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Bad joke of the day

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Jul 14, 2016.

  1. dmr

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    Sim Salla Bim
     
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    One of the best Carnacks. I saw this when it aired back in 1981. Siss Boom Bah :haha:

     
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    Vegas > So Cal > Vegas
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  3. gadgets19

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  4. dmr

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  5. bubbakitty

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    I guess some would find this humorous :eek:
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    I hate needles so we’ll have to see.......but dislike funerals more
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  6. dmr

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    Oh yes! Very very muchly so! :)
     
  7. bubbakitty

    bubbakitty Doing retirement again and happily so....

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    You’re just ill......:wink2:
     
    I hate needles so we’ll have to see.......but dislike funerals more
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  9. Richard Alpert

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    I have a similar feeling about roundabouts, but I'm slowly coming around!

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    Y'all need to put it to the curb.
     
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    This is making the rounds today.

    For your gums? Yeah, right! :)

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    Where do you weigh a pie?


    Somewhere over the rainbow ... weigh a pie
     
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    Going digital meant something else back then! :eek:

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    Nice one!

    I would've said, "Somewhere desserted." :feedme:

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    I had to have my wife explain this to me. It was over my head...
     
    Maybe not this year. Looking forward to 2021!
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    Covid memes are funny but getting tiresome and yet...

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    I hate needles so we’ll have to see.......but dislike funerals more
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