Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light turned green and the walk signal came on. Ha Ha! Ha...... Ha. I'll come back tomorrow with another bad joke of the day.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
If a sheep is called a ram, and a donkey is called an ass, why is a ram in the ass called a goose? (Okay, I'll shut up!)
The Minnesota Twins season. That's a joke in and of itself! I'm going next Sunday to potentially witness the Twins' 100th loss--or something close to that. (Really, I'm going for a good time with buddies and a load of complimentary food.) I will also be going with notes of jokes from this thread to share while we're dining--and maybe watching some baseball! So, thanks for the bad jokes, everyone!!! RICHARD
A man rounded a city corner one day to find a man in a trench coat jumping up and down on a manhole cover exclaiming, “Twenty-one! Twenty-one! Twenty-one!” As the first man walked closer to the jumping man he became intrigued by the repeated chanting and the smile on the jumping man’s face. “Are you having fun there, mister?” “Yes. Want to try?” asked the jumper. “Sure do!” The jumping man stopped jumping and stepped aside. The other man stepped over to the manhole cover and began jumping. The man in the trench coat smiled and nodded as he watched the newcomer continue to jump and chant, “Twenty-one! Twenty-one! Twenty-waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” The man in the coat then returned the cover to the manhole, stood on it, and began jumping while exclaiming, “Twenty-two! Twenty-two! Twenty-two!” RICHARD
Howcome smoky the bear doesn't have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel!
