at Ellis Island. Gary still wheeling and dealing!!!

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    Ah, I miss the Dealertainers as the old IP. Every time I walk into Ellis Island, they all look miserable.
     
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    Ok. Rise and shine I guess.

    Woke up at 6 and just laid here damning myself for what I did to my body last night. Oddly enough I didn’t drink much liquor. Just LOTS of beer.

    So Fievel got in. The brothers united and hugged and such. We drank at Bally’s sportsbook Bar a little bit. Took some fireball to the face in the room a little bit. Walked down to Silver 7’s and watched the disastrous hockey game. Had fun there. Fievel met his prostitute friend that literally threw up in the trash can after our $1 shot of tequila when Vegas scored their goal.

    We walked back to room. More fireball to the face. Walked to Ellis Island for steak dinner. Solid as usual. Played a shoe of blackjack and it was just piss poor. Lost a quick $60.

    I think I’m down around $300 for the trip which is close to half my bankroll. Today is going to be a big gambling day.

    I’m about to shower up now and catch a bus to Fremont Street. Going to eat the breakfast buffet at Market Street Cafe then coupon run downtown. By the time I’m done there......

    UNCLE HEPATITIS WILL FINALLY ARRIVE!!!!

    I can’t stress enough how ridiculous him and his 7 friends will be. I just can’t explain. They are all 100% pure bred idiots.....and I couldn’t be happier to witness the upcoming festivities.

    Today should be great. Likely lots of funny Snapchat videos today as well. Later VMB!
     
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    You and I are friends so I will provide this quick advice in advance of Uncle H’s arrival:

    Stay completely away from Aunt Gonorrhea!!
     
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    Made $190 on the downtown coupon run. As I got off the bus there was an older couple from Pennsylvania that were worried sick about knowing where the Deuce bus picks back up to take them back to strip. So I walked them down to the stop before beginning the run at El Cortez.

    El Cortez, The D, Four Queens, Fremont, Binion’s.....then Market Street Cafe to meet Chet for breakfast buffet. Food is ok. Brought me back to life a little bit. Continued the coupon run at Cal, MSS, Plaza, and ended at Golden Gate. I’ll hit DTG in June.

    UNCLE HEP HAS LANDED!!!

    Me and a few others pitched in on a limo to pick up the 8 guys....take them to dispensary....drop their bags off at Bellagio/Flamingo....and bring them downtown.

    I have a 750ml or Fireball and little solo cup shot glasses waiting for them. Chet and I playing the ponies while we wait.

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    My little video poker apprentice Chet almost hit the big one here at Vue Bar. Sipping on Jack and a splash of coke awaiting the crew.

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    Here they come!!!!
     
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    Chet was one jack off.
     
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