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Don't Ignore the Porn Slappers lol

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by bnlphan, Jun 12, 2018.

  1. bnlphan

    bnlphan Degenerate In Training

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  2. PsyDoc

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    Maybe he had a different definition of the term "porn slapper"......
     
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  3. Glenn357M

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    He got off lucky
     
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  4. UKFanatic

    UKFanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    This incident didn't involve porn slapper, though. I have always found the club and timeshare promoters to be much more aggressive than the porn slappers. And the CD hawkers are the worst
     
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  5. Breeze147

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    I doubt there are any porn slappers named Kevin Miller.

    I’m just stating the obvious. Don’t attack me.
     
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  6. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    100 percent agree
     
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    I agree. The club promoters can be very aggressive. I've never understood that. I'm clearly not the demographic, but they will physically block me from walking past until they can give their pitch. I've had a few choice words for them before. Maybe I should stop doing that.

    Pornslappers never seem to raise an eyebrow if you walk past them. They just keep slappin away. :)
     
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  8. mrem3200

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    I think I have posted this here before. When my friend and I are in Vegas we will take the cards from the porn slappers and show them to each other in an obvious manner and make comments out-loud like "wow we lucked out, Lexi has a $89 special for tonight only" or "Jenni and Crystal have a 2 for 1 special". That results in 2 things, 1) some people giving us disgusting looks and 2) the other porn slappers swarming us like flies on shit. And yes, we are both almost 50 yo.
     
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  9. BarelyHangingOn

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    I never mind the slappers. Our bad experience has been wit the time share ******s.

    On our second trip we were entering Miracle Shops at PH and a guy presented himself as a rep from the mall who had a coupon book. I know from buying LVA or ACG there are coupons books they give out. I said sure I will take a coupon book. He started to "try" to sign us up for a time share and he got really aggressive when we started to walk away. I told him to fu and just walked away as he was flapping at us.
     
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    It sounds like he was promoting a club and not Girls Direct To Your Room (tm).

    The pornslappers always ignore me.

    The club promoters always seem to ignore me too, mainly hitting on the twentyboppers.

    I just walk by the CD pushers and if they get pushy I tell them I don't have a CD player.

    I always tell the timeshare dweebs very assertively NO, but never used profanity. (My brother, who was walking with me once, did drop an f-bomb on one who would not back off.)

    It sounds like in this case he did get p*ssed when something was said. If one assaulted me I would most definitely press charges.

    Hmmm ... probation with drug treatment? Sounds like he may have been on something at the time.
     
  11. Laugh

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    Wow. You know who I really like on the Vegas streets... the two guys who stand on a box with a megaphone saying how we're all sinners and heathens.
    Preach it~! Lol.
     
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    Only time I ever feared for safety was in the presence of CD hawkers, near MGM. They had a poor girl in tears and I stepped in to intervene.
    They physically threatened me for interferring in the business transaction. My adreneline was high enough that I felt confident duking it out, but knew that only leads to more problems.
    Instead I ran over and got a security person and called for the police. Situation eventually rectified. Afterwards, I asked the police if I would have gotten in trouble for defending myself.
    They didn't give me a yay or nay, but got the impression they were none too happy dealing with them on a regular basis. And they were the worst type of creeps.
     
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    The porn slippers bothered me about 20 years ago but they’ve tamed down quite a bit, IMHO.

    A funny thing happened last summer. I was walking from TI to V/P and I was just about at the escalator when for some reason I made eye contact with a porn slapper. He looked like Cheech Marin and I gave him a double take out of pure instinct. When I walked past him, eyes now fully averted, he says “Hey buddy, here ya go, just in case you wannna get laid.” ‘Just in case’..........I chuckled about that all trip and can’t walk past there without a grin on my face.

    :peace: :beer:
     
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    I'm trying to get the complete collection of porn cards.
     
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    I'm ready for my next strip walk


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    Um...

    Are we sure it wasn't a tourist who grabbed a handful of porn slapper cards and started handing them out for funzies and pics?

    Not saying I've ever done it......
     
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    I never had issues with porn slappers but as @UKFanatic mentioned it’s always “others” kiosks sales people, club promoters, time share etc.... Errr!!!!! Especially in downtown area the worst I think.
     
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    Looks like Porn slappers, on your "Purge List"
     
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  19. Glenn357M

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    When I don't want to be bothered or bother them I just point to my ear like I can't hear. They give up quick. On the other hand I collected at least 100 of those cards one evening just messing with those folks.
     
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    I'll trade you 2 Stacy's for a Cinnamon.
     
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