Bathroom Bitch and Ice Boy!

Larry is now my Bathroom Bitch! Marty is my Ice Boy!

Let’s start with Thursday night. I met up with the “party†at IP in one of the Penthouse Suites. So I met up with Jer, Angy and Sin. We were heading to Mix (Mandalay Bay) to check it out. Next thing ya know, we're in an Excursion Limo with all the right people…..You all know who you are….no need to name names now, must protect the innocent…..and the guilty!

We get to Mix and we get led around the mulberry bush to finally get in the slowest warmest moving elevator in the world to go to the 62nd floor, I think. The view was incredible but the vibe was NOT happening. There wasn’t any music (worth hearing) but to be looking north of the strip with wonderful friends made it all worth it.

The women’s restroom in stall #1 they have a floor to ceiling window. OMG, this was strange on many levels. One being, if someone had binoculars they could totally see me pee and who doesn’t bring binoculars to Vegas? (hee hee).

Later in the night I had to pee again (damn alcohol) and I ended up in stall #3, holy crap there is a spotlight in there and I could see little floaty things in the air. I had to totally share this with everyone when I got outta there and (here’s where the Bathroom Bitch comes in) Larry said he wanted to see the floaty’s. So we wrangled Sin to be a diversion to the attendant so I can sneak him in there. We waited patiently (as patient as drunks can wait, possible 10 seconds) and we bolt into the stall, I swear the attendant went Kung Fu on that door and was going to Karate Chop us. She yelled “you can’t have boys in hereâ€. So I said “Larry’s not a boyâ€. So we hurriedly leave the bathroom later to find out Sin is not in tow…eventually she comes out and says the lady was questioning her if I was her friend and that I couldn’t have boys in the bathroom….of course she said “she had a boy in here?" Gotta love that girl!

Next was a trip downtown…..we made it to the stage danced a bit and then moved on to Binions to have some food. They have good French Onion but it is not the best I have had. Chris, our server, I think was glad to finally see us leave. We laughed and had some good conversation, So Larry……How many numbers did you hit? The server brought a piece of cake and we sang Happy Birthday to Becky and moved on.

About 12:30-ish, I then headed home (via the Pub) and made it home and in bed at 2:30, just to get up at 5:30 and be to work at 7:00…

Friday night (I was hoping to take a powernap before heading out, that wasn’t happening) I had to get ready to drink more this night. I get ready and meet up with everyone at Angy’s PHS. I immediately am handed a shot of Patron and I pour myself a margarita too. Becky and I have a shot of Buttershots (Yummy). We all drank, talked and laughed. Then it was time for the limo ride…What can be said about the limo ride? There were plenty of lap dances and enough alcohol (for me anyway) to go around. Sin still gives the best lap dance. I totally need my space to get mine on as good as she does. Next time we get the party van (the ones with the poles in the isle) and It's on girl....and guys too if you are there. Sin…YOU ROCK GIRL!!!

We stopped at the Welcome sign and then back in the limo for some more “funâ€, then dropped Sin off at Bellagio and off to IP. Headed back to Angy’s room and it was cleared out except for a few guys. So we got our drink on some more and laughed and had a good time. Some things that went on in this time frame fall under the phrase “What happens here, stays hereâ€. Good Times is all that needs to be said at this point.

Next was a trip downtown to meet up with everyone else. Sin and I catch a cab and find them at MSS having dinner. I ordered the Fettuccini Alfredo with chicken. Oh and let me not forget to mention Marty in the IP robe sitting at the table at MSS. You have seen the picture of him in the hot tub with the robe. Now let me give you the visual. Imagine a guy 6’ 6†(maybe more) wearing a robe made for a person of normal height…..YEP….it looked like a lab coat on him. I laughed about that well into the next day and it still brings a smile to my face. Thanks Marty…..we’ll always have the IP and “iceâ€.
About 3:30 or so Sin and I caught a cab back to Harrah’s and I headed home from there. The next day I woke up with “Lap Dance Legs†and could barely make it up the stairs from sore muscles. Still recovering now come to think of it, and it is Tuesday.

