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Bad joke of the day - 2021

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Jul 14, 2016.

  1. gadgets19

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  3. GeorgeandTheBear

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    Ok. Might be political because he’s a politician. But it’s funny. 8A0ABC66-8C5E-400C-A90E-A333D44BE9B0.jpeg
     
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  6. Ty

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    I thought we were saving the moan button for @dmr
     
  7. GeorgeandTheBear

    GeorgeandTheBear High-Roller

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  8. gadgets19

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    To admit my Anna Kendrick obsession or post Bernie mittens (which I find straight up funny but supposed could be seen as political)?
    Too bad you get both:

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    My wife said, "You've never held a door open for me."

    "Not true," I told her, "What about the time you threatened to leave?"
     
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  12. bubbakitty

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    Why is it so hard for a lion to play cards on the Serengeti?

    There are too many cheetahs.
     
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    Sad news,,,, I broke up with a girlfriend called Loraine

    as she found out I was seeing another girl called Claire Lee.



    The good news is I can see Claire Lee now, Loraine is gone.
     
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  15. GeorgeandTheBear

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    This may not be the right place for this, because it might not be a joke. not hungry.jpg
    All of us guys have been there...
     
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    topcard Vegas Has Re-Opened!

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    Parents should not let their kids play 6:5!!!

    "Just say NO!"
    ;)
     
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    My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles… which sounds so much better than “alcoholic.”
     
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    I was going to join the debating team, but somebody talked me out of it.
     
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