Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Jul 14, 2016.
What would the moderators do?
They would still have me to keep them busy.
My golf course is now closed. I saw a guy in the pro shop, and I yelled through the door, "How many weeks will you be closed????"
He yelled back, "FORE!!!!!"
It is a cute video meme but I couldn't find it without going through face book. But it is how I feel. I can only imagine how things are in the big cities. Which would be San Antonio and Austin for me. I'll stick to Mayberry RFD.
Literally the truth. We also don't bat an eye buying fresh gulf Shrimp off the side of the road too. Going through the drive through at Burger King you have to pass your credit card through a hazmat box now. -- According to my son. I like Whataburger - they are real Texans -- no gloves at the drive through -- the cashier was living dangerously. That was a couple of days ago. Things may have changed.
March is March in’ on.
A job for Ron Swanson.
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773."
A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
Price gouging continues.
The price has gone up five-fold on 10 foot poles!
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool".
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