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Brothel prices?

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by Mider999, Feb 3, 2019.

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  1. DaiLun

    DaiLun R.C., L.C., and A.A.N.G.

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    Maybe that's what it means to you, but a "starfish" in universally known among my crew as a "dead f**k".
     
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  2. Breeze147

    Breeze147 Button Man

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    Hmm, that’s what I usually get.
     
  3. davidcyndi

    davidcyndi MIA

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    In Dailun land you can have your dead fuck. Everyone else will stick with its an asshole.
     
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  4. telero

    telero Tourist

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    The urban dictionary definition of Starfish is what DaiLun said. The urban dictionary definition of Chocolate Starfish is what you're thinking of. With the right girl for the right money, you can probably get both.
     
  5. kimbaed

    kimbaed Tourist

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    I'll go with the Urban Dictionary definition. Apparently not everyone else thinks it means an asshole.
     
  6. Travel Fanatic

    Travel Fanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    Silly me. All this time I thought it meant a marine animal with five extended arms
     
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  7. Drewm1972

    Drewm1972 VIP Whale

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    Yes... I understand what you say here....I been to Vegas probably 50+ plus times.., much as it’s tempting I just can not pay for the “service” my main reason; I seen some these girls they are in the industry and man...lol they need to pay me for the service and they need to pay me $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$*1000 Lol.
     
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  8. Hoofy7

    Hoofy7 VIP Whale

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    Me too! Lol
    According to my husband, all women are prostitutes because we all cost money. Lol He said nothing is free!
    But on a serious note, those saying men go to brothels because they don’t like rejection or lack self confidence, have you ever thought you are trying to pick up the wrong girl? Women feel the same way and may have less confidence overall than men. I am terribly shy and unless I was on martini #5, I’d never have the confidence to approach a guy.
     
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  9. 3544quebec

    3544quebec High-Roller

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    Indeed , and I know of no beast that can grow its anus back again if you cut it off which makes a true starfish a far superior creature to any others being discussed in this thread (even ignoring the fact that it could make $700 x5 at the same time, providing one of the services mentioned earlier)
     
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  10. bobby jones

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    Rumour has it Richard Alpert just prefers a cuttlefish....
     
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  11. SH0CK

    SH0CK Stylin' and Profilin' Quasi Tech Admin

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    Um... we've veered about as far off topic as we can. :lock:
     
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