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Bad joke of the day - 2021

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Jul 14, 2016.

  1. Valgal

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    As a native Texan I fully agree with this.

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  2. SteveO

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    Ok maybe possum playing dead was cheeky but you had to love the shirt he wore...
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  5. SteveO

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    Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly?

    I have got loads of back issues.
     
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    I do!
    Check your massages! :D

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    {insert GROAN icon here!}|
     
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    Not a joke per say but you’ll eventually say this is a joke....read the instructions carefully ....
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    Sadly I've done this on too many occasions to count.
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    This sign was in the hallway all week. A lot of nurses had to stay here at work for several days.
     
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    What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

    One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
     
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    Found an old folder of pics. Possible I got some of them from here.
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