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Degen gambling and drinking...... Restroom needs....

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by mason, Nov 3, 2016.

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  1. mason

    mason Low-Roller

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    After a few hours of playing slots and drinking like a sailor on leave on shore, I decide to head over to the craps table and buy-in. I lay my 3 crisp $100 dollar bills on the table, between shooters, and collect my chips. I place my table minimum bet on the pass line. The CW brings drinks on the regular, roughly every 20 minutes. After point is made I place my place bets and enjoy my time at the table and place various bet all while consuming tasty adult beverages. I take restroom breaks as needed as the shooters shoot. The dealers hand me a black cloth to place over my chips while I am away and collect my winnings for me while I am away. I take numerous breaks as shooters take their turn and I drink.

    The dice pass from shooter to shooter as the game goes on until passed to me. I place my pass line bet, set a point and start betting. After shooting for about 40 minutes I start to feel the urge from all the days drinking, but I am the shooter. After shooting for 60 minutes I feel like I am going to burst and tell the dealers that I need to use the restroom, they say no. 70 minutes pass as I shoot, I say I have to go as I start to leak, "we can get u a bucket." 75 minutes, I say enough and walk away from the table and head to the restroom.

    I return to the table is all bad as all players and the dealers are standing around, waiting for me. I walk up to the table, pants wet in the front, and shoot. 7 out. Player at the other end says,"I told you it would happen."

    How would you, if you are a degen gambler handle this situation?
     
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  2. mescalita

    mescalita old and in the way...

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  3. bedaniels

    bedaniels High-Roller

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    Set your empty drinks on the drink rail and discretely drain yourself into them as needed. Tip the waitress well and don't acknowledge her when she gathers the warm full glasses.
     
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  4. mason

    mason Low-Roller

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    does that need a cathater
     
  5. thecarve

    thecarve Misanthrope

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    I'd hold it.

    If I'm rolling for well over an hour - per your example - my reds have become blacks and my greens and blacks have become purples and yellows. No way in hell I'm walking away from that. Damn the bladder pain.
     
  6. mason

    mason Low-Roller

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    It was an awsome roll and I was, just didn't want to be emarassed, in the end I was
     
  7. mason

    mason Low-Roller

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    So in the future do u recomend adult diaperes or a cathater
     
  8. Geogran

    Geogran texas yankee

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    EEWWWW........leaky britches...... Depends to the rescue.
     
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  9. Electroguy563

    Electroguy563 Over-Fried Gambler

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    I'd gladly piss my pants if I could go on a heater like that....
     
  10. Richard Alpert

    Richard Alpert LOST

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    I would just go with the flow...
     
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  11. woodsie

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    I love a heater as much as the next guy but your probability of Seven on the next toss are always 1 in 6 no matter how good it's been. I'd pass the dice and go use the restroom if I just couldn't take it anymore.
     
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  12. Sniff009

    Sniff009 Low-Roller

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    Just remember, you could always buy a new pair of pants with your winnings ;)
     
  13. Its Only Money

    Its Only Money VIP Whale

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    I've never been on a 75 minute roll, but I have had to go while I've had the dice. I will always just hold it until I 7 out.
     
  14. Electroguy563

    Electroguy563 Over-Fried Gambler

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    Come to think of it, I'd gladly piss my pants even if I WASN'T the shooter! No way I'd miss that heater!!!
     
  15. gotChopin

    gotChopin Low-Roller

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    For some reason I read your reply as " you could always buy a new pair of parts with your winnings" , I thought wow how much do you need to win in order to have that operation?
     
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  16. mason

    mason Low-Roller

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    Ok, from what I am hearing, if I ever get lucky enough to go on a heater like that, perception be damned and just relax the bladder and the rest will work itself out as I collect the chips. I was worried of embarrassing my self. Embrace the degen and live as if noone is watching/cares. We only care about the win and everything else is just how we get there......
     
  17. mason

    mason Low-Roller

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    that was funny
     
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    Oh my gosh, now I know why the casinos pick dark, busy carpets...

    Reminds me of when a VMBer was saying they sat in a wet seat, and I figured they were being paranoid, it had to be a drink. Lesson learned, I will now seat check before sitting down... :p
     
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  19. TIMSPEED

    TIMSPEED The biggest Degenerate on VMB

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    I shot for like 2.5 hours once....oddly enough I didn't have to use the bathroom.
     
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    Dang you... you beat me to it. ;) Plus most hotels have dry cleaning. :)
     
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