Buffoonary at its BEST!

Less than 24 hours aren’t nearly enough to:
1. Be in Vegas, and
2. To enjoy Vegas with new found NSF buddies.

All week long, my so-called buddies have been torturing me with their drunk texting and/ or phonecalls about the wonderful time they were all having. Bastards! That’s all I could call them, Lucky Bastards! But the day came when I could finally join in on the fun! Friday, October 19th. Ahh, what a day! Sun is out bright and shining, air is cool and crisp, and I’m stuck inside the building all day because I failed to call in sick or ask for the day off. I still had to go through torturous day of work before I finally headed out to Vegas.

The time came and I finally got to the airport. Put my name on the stand-by list for the earlier flight seeing as how someone managed to get an earlier flight from San Diego to LV. Oh well…so much for my limo buddy…next time, most definitely. Failed to get on the earlier flight, so now I have way too much time to kill. Fine, I go put on my make-up and have a margarita, or two or three…

Time to board and I’m set to go as I have an A pass and I’m the third one in line. I think, so far so good. A little too ahead of myself because as we were flying, I start feeling really sick and my head is pounding. Try to take a quick nap, but the weirdo next to me keeps talking to himself very loudly. Fine, listened to some Elvis as is my tradition when on my way to Vegas. Woke up to us landing, and seeing the bright lights of Sin City made me feel soooo much better. Get a text from Becky letting me know where she is and I recognize her in a heart beat. We hug, introduce ourselves to each, and next thing I know, I’m holding sperm (drink of some sort within a container that is shaped like sperm). What a great welcome, and that right there made me not regret my decision in coming out, even if only for the night!

We finally get to the Mirage, and I still can't believe I'm in Vegas again! We walk this long ass hallway because apparently they gave Angy the corner suite, but it’s the very last one. Damn never-ending hallway! We finally get to the door, and I'm feeling nervous because I didn't think anyone was gonna be there, hence me wearing this plain top and jeans, definitely not meant to wow them with! I walk in, and it all went away. My new buddies!! I finally get to put a face to their names. It was great!

Finally we decide to go to Carnival Court. My first time there and it was fun! Drinks were flowing, girls were dancing, and music was playing….can’t get any better than that. Time to go, and we head over to IP to play some poker, where I get my ass handed to me, but thanks to Scott and Snerty, they keep me in the game Around 4:30a, we decide we’re hungry and head over to Peppermill for some yummy breakfast. We talk, we drink and we eat! Sun is out, and yeah, time for me to finally hit the hay…afterall, 26 hours of being awake can take a toll on anyone. Well…maybe not Sin or Angy, but most of us :evillaugh

Saturday…very uneventful. Met up with my friend Jesse who took me to the airport, where my flight got delayed for an hour because of the wind! Eventually made it home, and got in trouble for a certain sharpie tattoo….hey, when in Vegas! LOL!

All in all, great night!

Sticky – you left me hanging, but I’ll forgive you cuz I got to meet your fine ass!!!

Angy/ Drea/ Sin – you girls really are the best!

Jer – next time…and remind me to have you place my bets on roulette next time

Marty – damn tall ass m*ther – f*cker!

Scott – you do look like your avatar!

Snerty – you fine thing you!

Ken – do you remember meeting me? :evillaugh

Lynnie – loved my straw…thanks babe!

Darnae – I expect to see you at the next event!

Mikey – you got me in trouble! Thanks

Here are a few pics for you to enjoy....


Hot Mama's


Marty working some VooDoo magic on Shock


Random but oh so fun!


Last but CERTAINLY not Least

 

good times

Sounds like good times Angel Sperm ?

 

I brought you a Sperm...

Filled with a very yummy vanilla creme liqueur, fyi.

 

Great report! But I must edit the title, since the use of "it's" when you mean "its" is my biggest pet peeve.

It's Friday. Is it time for spermies yet?

 

Do what you must Hoya, but i understand, its like "where" vs. "were" and "to" vs. "too" :evillaugh

And it is ALWAYS time for spermie shots!

 

spermies

aha...I need to get me some of those spermies...

 

Are you trying to raise HH's blood pressure?

Hey I just discovered a new Smilie in the list...



It would get a lot more use on this board if the kiss was a little more south. :evillaugh

 

Glad someone caught it! LOL

 

I caught it, and I was very very tempted to go edit that as well

 

HH

 

Girl, simply stated: YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!:banana: It was great to meet you, great to party with you and wonderful to share a room with you! Until March.....

 

You're darn right next time.. Sorry it didn't work out!!!!!

And no, I think it was you who was the lucky one for me...

See you next time for sure!

 

nice tr. sounds like a good time.

 

Didn't you know? That's one of the fantastic uses of Vodka

Glad you made it out, but the time was way too short. You only got a slight taste of what this crazy bunch is capable of.

And using the Wayback machine...

Take a rain check?

 

Nice pics, S. I've never seen sperm close up before. Perhaps we'll cross paths in March

 

Remind me never to go to an MD from whatever medical school graduated you

Every time I see that spermie photo, I laugh. Where are they from? CK, did you buy the containers somewhere and fill them or buy them with the liquor?

 

Lee's had a plastic tub filled with perhaps a dozen or so spermies (pre-filled) for $22.95. They had a TON of them - so many that we remarked they must have bought them in massive bulk, but why weren't they passing the savings on to us, the consumer? They were for sale both refrigerated and room temperature. The liqueur inside was good, along the line of Baileys but more vanilla flavored, but better when chilled.

Added bonus to the spermie pic: airport carpet fix for those who need it.

 

WTG Sandra. It's not always like that ... well, actually it is.

 

Great TR and it looked like you had a great time. Once again you prove that 24 hours in Vegas is better than 24 hours anywhere else.

 

Short and sweet with great pics. Sometimes the fly-in, fly-out overnighters are the most fun and memorable.