Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Jul 14, 2016.
Ok. Might be political because he’s a politician. But it’s funny.
I thought we were saving the moan button for @dmr
To admit my Anna Kendrick obsession or post Bernie mittens (which I find straight up funny but supposed could be seen as political)?
Too bad you get both:
My wife said, "You've never held a door open for me."
"Not true," I told her, "What about the time you threatened to leave?"
Why is it so hard for a lion to play cards on the Serengeti?
There are too many cheetahs.
Sad news,,,, I broke up with a girlfriend called Loraine
as she found out I was seeing another girl called Claire Lee.
The good news is I can see Claire Lee now, Loraine is gone.
This may not be the right place for this, because it might not be a joke.
All of us guys have been there...
Parents should not let their kids play 6:5!!!
"Just say NO!"
My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles… which sounds so much better than “alcoholic.”
I was going to join the debating team, but somebody talked me out of it.
Separate names with a comma.