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Bad joke of the day - 2021

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Jul 14, 2016.

  1. gs32794

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    Hate to admit it...but...yeah! 20211114_115421-1.png
     
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    bubbakitty Doing retirement again and happily so....

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    I’ve ordered 2. :rolleyes: in case the first is a loser. :)
     
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  4. bubbakitty

    bubbakitty Doing retirement again and happily so....

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    April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

    Pilgrims.
     
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    Here is an email from a good friend who was recently diagnosed with prostrate cancer.

    Good zoom meeting with my doctor today.

    DOC: We’re going to administer your pre-CyberKnife hormone therapy the day after Thanksgiving. This means for the next six months you won’t be able to get it up, you’ll grow a pair of tits, and your tennis game will suck.
    ME: Great! No side effects!
     
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    No free sample for me please

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    A positive post...

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    I was rewatching Squid Games on Netflix the other day.

    My wife told me to stop it immediately.

    Quit Game.
     
    4th time's a charm?
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    Me: Why don’t you ever tell me when you orgasm?

    My wife: You don't like me calling you at work…
     
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