Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Jul 14, 2016.
A modern cheerleader who ----like every female athlete in today's world---has been waxed.
LOL texted hubby again without answer to have him guess. He texted back a Brazilian nfl cheerleader. Yep
*Isn't it ironic*
My guidance counselor never told me that the road to success had clearance considerations to be aware of!
What can you eat on toast, that you can't eat on pussy??'
Whatdid the blonde say to her doctor when she found out she was pregnant?....
Are you sure it's mine....
An American, an Australian, and a Chinese guy are all part of a new mining company. One day they land a contract to work on a new dig site in Brazil. The American is assigned to be in charge of the workers, the Australian in charge of drilling, and the chinese guy is in charge of the supplies. After a week of work, progress is being made but both the American and the Australian can't locate the Chinese guy anywhere. The are concerned and begin a mass search of the entire site. After failing to locate him outside the mine, the search begins in the shaft. As they are reaching the end of the mine shaft, they round a corner and from behind a cart the Chinese guy jumps out and yells "Supplies!"
Hahaha!! Gotta use this one! !
A recent study showed that women who carry a little extra weight tend to live longer than the men who comment on it.
My father wants me to get a organ donor card, he's a man after my own heart
Confucius say epileptic woman who give bj may bite big one.
How does a constipated mathematician obtain relief?
He works it out with a pencil
He also say..."Man wit itchy butt have stinky finga"
Priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a park bench when a little boy walks by. The Priest says want to f**k him? The Rabbi says sure, out of what?
A guy has been on a desert island for a year and as he sat on the beach he see's a somebody walking out of the water. He thinks it's a mirage but as they get closer he see's it's a young woman in a wet suit.
The woman comes up to him and asks the guy if he wants a smoke. The guy answers yes and she pulls the zip slightly down on her wetsuit and pulls out cigarettes and a lighter. As the guy is smoking she asks if he would like a drink. She pulls the zip down a little further and pulls out a bottle of whiskey.
As the guy takes a drink the woman asks if he would like to play around as she pulls the zip on her wetsuit all the way down.
The guy says don't' tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there as well.
Confucius also say "man who walk through turnstile sideways going to 'bang-cock'"
Or going to "Hacken-sack"
Birthdays are fun but statistics say too many will kill you.
Speaking of statistics...I wanted to make a joke about averages, but that's just mean.
Speaking of averages, half your friends are below average.
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