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Bad joke of the day - 2021

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Jul 14, 2016.

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    Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.


    It's a little fit bunny.
     
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    A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "you know we have a drink named after you". The grasshopper says "you have a drink named Larry?"
     
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    A termite walks into a pub and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
     
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    No, but the barback is luscious!!:rolleyes:
     
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    A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
    The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”

    The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
     
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    Q: Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table?

    A: Sir Cumference.

    (Please throw soft stones!) :)
     
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    Rumor is the entrance to the night club will look like Uranus

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    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Annie.

    Annie who?

    Annie way you want it, that's the way you need it. Soooo, ho-ho-hold on, hold on, hold o o o on!
     
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    {we SOOO need a groan emoji, @Sonya}
     
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