Vegas Tonya
Margarita Connoisseur
Larry is now my Bathroom Bitch! Marty is my Ice Boy!
Let’s start with Thursday night. I met up with the “party†at IP in one of the Penthouse Suites. So I met up with Jer, Angy and Sin. We were heading to Mix (Mandalay Bay) to check it out. Next thing ya know, we're in an Excursion Limo with all the right people…..You all know who you are….no need to name names now, must protect the innocent…..and the guilty!
We get to Mix and we get led around the mulberry bush to finally get in the slowest warmest moving elevator in the world to go to the 62nd floor, I think. The view was incredible but the vibe was NOT happening. There wasn’t any music (worth hearing) but to be looking north of the strip with wonderful friends made it all worth it.
The women’s restroom in stall #1 they have a floor to ceiling window. OMG, this was strange on many levels. One being, if someone had binoculars they could totally see me pee and who doesn’t bring binoculars to Vegas? (hee hee).
Later in the night I had to pee again (damn alcohol) and I ended up in stall #3, holy crap there is a spotlight in there and I could see little floaty things in the air. I had to totally share this with everyone when I got outta there and (here’s where the Bathroom Bitch comes in) Larry said he wanted to see the floaty’s. So we wrangled Sin to be a diversion to the attendant so I can sneak him in there. We waited patiently (as patient as drunks can wait, possible 10 seconds) and we bolt into the stall, I swear the attendant went Kung Fu on that door and was going to Karate Chop us. She yelled “you can’t have boys in hereâ€. So I said “Larry’s not a boyâ€.
So we hurriedly leave the bathroom later to find out Sin is not in tow…eventually she comes out and says the lady was questioning her if I was her friend and that I couldn’t have boys in the bathroom….of course she said “she had a boy in here?" Gotta love that girl!
Next was a trip downtown…..we made it to the stage danced a bit and then moved on to Binions to have some food. They have good French Onion but it is not the best I have had. Chris, our server, I think was glad to finally see us leave. We laughed and had some good conversation, So Larry……How many numbers did you hit?
The server brought a piece of cake and we sang Happy Birthday to Becky and moved on.
About 12:30-ish, I then headed home (via the Pub) and made it home and in bed at 2:30, just to get up at 5:30 and be to work at 7:00…
Friday night (I was hoping to take a powernap before heading out, that wasn’t happening) I had to get ready to drink more this night. I get ready and meet up with everyone at Angy’s PHS. I immediately am handed a shot of Patron and I pour myself a margarita too. Becky and I have a shot of Buttershots (Yummy). We all drank, talked and laughed. Then it was time for the limo ride…What can be said about the limo ride? There were plenty of lap dances and enough alcohol (for me anyway) to go around. Sin still gives the best lap dance. I totally need my space to get mine on as good as she does. Next time we get the party van (the ones with the poles in the isle) and It's on girl....and guys too if you are there. Sin…YOU ROCK GIRL!!!
We stopped at the Welcome sign and then back in the limo for some more “funâ€, then dropped Sin off at Bellagio and off to IP. Headed back to Angy’s room and it was cleared out except for a few guys. So we got our drink on some more and laughed and had a good time. Some things that went on in this time frame fall under the phrase “What happens here, stays hereâ€. Good Times is all that needs to be said at this point.
Next was a trip downtown to meet up with everyone else. Sin and I catch a cab and find them at MSS having dinner. I ordered the Fettuccini Alfredo with chicken. Oh and let me not forget to mention Marty in the IP robe sitting at the table at MSS. You have seen the picture of him in the hot tub with the robe. Now let me give you the visual. Imagine a guy 6’ 6†(maybe more) wearing a robe made for a person of normal height…..YEP….it looked like a lab coat on him. I laughed about that well into the next day and it still brings a smile to my face. Thanks Marty…..we’ll always have the IP and “iceâ€.
About 3:30 or so Sin and I caught a cab back to Harrah’s and I headed home from there. The next day I woke up with “Lap Dance Legs†and could barely make it up the stairs from sore muscles. Still recovering now come to think of it, and it is Tuesday.
MM3 was a good time. The thing I like the best about large groups of people are when you are tired of one group….you move on to the next. Good Times and Good Friends!
Great to see everyone I know I love and to meet knew people I have grown to love. Can't wait til we get that many of us in town again.
Just a few more months and it is ON again for Drunkbowl 7.
