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Earl attends Bachelor Party for Uncle Hepatitis: Live April 3-7

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by Not at the table Carlos, Apr 2, 2019.

  1. Not at the table Carlos

    Not at the table Carlos Cheapskate

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    My Trip Report

    Greetings sports fans! Trip #14 to Las Vegas, Nevada happening tomorrow. Earl here, and I’m excited to take you on another roller coaster ride in the form of a Live Trip Report.

    I’m Earl, a 34 year old high school math teacher from South Carolina on spring break. I just drove down to my in-laws house in Atlanta, where I’ll be getting in a Frontier (oh shit) flight at 12:41pm tomorrow. The flight is $144 roundtrip which is pretty damn good. The reason for this trip???

    The bachelor party for Uncle Hepatitis.

    You may remember Uncle Hep from a previous report. He is marrying my wife’s sister in June. When he came to Vegas my own bachelor party he got in trouble for spanking a stripper in our hotel room. Hopefully his dumbass behaves this time.

    Here is the rundown of characters:
    Myself (Earl), my wife’s two brothers, Chet and Fievel, Uncle Hepatitis himself, and 7 of Uncle Hep’s pals. Apparently his buddies are all horrible drunks, as in they lose their stuff, piss on the street, total blackout, etc. I think they are all in their late 20’s. This should be interesting.

    I land 2:00pm Wednesday. Chet and Fievel land around noon on Thursday, and the other 8 guys get in Friday around noon. Chet, Fievel, and I are staying at Bally’s on comp nights. The others will be at Flamingo and Bellagio.

    Current plans include Fremont Street to teach craps to a bunch of Vegas Virgins, get shitfaced, Flamingo pool, get shitfaced some more, you get the idea.

    I honesty don’t think this report will be as interesting as some of my usual ones, because usually I’m there for a whole week....and Wade is usually there too. I will have 24 hours alone, which I’ll likely use to hang out at Stage Door, Ellis Island, or some poker at one of the Caesars properties.

    I’m the first one to go home. My flight is Saturday night at midnight (Jesus help me). The others fly home mid day Sunday or Monday morning. I’ll try to post lots of pictures, Win lots of money, tell some funny stories, and make it out of there alive so I can come back for my week-long trip in early June.

    Earl signing out. 23 hours until takeoff!!!
     
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    Not at the table Carlos Cheapskate

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    Forgot to mention.....

    Add “EarlofVegas” on Snapchat for videos too extreme for any kind of message board!
     
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    Earl in Vegas without wade.....

    I am still on board the report what could possible go wrong?
     
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    Let us know if y'all set up a go fund me page for bail. :haha:
     
    Because Texas is not hot enough in August
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    Sounds like a fun trip. Wish I knew how to do snapchat, but that's just not something i ever learned. Will follow along.
     
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    Looking forward to the shenanigans! :popcorn:

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    Definitely following along! :popcorn:

    Have a great time and hopefully get some wins while you're there!
     
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    Not at the table Carlos Cheapskate

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    I literally feel like I’m doing something wrong or cheating or something.

    I had someone show me all of the features. You could figure it out if you played around with it long enough. Not the easiest app to explore. I use it strictly for Vegas trips.
     
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    Is that what Uncle Hepatitis said to the stripper before he spanked her?
     
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    :popcorn:
     
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    We are totally going to follow this here and on Snapchat :)
     
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    This should be good! Looking forward to it.
     
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    Good luck!
     
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    Have fun and good luck.
     
    Back into the fray.
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    This should be good. Good luck in the casinos when you have time to play. And good luck not getting arested when you are with uncle Hep
     
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    I'm following for the names alone. Your reports are QUITE entertaining.
     
    Dunno what trip this is or where we're staying 100% but WHOO HOO!!
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    Well this is been the longest 18 hour stretch of my life. Got to the in-laws around 1pm yesterday. And I felt like I was literally sitting there counting the seconds. I tried taking a couple of naps but didn’t really work. Finally I got to sleep around 10pm and kept waking up.

    FINALLY en route to Jackson International Airport. Getting dropped off by the wife at international terminal. As long as you have a boarding pass you can go through this terminal....and the line is 1/5 as long as domestic.

    Also, during yesterday’s boredom I happened to look up baggage rules for Frontier. They have bookbags listed under “carry-on.” I have only a book bag for this trip and hoping to call it my “free personal item.” I might be charged $60 at the gate. Still....probably cheapest flight I could find. I’ll live.

    Lunch at airport....it WILL NOT be The Varsity. The entire family (11 people) got sick on Christmas Eve Eve after eating there. Was worst 12 hours of my life.

    Maybe Chick-Fil-A instead.
     
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    Better watch out, I've heard those Mousekewitz's can't handle their booze...
     
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    Expectations are high, Earl.

    Make America proud again.
     
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    I hope this flight isn’t too uncomfortable. I still have a little bit of neck pain from a wrestling match last Saturday night.

    I used to do professional wrestling on the side. Got the company to bring their heavyweight champion and interrupt our school’s pep rally a few years ago. We end up brawling and challenges me to a match. Students thought it was awesome. Was all for our charity week.

    Fast-forward three years and the seniors remember that. Everybody else had just heard rumors that I used to be a wrestler. Convinced one of our baseball coaches to get involved. So we played up the him vs me thing for a couple months. I would be playing the role as the heel this time, him being the hero.

    I’ll post a couple of clips from the match onto Snapchat for those interested in seeing.
    Raised $500 for Stand Down for Veterans this time!
     
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