MM3 was a good time. The thing I like the best about large groups of people are when you are tired of one group….you move on to the next. Good Times and Good Friends!

Great to see everyone I know I love and to meet knew people I have grown to love. Can't wait til we get that many of us in town again.

Just a few more months and it is ON again for Drunkbowl 7.

 

I think I'm beginning to understand some of the comments left on my answering machine now...

 

So I wake up this am all tired (dreams of Vegas dancing in my head), thinking....ugh, only 1.5 more days of work b4 Vegas. I can handle that.

Once at work I quickly log on to see if there are any new trip reports...hot dog, there are, this morning might not be so dull after all!

I loved your report........hilarious:
"I swear the attendant went Kung Fu on that door and was going to Karate Chop us. She yelled “you can’t have boys in hereâ€. So I said “Larry’s not a boyâ€."
Good thing I'm by myself, a big belly laugh would be kinda hard to explain since accounting isn't at all funny!

Thanks to all who take the time to post there reports. You all seem like an extremely fun group. Maybe I could convince my husband that meeting a bunch of strangers in Vegas for MM4 isn't so crazy after all.

 

Laughter... the gift that keeps on giving!

Thanks for the kind words Tonya. Glad I was much more into the spirit of things this time around and able to make you laugh. You probably were thinking, "who is this guy, and what did they do to the quiet guy I met last October?"

Take care and let's do it again.

ICEMAN

 

I was wondering about that myself!!

Great to see you again Marty - I'll be in touch about Wisconsin Dells. I'm sure John & I will be there at some point. Maybe Al or Angy or both can join us and have some blackjack and alcohol-fueled craziness at Ho-Chunk.

 

Enjoyable read, Tonya. Your accounts of the Mix BR bring back memories of the time I lost my binoculars; but that's another story....

 

Concise and to the point. I forgot about the bathroom windows of Mix. On the guys side, naturally the urinals weren't transparent, but still quite the effect to essentially be peeing off the side of a 64 story tower. Also forgot about dancing on Fremont... probably better that way, doc has no rhythm even when he has coordination...

 

Tonya you kick ass girlfriend! I can't wait to do it all over again...and soon! Just be a good girl for a while so's you can get away from the house you naughty lady!

 

Geat report............I had to explain to the people in the LVC who the giant sitting next to me in the robe was. The next comment from them was I don't think we need to know the story behind it.....TOOOOOOOO FUNNY The Giant and the Midget!

 

Ummmmm... we danced on Fremont Street before Binion's? Oh boy, gotta review the tape on this one as there is no memory of it at all. Uh oh...

 

I forgot about those urinals as well. Definately the best view while relieving that I've ever come accross. Great report Tonya. It was nice seeing you again at Mix even though we didn't chat much. Larry in the chicks bathroom getting the kung-fu put down on him is too freaking funny. Where was I when this was happening?... oh yea, I was talking to a hooker.

 

Well done. I was hoping to cross paths with you at some point, but it wasn't in cards. We'll have to together. Check out the margaritas at Ricardo's or something...

 

You bet VB anytime, I'll PM you my cell #.

 

Sounds like a great time.

Floaty things in the ladies bathroom at Mix? Okay... wrong image, but I'm gonna have to go ninja and check it out for myself.

 

I have a sneaking suspicion that "floaty things" = ordinary dust plus a spotlight in the ceiling. I hated to break up their fun though...

 

I dunno....those floaty things sure scared the hell out me though.....

 

They scared me too.....I needed an eye witness for it. Thanks again Larry, it was good fun. Promise not to "join" you in anymore bathrooms.....unless you request it.

 

Yeah, but you're the one who needed an escort between MSS and Plaza!

 

Super report, Tonya...made me lol

It's always so fun seeing you, but you gotta quit getting grounded. Next time I'm in town we need to hang out a little more