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Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by Richard Alpert, Feb 11, 2017.

  1. Richard Alpert

    Richard Alpert LOST

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    That explains why when the crew finished my basement last fall the only nails hammered in were just below waist level! ;)
    Now I see why they needed so many breaks!

    RICHARD
     
  2. Richard Alpert

    Richard Alpert LOST

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    This thread has raised :) more questions than answers!

    Why wait four hours to see a doctor if a nurse could get on it right away?! :wink2:

    My bride (an RN) rolls her eyes as I'm typing this...:rolleyes:

    RICHARD
     
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    La$Vega$ Low-Roller

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    omg Vic, I busted a gut on font size! lmao

    And of course you know the Latin name for Viagra/Cialis...
    Mycoxaphallin
     
    "Taking Care of Business"
    "How sweet it is!"
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  4. Richard Alpert

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    Great to see this thread is still hanging in there!

    RICHARD
     
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    lp670lambo Tourist

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    This thread is hilarious. I guess I look into this in 20 years when my thing stops working.
     
  6. Richard Alpert

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    You have a unit retirement plan?! :poke:

    Shoot, mine hasn't been saving anything! :faint:
    I'll have to give my financial advisor a call about that one!

    RICHARD
     
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    Timbuck Tourist

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    A wise man once told me "never waste a boner. You never know when they'll stop happening."
     
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    Royal Flusher Savvy Gambler

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    Shoot?...
     
  9. Richard Alpert

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    Just blanks...:(

    RICHARD
     
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    martinr High-Roller

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    Maybe he could have a great career as a carpenter in Chicago.
     
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    martinr High-Roller

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    And, of course, favorite songs:

    If I had a Hammer
    Blowin' in the Wind
    Hammer Time
     
  12. Richard Alpert

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    I "Wood" Do Anything for Love, But I Won't Do That...
    Sledgehammer

    Or Anything my "Nine Inch" Nails

    I feel with this thread, We've Only Just Begun. You know, The Carpenters! :D

    RICHARD
     
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    martinr High-Roller

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    Knock, Knock Knock on Wood!
    ok. I'm done.
     
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    David Grant Tourist

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    "When you our in love with a beautiful woman, it's hard" - Dr Hook
    Maybe some visitors will have "Norwegian Wood - Beatles" or
    Like ZZ-Top "wake up with wood".

    David
     
    Ready to take on the world at the WSOP
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    Just the food court!

    Hardee's
    Long John Silver's
    and, for dessert,
    Cinnabone! :feedme:


    RICHARD
     
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    makikiboy VIP Whale

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    Ha ha.

    Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me. Twice on the pipes if the answer is no.
     
  17. Richard Alpert

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    I'm getting close to the four-hour mark of participation this thread.
    I may need to see my physician shortly!
    Or longly! :D

    RICHARD
     
  18. Joejoejackson

    Joejoejackson The Max Bet King

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    OK..Yastarted it
    Solid by-
    Ashley&Simpson--

    Solid
    (Oh)
    Solid as a rock
    And nothing's changed it
    (Ooh)
    The thrill is still hot, hot, hot
    Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
     
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    Remember when Jimmy Johnson did ads tor Extenze

    [​IMG]
     
  20. shokhead

    shokhead I'm no big spender!

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    Mark Martin in NASCAR, the hardest man in nascar they were saying.
     
    Here we go again!