Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Jul 14, 2016.
What is the best way to cook an alligator?
In a croc pot.
First Day Of School 2020 Fall
That's pretty deep!
Not Border but...
While eating a duck, the alligator got a little down in the mouth ...
A new and easy self-test for the horror of COVID-19 is doing the rounds and it's simple, quick and positive (or negative, if you see what I mean).
Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favorite whisky into it; then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there.
Then drink it. If you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the sense of smell and taste is a common symptom. I tested myself 7 times last night and was virus free every time. Thank goodness!
I will have to test myself again today because I have developed a throbbing headache which can also be one of the symptoms.
I'll report my results later . . .
I just burned my hawaiian pizza. Guess I need to cook it on ALOHA temperature.
I once went out with a large group to dinner, and we all ordered duck. I got stuck with the bill.
Did you hear about the new TV show where all the lawyers are skunks? It's called Law and Odor.
@mescalita ... WARNING! I think @Richard Alpert has hacked you VMB ID
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