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Bad joke of the day

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Jul 14, 2016.

  1. Valgal

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    This message was placed in a daily flyer at the nurses station:

    To protect out patients and team, masks must be worn inside the hospital at all times. This is applicable to all shifts and does not include having them hang off your ear. Continued non-compliance will be addressed by your leadership team.

    The hanging off your ear part made me lmao. And no — I am not one of the offenders.
     
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    Animals can be jealous too.

     
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    Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

    Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

    Son: But Mom, I was sitting on Daddy's lap!
     
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    Early in my career as a school librarian, a group of boys at a back table were laughing at what I thought was obviously a dirty joke. It went on for too long and I told them to quiet down. They tried, but to no avail, so I put on my stern teacher face and started to talk when they informed me that they were just reading the newspaper. Sure, I thought. But the wanted me to come over to see. The is a copy from the Montesano Vidette sometime in the 1970s.

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