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BeeeJay's January Trip Report

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by BeeeJay, Jan 26, 2010.

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  1. throwbackid

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    Man, you do it up right. I have the same 2k per night roll but mine never turns into 5 figures usually goes into the 3 figure range. I'm going to play some $5 VP and see if hit one of the 10K jackpots maybe even 40K if the miracle royal comes up. If I ever catch up to you in Vegas the first 3 songs with the girl of your choice at the Rhino are on me, just to show you my appreciation for your reports. Bought a crappy digital camera to start documenting my trips a lot better then I do now. Good luck bud, may you see a ton of the #17.
     
  2. Clemi

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    Go get em boys! Low rollers indeed! Best of luck, looking forward to the rest of the story!
     
  3. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    ok its getting ugly early, but luckily I'm not one to go ugly early. back in the room now dropping off Gaggles stuff, he's showering so I've got a few minutes.

    And I must share my first "vegas" story of the trip:

    I had to literally point out my wedding ring at the BJ table when I first sat down to play. It didn't even phase this drunk bachelorette party cougar, right in front of the dealer and pit boss and other players she says "...soooo does that mean you can't get drunk and F*%&?"

    BeeeJay's response...

    "give me one of those cigarettes so I can think about it"

    I smoked 2 drags, it was a Marlboro Red. I asked if she had any Capri's.

    Played some BJ won $125, flipped $25 to the cocktail waitress for two packs of cigs and a round of comped drinks and RAN LIKE THE WIND while the sketchy milf was in the restroom. I barely waited til she was out of earshot to say "color up".

    BTW I did of course offer up Gaggles as a human sacrifice to the cougars. :evillaugh Guessing he wants NO PART of that but hey at least he's a single man.

    Ok so gambling so far, roulette started bad, got better and I cashed out and hit my freeplay. I couldn't hit anything big like a 17, 20, or 32 but I hit a couple of my mid-rangers, 5 and 28 plus three 29's to keep ammo in the gun. I finally hit a 28 with 3 on it and a 5 with 3 on it (3 nickels=$525 payout) and gotta out dodge even.

    Got my $275 freeplay activated and put in $100 cash with it. The machine worked me up to $365 but then I foolishly took that over to the $33K progressive $5 machine and got Hoovered.

    Text from Gaggles and now back in room. Plan is check in at Flamingo...haha...guess we won't be using that after the upgrade to Bellagio penthouse with connector.

    VIP lounge is manned by Jose tonight who has mixed me up a couple nice goose n sodas so we are being WELL taken care off.

    Ok I need to find a bucket of cold water to pour on gaggles in the shower, hold on I would have to see him naked to do that....uh uh....I'll wait til the cocktail waitresses get here.

    BTW....vegas is REALLY dead for a weekend, worst I've seen it in a while. guess thats why my low roller ass is upgraded.

    Jason---Gaggles says: :Þ:Þ:Þ:Þ
     
  4. ronc

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    Enjoying the report...

    as usual!!

    Good luck!!
     
  5. JNCVH

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    Bart- tell Gaggles at least he isn't up here freezing in -25 degree Celsius, yes Celsius weather. Even though your big win lucky charm isn't with you this time I did step outside of my diet box and had a straight up Crown Royal last night while reading your report in your honor- the pool weather muscle fest will be on in April! Tell Gaggles :cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss: CHASER!
     
  6. VegasDiva

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    well its 545 AM vegas time as I type this wonder what those two were upto all night hehehe , Im sure we won't have to wait too long :evillaugh

    What kind of room did you get at the Flamingo?
     
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    :haha::haha::woohoo::woot:

    just too funny
     
  9. JSR1968

    JSR1968 Low-Roller

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    I'm not trying to steal anyones thunder but BeeeJay posted a pic of a pretty good hit on his FB page a few hours ago...
     
