Bad joke of the day

Misprint Ad in Real Estate section of paper. " 4 bedroom house in lovely area, also comes with a huge attached dick"

 

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

The light turned green and the walk signal came on.

Ha Ha!

Ha......

Ha.

I'll come back tomorrow with another bad joke of the day.

 

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

 

Man with hole in pocket feel a little cocky all day.

 

Little change on Breeze's comment.

Confucius say that man with hand in pocket with hole feel nuts.

 

Hit her in the stomach.

 

Someone should ask Sonia to make this a sticky.

 

Cpnfucious say man who flies upside down has crack up.

 

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

 

When's the best time to see a dentist?

Before tooth-hurty!

 

I can only imagine the HOA fees on that place!

 

He who drinks and throws away all tools except pair of metal mallets may just be two hammered.

 

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

 

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

 

If a sheep is called a ram, and a donkey is called an ass, why is a ram in the ass called a goose?

(Okay, I'll shut up!)

 

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

 

The Minnesota Twins season. That's a joke in and of itself!

I'm going next Sunday to potentially witness the Twins' 100th loss--or something close to that. (Really, I'm going for a good time with buddies and a load of complimentary food.)

I will also be going with notes of jokes from this thread to share while we're dining--and maybe watching some baseball!

So, thanks for the bad jokes, everyone!!!

RICHARD

 

Will be there on Thurs, thankfully in the Legends Club

 

You know it is going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed in the morning and you miss the floor.

 

A man rounded a city corner one day to find a man in a trench coat jumping up and down on a manhole cover exclaiming, “Twenty-one! Twenty-one! Twenty-one!”

As the first man walked closer to the jumping man he became intrigued by the repeated chanting and the smile on the jumping man’s face.

“Are you having fun there, mister?”

“Yes. Want to try?” asked the jumper.

“Sure do!”

The jumping man stopped jumping and stepped aside.

The other man stepped over to the manhole cover and began jumping.

The man in the trench coat smiled and nodded as he watched the newcomer continue to jump and chant, “Twenty-one! Twenty-one! Twenty-waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

The man in the coat then returned the cover to the manhole, stood on it, and began jumping while exclaiming, “Twenty-two! Twenty-two! Twenty-two!”


RICHARD