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Bad joke of the day

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Jul 14, 2016.

  1. Edserv

    Edserv Low-Roller

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    What goes.... Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette?

    A Pro-Football Cheerleader doing cartwheels... ba-da-bump:)
     
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  2. JJLV

    JJLV Low-Roller

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    That was great. Texted it to my hubby! Won't share what he guessed :)
     
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  3. gotChopin

    gotChopin Low-Roller

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    Guys all think alike. You dont have to share what he guessed lol

    A tribute to that joke:
    What goes tinted brown, tinted brown, tinted brown, black, tinted brown?

    A korean cheerleader squad doing cartwheels!
     
  4. topcard

    topcard Older than the Stardust!

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    3 musicians & a drummer walk into a bar...
     
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  5. queuetee

    queuetee High-Roller

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    Seriously...some of these jokes are oldies and out of date.

    What goes blonde....bald....blonde.....bald?

    Give it some thought now and you can get back to us.
     
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  6. pultzar

    pultzar Low-Roller

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    A man saw a pun contest in the local newspaper. He wanted to raise his chances so he submitted 10 entries in hopes of winning. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
     
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  7. gotChopin

    gotChopin Low-Roller

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    Chong Li, where half of his upper body is all PEC MUSCLE. Damme greatest martial art character in the history of movies. Great acting too. In that movie. Well. Maybe not.
     
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  8. Mrazzo

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    What's Helen Kellers favorite color?
    Velcro.
     
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  9. Mrazzo

    Mrazzo Low-Roller

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    What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?


    Christopher Walken...
     
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  10. yooperguy

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    What can you eat on toast, that you can't eat on pussy?
     
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    Although there was absolutely no evidence against them, the golf course vandalism suspects were still detained--due to the fact that there were so many holes in their story.
     
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    How can you tell a Georgia football player has a girlfriend?

    There is tobacco juice on both sides of he pickup.
     
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  13. Breeze147

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    Well, what is it? Sardines?
     
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  14. Nevyn

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    What to you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art

    What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen

    What do you call an asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your mailbox? Bill

    What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms and no legs? Anything you want
     
  15. JJLV

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    Uncle (and that's not my answer:) I give. What goes blonde... bald and so on?
     
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    Don't care how old that one is, never heard it before and wayyyy funny!!! :clap:
    Thanks @JJLV
     
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    Turns out Jeffrey Dahmer was killed in prison because of some sort poker gambling debt. Prisoners were suspicious when he kept coming up with too many hands.
     
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  18. gotChopin

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    What did Chopin say to Liszt at the poker table in Paris hotel ???


    "I hate you because your hands are always larger than mine."



    Sorry can't think of any, that's the best I could do, inspired by the Dahmer one above.
    Nitey nite.
     
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  19. Big dan

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    Why do women have legs?

    So they don't leave snail marks everywhere they go.




    Lol!!!! This is my new favorite thread.
     
  20. JosieCat

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    A middle age guy is going through a mid-life crisis and buys a convertible. So he's out driving and before he knows it, he's doing 110, his toupee flapping in the wind. Before too long he sees sirens in the mirror. He immediately starts to go faster, but eventually gives up and pulls over. The trooper walks up to him and says "OK buddy, it's been a long day. If you can give me an excuse for why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go!"

    The guy thinks for a minute, and says "My wife left me for a cop, and I thought it was him trying to give her back!"

    "Off you go" says the trooper.
     
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