  10. BeeeJay

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    this graph is causing dangerous levels of laughter amongst gaggles...beeejay...and some unnamed harrahs employees of the smokin hot persuasion.....chuck gaggles says you are partying with us in vegas asap!

    btw we r just now headed back to bellagio and w2s and hundos are in the wallet....but only about the same number as i started with...but fn chaser ill be happy with my lucky quad deuce hit comeback on $5 double double....wow. no more goose...no more red bull...more liver cells please.
     
  11. JNCVH

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    You better decrease the blow level and increase the handpay level and since you are doing that you better increase the hooker level for Gaggles.
     
  12. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    i locked myself in my bedroom, these chicks are CRAZY!!!!

    pooor gaggles, someone has to take one for the team! :ssst:
     
  13. serenasea

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    ....my very first post on this forum to say THANK YOU for this thread, BeeeJay. One of your trip reports is the perfect way to end a dreary January!
     
  14. JNCVH

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    Yeah that is what Gaggles is good for. Since you found them at Flamingo make sure they remove their teeth first!:eek:
     
  15. BeeeJay

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    the rooms at the flamingo were atrocious!

    here is that lifeline $2K handpay....

    [​IMG]

    no clue who these people are....

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  16. BeeeJay

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    so i guess what happened was we went to Flamingo and checked in. Its very musty throughout the hotel as they must have had some leakage with the big rains last week.

    then we went to Bally's and played some ms stud and then carny crap paytable VP where I made back my losses and paid for some future losses with a quick chaser move up to 8/5 $5 DDB and hit those quad ducks.

    at 3 we hitched a ride with some going-off-duty employees to Tuscany where I proceed to take money from the roulette table---couple $350 wins (max bet $10 so really net $220), and the blackjack table where I got impatient and bet $220 on a hand and of course got dealt 11 vs a 3 and had to pull a 10 on my $440 double down bet---and gave that money to their blood sucking video poker machines, alhtough apparantly we were there until daylight.

    got driven back to Bellagio and joined by some friends for a few drinks in the penthouse and somehow some sort of "kicking" contest started and now I am locked in my room going to bed at 7:42 am.....its all fuzzy and vague I just remember the valet asking the girls how long it would be they look at gaggles and say 45 seconds to a minute. lol.:evillaugh

    well i may be out for about 10-12 hrs now...:wave:
     
  17. vegasmacker

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    hahahaha, Tuscany may be Gaggles favorite new casino!
     
  18. BeeeJay

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    all i can piece together that makes any sense at this point is that the chicken must have eaten the tiger and the baby took the chicken with him in the cop car......beyond that all we have is a smoldering mess. ouch....it hurts to exist...

    ....need.....

    ...water....

    ...gatoraid....

    ...poweraid...

    some kind o' aid.

    I'm looking for tire marks on my body in the mirror.

    What the hell HAPPENED last night?

    on a serious note I just had a flash of a guy at 6ish am at a blackjack table who said he was getting married in 10 hrs. I don't remember his name, but we all called him doug.

    as for Gaggles, who knows, I see a shut and hopefully to go......ahhhhposer turned out to be alone!

    ok i'm off to scout out so me $5 $33K progressive DDB VP. It's time to get rich or die tryin'!
     
  19. VegasGirl80

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    Lurked far too long on these famous "live and in Vegas" reports. The time has come to chime in. You can sleep when you are dead, BeeeJay! I realize the machine has to idle in neutral at some point but not for no stinkin'
    10-12 hours. :) Your fellow Vegas degenerates need their fix. I thought it was bad enough my husband is leaving for Vegas tomorrow and I am not and to add insult to injury you are temporarily out of order(wait, you are always out of order and that is why I love your reports)! :nworthy:

    Rest(goodness knows you deserve it), rinse, and repeat.
     
  20. biggump22

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    Doug on the BJ tables getting married? Who wants to be his spotter?

    Just say away from the the Doug at the liquor store. Looks like a straight shooter, but is dangerous in the long run.
     
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