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Comp yo self, but also let the casino comp you, fool! CP/Luxor 4/16-???

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by MCann, Apr 15, 2021.

  1. MCann

    MCann VIP Whale

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    My Trip Report

    Well hello again mo#;#;#,rs! I worked all day today, like a sucker, as I watched TRs spring up from all these other basta.... errr friends on VMB headed out today! I thought I picked a thoroughly random time to finally make it back to Vegas after a way too long absence, but looks like we have a real stand-out crowd of degenerates headed that way meow!

    So I had a long and busy day, capped off by some genius adding a 4pm to 5pm conference call with a vendor trying to sell us more software. I dont think I can hear the words "empowers" or "facilitates" one more time today without rupturing a vein in my head!

    But ya know what, kids? I did a thing right before that meeting; I checked in for a flight to Vegas!

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    So hey, it could be worse. This means I have less than 12 to 14 hours until I absolutely have to start packing for travel!

    I'm real exhausted and jealous of all the real degenerates en route nowww for the weekend, but this time tomorrow I should be on my last flight bound for LAS for an unfortunate 8pm arrival, then thumb a ride over to Caesars Palace. And you know what? As tired and jealous as I am of the people already there and en route now, this clip from back when a 13 year old needed talent to make it big in entertainment sums up how I'm feeling right now pretty well. To be continued eventually...
     
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  2. Colesc15

    Colesc15 High-Roller

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    So many trip reports! I love it! Good luck!
     
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  3. TiffyChick

    TiffyChick High-Roller

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    Yay!!! Have a blast. Looking forward to reading your shenanigans. :p
     
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  4. Johnzimbo

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    Good luck and come on guys let's make sure Mcann's report gets more posts than the one by that lady friend of his
     
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  5. Astribling

    Astribling Alice In Casinoland

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    Good luck and safe travels!
     
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  6. Texaschameleon

    Texaschameleon Low-Roller

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    I am sooooo jealous that I will miss you and @luck.ofthe.draw this time around by only a few days but will follow along on your great Vegas adventures.
     
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  7. MCann

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    Mine will be longer, so sad day if it doesnt have more posts :thumbsup: not that it wont happen lol
     
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    Alright. I’m going to help out......

    Good luck this weekend!!!
     
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  9. NCAAHoops

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    Any weekend is a good weekend to be in Vegas. Let us know which sluts show you more love. Will it be CET or Mlife? Good luck and enjoy the weekend
     
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  10. MCann

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    Well, so far, I have Caesars Palace weighing in with an Octavius Room and $50 freeplay, but for a weekend. And in the midweek corner, Luxor weighs in with a room exactly 3x the square footage, 3x the toilets, more beds, a dining room, a wet bar, a fridge, and something like $400 in freeplay and RC. Price for each is $0.00 out the door (this is the part about letting the casino comp you). So Caesars is fighting uphill here, and I think they'll need at very least a solid handpay on at least one slut to have any chance at the knockout. 3 slut handpays and they'll get the TKO.
     
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  11. TiffyChick

    TiffyChick High-Roller

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    All this talk about sluts has me thinking this thread should be moved to the after-dark section. :blink:

    *Auto-correct is doing no favors for anyone here.*. :rolleyes::D
     
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  12. NCAAHoops

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    Doubtful CET could knock any one out these days. LOL the cheap A$$s!!! Hopefully they will not make you run around for "free" drinks when you are out there.
     
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  13. MCann

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    Mine was not auto-correct. I'm on vacation, so I'm just going with the flow! But, to be fair, my auto-correct very rarely does me any favors, and loves to replace properly used, properly spelled words, with words that either arent words at all, or are words but make zero sense in context. Also, I'm convinced the Samsung Android dictionary is crowd sourced from teenagers on the facebooks and snapper chats, because it will sometimes replace my intentional nonsense words with other nonsense words, which google reveals to be rapper names or tween slang.

    Edit: perfect example - I typed "snappy chats" which was auto-corrected to "snapper charts" - and I only noticed the second word, see above
     
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    agreed!
     
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  16. vegas superfan

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    @MCann how is your phone with talk to text? Mine gets nothing right ever. Not sure if Android sucks or if I have more of a Long Island accent than I think and thereby speak with marbles in my mouth.
     
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  17. julia

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    ....I just thought we were talking about breakfast....

    Have a great trip!
     
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  18. LV2GAMBLE

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    Look forward to following along. I enjoy your TR's , especially since I will be there soon, so it puts me 'in the mood'!!! :D
     
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  19. MCann

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    I dont allow the government or internet to listen to my phone. I'm sure they both do, but I dont allow it.
     
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    Suck it, Caesar!
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  20. AyDee

    AyDee is getting too old for this

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    it might not be the perfect spot for this protip,
    but if you are auto correct texting duck too much on IOS,
    create a contact named something like
    (replace d w f)
    ducking duck duck duckface motherducker
    and you may be freed.

    :p;)enjoy, motherduckers.
     
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