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[Richard Alpert]

I have a buddy who 's dick gets hard when the wind blows in the right direction, He takes it anyways, his comment is "you can pound nails with the thing"

That explains why when the crew finished my basement last fall the only nails hammered in were just below waist level!
Now I see why they needed so many breaks!

RICHARD

 

[Richard Alpert]

This thread has raised more questions than answers!

Why wait four hours to see a doctor if a nurse could get on it right away?!

My bride (an RN) rolls her eyes as I'm typing this...

RICHARD

 

[La$Vega$]

omg Vic, I busted a gut on font size! lmao

And of course you know the Latin name for Viagra/Cialis...
Mycoxaphallin

 

[Richard Alpert]

Great to see this thread is still hanging in there!

RICHARD

 

[lp670lambo]

This thread is hilarious. I guess I look into this in 20 years when my thing stops working.

 

[Richard Alpert]

I guess I look into this in 20 years when my thing stops working

You have a unit retirement plan?!

Shoot, mine hasn't been saving anything!
I'll have to give my financial advisor a call about that one!

RICHARD

 

[Timbuck]

A wise man once told me "never waste a boner. You never know when they'll stop happening."

 

[Royal Flusher]

You have a unit retirement plan?!

Shoot, mine hasn't been saving anything!
I'll have to give my financial advisor a call about that one!

RICHARD

Shoot?...

 

[Richard Alpert]

Shoot?...

Just blanks...

RICHARD

 

[martinr]

I have a buddy who 's dick gets hard when the wind blows in the right direction, He takes it anyways, his comment is "you can pound nails with the thing"

Maybe he could have a great career as a carpenter in Chicago.

 

[martinr]

I have a buddy who 's dick gets hard when the wind blows in the right direction, He takes it anyways, his comment is "you can pound nails with the thing"

And, of course, favorite songs:

If I had a Hammer
Blowin' in the Wind
Hammer Time

 

[Richard Alpert]

And, of course, favorite songs:

If I had a Hammer
Blowin' in the Wind
Hammer Time

I "Wood" Do Anything for Love, But I Won't Do That...
Sledgehammer
Or Anything my "Nine Inch" Nails

I feel with this thread, We've Only Just Begun. You know, The Carpenters!

RICHARD

 

[martinr]

I "Wood" Do Anything for Love, But I Won't Do That...
Sledgehammer
Or Anything my "Nine Inch" Nails

I feel with this thread, We've Only Just Begun. You know, The Carpenters!

RICHARD

Knock, Knock Knock on Wood!
ok. I'm done.

 

[David Grant]

"When you our in love with a beautiful woman, it's hard" - Dr Hook
Maybe some visitors will have "Norwegian Wood - Beatles" or
Like ZZ-Top "wake up with wood".

David

 

[Richard Alpert]

^^^ so the first time you tried Viagra was for a trip to the mall?

Just the food court!

Hardee's
Long John Silver's
and, for dessert,
Cinnabone!


RICHARD

 

[makikiboy]

Knock, Knock Knock on Wood!
ok. I'm done.

Ha ha.

Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me. Twice on the pipes if the answer is no.

 

[Richard Alpert]

I'm getting close to the four-hour mark of participation this thread.
I may need to see my physician shortly!
Or longly!

RICHARD

 

[Joejoejackson]

OK..Yastarted it
Solid by-
Ashley&Simpson--

Solid
(Oh)
Solid as a rock
And nothing's changed it
(Ooh)
The thrill is still hot, hot, hot
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot

 

[vegasvic]

Remember when Jimmy Johnson did ads tor Extenze

 

[shokhead]

Mark Martin in NASCAR, the hardest man in nascar they were saying.