Let’s start with Thursday night. I met up with the “party†at IP in one of the Penthouse Suites. So I met up with Jer, Angy and Sin. We were heading to Mix (Mandalay Bay) to check it out. Next thing ya know, we're in an Excursion Limo with all the right people…..You all know who you are….no need to name names now, must protect the innocent…..and the guilty!
We get to Mix and we get led around the mulberry bush to finally get in the slowest warmest moving elevator in the world to go to the 62nd floor, I think. The view was incredible but the vibe was NOT happening. There wasn’t any music (worth hearing) but to be looking north of the strip with wonderful friends made it all worth it.
The women’s restroom in stall #1 they have a floor to ceiling window. OMG, this was strange on many levels. One being, if someone had binoculars they could totally see me pee and who doesn’t bring binoculars to Vegas? (hee hee).
Later in the night I had to pee again (damn alcohol) and I ended up in stall #3, holy crap there is a spotlight in there and I could see little floaty things in the air. I had to totally share this with everyone when I got outta there and (here’s where the Bathroom Bitch comes in) Larry said he wanted to see the floaty’s. So we wrangled Sin to be a diversion to the attendant so I can sneak him in there. We waited patiently (as patient as drunks can wait, possible 10 seconds) and we bolt into the stall, I swear the attendant went Kung Fu on that door and was going to Karate Chop us. She yelled “you can’t have boys in hereâ€. So I said “Larry’s not a boyâ€.
So we hurriedly leave the bathroom later to find out Sin is not in tow…eventually she comes out and says the lady was questioning her if I was her friend and that I couldn’t have boys in the bathroom….of course she said “she had a boy in here?" Gotta love that girl!Next was a trip downtown…..we made it to the stage danced a bit and then moved on to Binions to have some food. They have good French Onion but it is not the best I have had. Chris, our server, I think was glad to finally see us leave. We laughed and had some good conversation, So Larry……How many numbers did you hit?
The server brought a piece of cake and we sang Happy Birthday to Becky and moved on. About 12:30-ish, I then headed home (via the Pub) and made it home and in bed at 2:30, just to get up at 5:30 and be to work at 7:00…
Friday night (I was hoping to take a powernap before heading out, that wasn’t happening) I had to get ready to drink more this night. I get ready and meet up with everyone at Angy’s PHS. I immediately am handed a shot of Patron and I pour myself a margarita too. Becky and I have a shot of Buttershots (Yummy). We all drank, talked and laughed. Then it was time for the limo ride…What can be said about the limo ride? There were plenty of lap dances and enough alcohol (for me anyway) to go around. Sin still gives the best lap dance. I totally need my space to get mine on as good as she does. Next time we get the party van (the ones with the poles in the isle) and It's on girl....and guys too if you are there. Sin…YOU ROCK GIRL!!!
We stopped at the Welcome sign and then back in the limo for some more “funâ€, then dropped Sin off at Bellagio and off to IP. Headed back to Angy’s room and it was cleared out except for a few guys. So we got our drink on some more and laughed and had a good time. Some things that went on in this time frame fall under the phrase “What happens here, stays hereâ€. Good Times is all that needs to be said at this point.
Next was a trip downtown to meet up with everyone else. Sin and I catch a cab and find them at MSS having dinner. I ordered the Fettuccini Alfredo with chicken. Oh and let me not forget to mention Marty in the IP robe sitting at the table at MSS. You have seen the picture of him in the hot tub with the robe. Now let me give you the visual. Imagine a guy 6’ 6†(maybe more) wearing a robe made for a person of normal height…..YEP….it looked like a lab coat on him. I laughed about that well into the next day and it still brings a smile to my face. Thanks Marty…..we’ll always have the IP and “iceâ€.
About 3:30 or so Sin and I caught a cab back to Harrah’s and I headed home from there. The next day I woke up with “Lap Dance Legs†and could barely make it up the stairs from sore muscles. Still recovering now come to think of it, and it is Tuesday.
MM3 was a good time. The thing I like the best about large groups of people are when you are tired of one group….you move on to the next. Good Times and Good Friends!
Great to see everyone I know I love and to meet knew people I have grown to love. Can't wait til we get that many of us in town again.
Just a few more months and it is ON again for Drunkbowl 7.
Good thing I'm by myself, a big belly laugh would be kinda hard to explain since accounting isn't at all funny!
