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Best TR Opening Line?

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Past, present, or future....

"Taxiing for takeoff, Ms. Jolie turned to me and calmly suggested that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."

"Steve and I were not originally planning to room together but when I received word of his significant losses, I generously offered Mr. Wynn the rollaway."

"I was quietly negotiating the oilpan in place when from out of the corner of my eye I saw a van drive up with some folks with big balloons and a man with a big cardboard check in his lap."

"I was enjoying som witty banter with Lacy and Vegas Jer when the elevator doors opened and in stepped the Coors Light twins."

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The now-legendary "left turn" one works for me...

And from the "pro" division: "We were just outside of Barstow in the desert..."

[ March 10, 2005, 05:48 AM: Message edited by: doctor_al ]
 
Bend over Wendover, I'm a gonna poker!

A report that never got written in November...
 
Oh yeah Baz, that actually is my favorite...

We all thought that meant.. Well, you know what we thought!

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."
 
"As the Limo pulled away, I realized that my life would be different from here on in......Yes, I was scared, maybe not scared so much but really wondering...... but it's Vegas, nothing bad can happen here....
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well let me tell you.......


I just wish I could remember her name.....
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Ken, thread jacking here, but Tiger Woods is now one of my clients. He is building a small place in Jackson Hole.

[ March 10, 2005, 11:22 AM: Message edited by: bazootch ]
 
Baz...

I am a little lost here, one message started with Bend over and the next one said TW was a "client". What is it you do exactly? :D

Sorry, I am in a rare mood this afternoon.
 
A toll booth? Now what will that asshole think of next?
Has anyone got a dime???
Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes!
 
Pimp is correct. I am a pimp, but it's slightly bigger than rollerblades...
 
Sh0ck, not only was that authentic frontier gibberish, it shows a courage little seen in this day and age.

Rarin'

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My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alteratives :cool:
 
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