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Bad joke of the day - 2021

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Jul 14, 2016.

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    gadgets19, Mar 19, 2021
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    A guy was going down the sidewalk, on crutches, leg in a cast, and wearing a football jersey.

    Passer-by: Were you hurt when you were on the football team?
    Guy: No, I was hurt when the football team was on me!
     
    dmr, Mar 20, 2021
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  3. Richard Alpert

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    :hmmm:

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    :cowboy: :feedme:

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    RICHARD
     
    Richard Alpert, Mar 20, 2021
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    Did you hear about the really dumb guy who passed away taking an IQ test?






















    He died intestate
     
    Annual me and Pete
    Johnzimbo, Mar 21, 2021
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  5. gadgets19

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    gadgets19, Mar 21, 2021
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    gadgets19, Mar 21, 2021
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    Not so much a joke- but only in Texas can you ride a horse to a drive up COVID test and end up with your photo on a state website

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    Valgal, Mar 23, 2021
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  8. topcard

    topcard It's not really blackjack unless it pays 3:2!

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    topcard, Mar 25, 2021
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    This one has flown way over my head..Can someone please explain the joke to me?
     
    jamesxnj, Mar 25, 2021
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    Shrimp on the Barbie.
     
    JaDubya, Mar 25, 2021
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    Damn ! I even thought is that a Barbie doll? But wow nothing clicked after that...Thanks J
     
    jamesxnj, Mar 25, 2021
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    I was trying to determine if it was '76' or '96'. Neither one made sense.
     
    OddsWrkin, Mar 25, 2021
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    gadgets19, Mar 25, 2021
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    gs32794, Mar 27, 2021
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    gs32794, Mar 27, 2021
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    That reminds me of a true story...
    Wife and I are at a casual chain restaurant like a Friday's.
    Since she's vegetarian, she tells the waiter she would like the burger, but cut the meat.
    She got her hamburger with the meat neatly cut into bite size pieces.
     
    icopus, Mar 27, 2021
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    No, I won't say it! :) :) :)
     
    dmr, Mar 27, 2021
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    I went to a seminar about reincarnation, it cost me £1000 to attend but I thought you only live once.
     
    The Stig, Mar 27, 2021
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    gadgets19, Mar 28, 2021
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    That's supposed to be Bryan with a "y"! :)
     
    dmr, Mar 28, 2021
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